If you could fight one person...

[kibaxx7]

Fictional character: the alien from American Dad

Man, you just can't hate him, he's hilarious

Hollywood celebrity: Nicolas Cage (I can't stand him)
Politician: Our president, Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner
Athlete: Ha-Seung Jin (you know why).
Musical artist: I would say Barry White because of his voice
Fictional character: any character from Discovery Kids channel

[J@3]

I was kidding. I am goodlooking, get along with almost everyone and can dance. I'm great at parties.

I think I believe your other one more.

[Nick]

I'm not one to spill out hate on people, but if i were to hypothetically punch someone in the face to teach them a lesson, they would be:

Hollywood celebrity: Paris Hilton (although, because she's a female, i'll give her a chance of redemption via sexual favour), in which case i'd have to punch Heath Ledger. (he was great as the Joker, but he was spoiled and self-obsorbed in real life)
Politician: 99% of them
Athlete: Marbury
Musical artist: Lady Sovereign (she can have Paris's 'get our of jail free card' too), in which case i'd have to punch Chad Kruger or any ego-ist rapper.
Fictional character: That old 'sparkle motion' lady out of Donnie Darko (no sexual favours from her thanks. i'll follow through with the punch to the face for this female.)
Forum poster: Sometimes i used to feel like punching Jackal Even though i don't mind him. But sometimes it was just like "jesus, get over yourself".

[Dan's Brain]

Hollywood Celebrity: Steven Seagal (I know he'd punch me back, but it would be worth it for the momentary shocked look on his idiotic face). I'm also going to say Kyle Sandilands, even though he isn't Hollywood. He is still the worst, most undeserving "celebrity" in the world.
Politician: Malcolm Turnbull/Alexander Downer (arrogant douchebags). Peter Garrett (a disgraceful sell-out)
Athlete: Would have said Eddy Curry, but i don't think he could legitimately be considered an athlete. Otherwise Brad Johnson (AFL footballer)
Musical Artist: Kanye West
Fictional Character: Bellatrix Lestrange
Forum Poster: Matthew.

[cyanide]

A hollwood celebrity: Jude Law
A politician: Dick Cheney
An athlete: Michael Vick
A musical artist: Kanye West
A fictional character: Jar-Jar Binks
A forum poster: Matthew, until I was challenged by benji. Meet me in Iqaluit, Nunavut on August 1st at 1am.

[Jackal]

Forum poster: Sometimes i used to feel like punching Jackal Even though i don't mind him. But sometimes it was just like "jesus, get over yourself".

Whatchu talking bout Willis? I fuckin rock out with my cock out man.

[Joe the Space Marine]

I was kidding. I am goodlooking, get along with almost everyone and can dance. I'm great at parties.

I think I believe your other one more.

Ok. I'm glad I'm not arrogant and rascist then.

[J@3]

You didn't mention either of those

[vinceair]

Hollywood celebrity: Vin Diesel
Politician: -
Athlete: Carmelo Anthony
Musical artist: Jay-z
Fictional character: -
Forum posterS: 1- Donatello
2- Jackal

[Jackal]

Jesus would not approve.

[Jing]

Hollywood celebrity: Christian Bale/Tom Cruise
Politician: George Bush Jr. and Sr.
Athlete: Michael Phelps
Musical artist: Katy Perry/3oh!3
Fictional character: Aizen from Bleach
Forum poster: Matthew without a doubt

[jettdaking!]

Hollywood Celebrity: Russell Crowe
Politician: Manny Villar (fuck you!)
Athlete: Mike Tyson
Musical ARTIST: Michael Jakcson, 50 Cent
Fictional Character: LeBron James (too good to be mortal)
Forum poster: MikeMan (responds to every post he sees), shadowgrin

[air gordon]

sounds like something from fight club...

A hollwood celebrity: all "celebrities" on reality tv
A politician: blago
An athlete: tie between michael phelps and lance armstrong
A musical artist: chris brown
A fictional character: tyler durden
forum poster: myself

[Jackal]

Topic is taken from Fight Club, re-watched it for the Raymond K. Hessel scene.

[Christian.]

Forum poster: MikeMan and the NLSC's internet tough guys. I wanna see how tough they are in the real world.

Peace.

[Jackal]

I'm sure the NLSC's internet tough guys wouldn't mind having a face to face with you either.

[Christian.]

Yeah, I guess so.

[JaoSming]

@ Jackal's new avatar.

Trying to intimidate the 2 time Eh See Dubya champ?

[Christian.]

As you can see, I am just a 1 year old NLSC member. Is that how Jackal looks like? He can break my bones in a single punch.

[JaoSming]

Trying to intimidate the 2 time Eh See Dubya champ?

and it worked

[Null17]

As you can see, I am just a 1 year old NLSC member. Is that how Jackal looks like? He can break my bones in a single punch.

But you have the Unprettier...er...Killswitch or whatever it's called.

[Christian.]

[J@3]

Jackal has the same hairstyle as Homer

[Jackal]

Jackal is actually bald as of today.

[J@3]

I'd say it's for the best, that's a comparison no man should have to live with.