The "Post here when you are drunk" thread

[Its_asdf]

I'm sure this thread will be popular with the illiterate folks of the forum. It'll be a safe haven for them and can be a good excuse for them to type the way they do.

[Old School Fool]

I remember Nick posting when he was drunk. That shit was golden.

[[Q]]

Jae's right, you can easily fit 6 beers into any decent beer bong

True, if you post here after 6 beers, that's cheating. However, he said 6 DRINKS. I don't know about any of you guys, but 6 shots of Jager or Everclear and I'd certainly be at the drunk posting level.

Everclear is fucking insane... a couple of shots is enough alcohol to kill an entire Asian family. If I tried 6 shots of that, my kids would come out drunk
I've been on here buzzed once and was tempted to post, but I was still able to stop myself from making a complete ass of myself.

[Laxation]

What % is everclear? Strongest shit ive had was Absinth... that was 65% or 75%, tasted like shit though (i hate aniseed)

I have actually had orange essence... which is 80% - and costs like $1.50 for 100mil. But theres nothing to mix that with to make it drinkable, and shots taste like burning

[volsey]

Hot 100 is the biggest thing at my school, its like 55%. I know at least 4 people that have chugged it. Each one of them hasn't drank since. One got dragged for 20 minutes back to a friends house, and then got duc taped to the side of his garage for the night. The other one passed out in the bathroom of a Mac's store, then got ditched by his friends, and lost his cell hat and 65 bucks. He was in that bathroom for like 2 hours before someone called someone to pick him up. Personally I've only been on the computer while drunk afew times. Mostly MSN, some of the fonts look crazy though, I remember that, and the nudge thing that people send.

[Indy]

http://www.webtender.com/db/ingred/71

[---]

Can be lethal when used as shots

but 6 shots of Jager or Everclear and I'd certainly be at the drunk posting level.

Hahahahaha you must be able to handle ALOT

[cyanide]

What % is everclear? Strongest shit ive had was Absinth... that was 65% or 75%, tasted like shit though (i hate aniseed)

Pssh, Polish vodka takes the cake. My dad has a bottle that's 98% alcoholic content (yes, you read that right) at home.

Edit: Everclear, as posted by Indy is 95%.

[Jing]

damn it. i am never drunk when i am on the computer cause for my job, i aint allowed to drink...

I drink when i am at the team parties and at tournaments. I'll try to get on there and entertain... this is good though

[Nick]

What % is everclear? Strongest shit ive had was Absinth... that was 65% or 75%, tasted like shit though (i hate aniseed)

Pssh, Polish vodka takes the cake. My dad has a bottle that's 98% alcoholic content (yes, you read that right) at home.

Fuck me! You could fuel your car with that stuff.

I had a flaming absinthe shot the other day. Tasted like licorish flavoured petrol with fire in it.

[J@3]

Edit: Everclear, as posted by Indy is 95%.

Why on Earth would anyone drink that it'd taste like paint thinner.

[The X]

I don't trust these Americans....is it really 95% or is 95 proof which equates to 47.5%?!? the strongest drink I've ever had is about 151 proof which equates to 75.5% (Bacardi 151 for those who are wondering)....

if you wanna get drilled, try the following shot:

Half Bacardi 151, Half Chartreus (sp? it's that green 65-70% or 130-140 proof stuff) & a couple of drops of tabasco sauce....if you're feeling game, have tabasco sauce put around rim of shot glass....very firey....one thing not to do IMHO, is to light it on fire....I know a lot of people do this, but to me it's a waste of good alcohol....do not light it, shot it down....I haven't done one in a while, but boy, they do have some bite....and to taunt your opponent/friends, make sure to do the shot straight faced with no expression or chaser

[cyanide]

Why on Earth would anyone drink that it'd taste like paint thinner.

You're saying you drank paint thinner?

[DatYellowGuy]

Ugh...just won 6 close games of beer pong/beirut in a row....2 OT's. My stomach feels like shit, I know pretty soon I'm gonna be fucked up.

[DatYellowGuy]

I don't trust these Americans....is it really 95% or is 95 proof which equates to 47.5%?!? the strongest drink I've ever had is about 151 proof which equates to 75.5% (Bacardi 151 for those who are wondering)....

if you wanna get drilled, try the following shot:

Half Bacardi 151, Half Chartreus (sp? it's that green 65-70% or 130-140 proof stuff) & a couple of drops of tabasco sauce....if you're feeling game, have tabasco sauce put around rim of shot glass....very firey....one thing not to do IMHO, is to light it on fire....I know a lot of people do this, but to me it's a waste of good alcohol....do not light it, shot it down....I haven't done one in a while, but boy, they do have some bite....and to taunt your opponent/friends, make sure to do the shot straight faced with no expression or chaser

Everclear is 95% alcohol.

[Old School Fool]

http://www.nbaliveforums.com/ftopic14944.php

I'm laughing so hard over here.

[koberulz]

i posted a link to that two days ago or so.

[Indy]

Edit: Everclear, as posted by Indy is 95%.

Why on Earth would anyone drink that it'd taste like paint thinner.

The popular thing to do with it is mix it with Gatorade, takes away the bite. It's still pretty harsh though.

[cyanide]

^ Yeah, Gatorade's good. Orange juice or Sprite's not too bad either.

[[Q]]

I heard a lot of people like to put it in "jungle juice" aka a big tub of gatorade with alcohol and lemon/lime juice mixed in

[volsey]

Wow how is that 95% stuff legal. No offense but I think it's kinda stupid being able to get drunk after having just 4 shots. But still that's amazing, i'll stick to my pilsner and mike's hard.

[cyanide]

No offense but I think it's kinda stupid being able to get drunk after having just 4 shots.

It's cheaper

[Indy]

Wow how is that 95% stuff legal. No offense but I think it's kinda stupid being able to get drunk after having just 4 shots. But still that's amazing, i'll stick to my pilsner and mike's hard.

I would never drink Everclear at a party or anything like that, because your pretty much guarenteed to throw up.

Its more of a thing with like a couple of friends on a dead night when you try to see who can do the most.

[Fitzy]

damn i shoulda come here on sunday night

[shadowgrin]

Who goes on the internet when they are drunk?

I do.
Drinking session at some place lasted late unto the night that I was locked out of the dorm. I went into a 24-hour internet shop to waste some time until the dorm opened. Got kicked out of the internet shop when my head was repeatedly banging the keyboard because I was too wasted to keep my head up, it also didn't help my cause when I was drooling on the keyboard.

but I stopped myself everytime when my inner voice told me that my post was completely random, off-topic and unintelligible.

I wish most spammers in the NBA Live General Issues section would have that same inner voice.

Lite beer is for fags, I can't believe people drink that. It's like dirty tap water.

Agreed. That shite tastes like rejected-leftover-beer foam.

and at Nick's drunken thread.