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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:32 pm

This is a disturbing thread.... about masturbation. :lol:
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Postby Mentally Hilarious on Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:14 pm

I'm not really intrested in how, when and why obese americans (yes doobie, eating junkfood is crap, and I would guess in a non judgemental way that you're fat) to the skinmambo with themselves. Actually. I don't care when and why any guy whacks off.

Yet I find the thread strangely fascinating.
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Postby Riot on Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:57 am

This is my kind of thread.

I figured I masterbate about once a day.
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Postby Jackal_ on Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:21 am

COOLmac© wrote:i miss whacking off :D
havent done it in years :mrgreen:


What the fuck? You homosexual
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Postby Chris. on Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:37 am

cyanide wrote:
Drex wrote:when I wake up my partner is...erected :P


Why does your partner get an erection when you wake up beside him?



cos his partners a man :lol: jus jokin
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Postby Jackal_ on Fri Sep 09, 2005 6:52 am

cvele wrote:
cyanide wrote:
Drex wrote:when I wake up my partner is...erected :P


Why does your partner get an erection when you wake up beside him?



cos his partners a man :lol: jus jokin


Yeah tahts what cy said lol..
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Postby Rip32 on Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:24 am

How does a thread about whacking off get so popular? Oh Yeah....

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Postby Drex on Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:54 am

Why does your partner get an erection when you wake up beside him?

Maybe you find me sexy :cheeky:
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Postby Its_asdf on Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:21 am

....So you're sleeping with Cyanide?
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Postby cyanide on Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:25 am

Drex wrote:
Why does your partner get an erection when you wake up beside him?

Maybe you find me sexy :cheeky:


Fuck man, not around Jackal! :shhh:
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Postby Drex on Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:30 am

Don't worry, he'll understand...he's, what? 30 or something?
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Postby Indy on Fri Sep 09, 2005 8:42 am

I never thought I'd get involved in a whacking off thread...

I'm glad I was right. :mrgreen:
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Postby Uncommon Sense on Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:57 am

well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..
you know what i say? i say F**k signatures.
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Postby Jackal_ on Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:42 am

Uncommon Sense wrote:well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..


Did he get you in the eye?
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Postby nbalive744 on Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:52 am

legend you are a pervert
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Postby Username123 on Fri Sep 09, 2005 11:46 am

legend you are a pervert

Just look at his sig. What a perv, he wants cyanide's mom.

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Postby cyanide on Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:41 pm

Uncommon Sense wrote:well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..


Either he's one of those few people in the world that have something similar to the multiple orgasm function that women have, or he's bullshitting you.

he wants cynaide's mom


Who's cynaide?
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Postby COOLmac© on Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:04 pm

Legend wrote:
COOLmac© wrote:i miss whacking off :D
havent done it in years :mrgreen:


What the fuck? You homosexual


lets just say somebody else is doin me a favor almost every night :D
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Postby Doobie on Fri Sep 09, 2005 1:55 pm

I'm hoping thats somebody else is a female...
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Postby J@3 on Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:08 pm

well since i cant whack off.. i get to tell you all about my buddy lefty who shot his load 9 times in one day.. i dont know if thats some sort of record or some shit but thats it..


Not a record. I refuse to say more in fear of incriminating myself.
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Postby Doobie on Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:11 pm

LOL , no bullshit though , my record if about 15 in one day . Sunday , home alone , porn , bored ,horny . All leads to one huge day. Masturbate was ALL i did that day . Atleast 1 every hour the entire day .
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Postby Username123 on Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:21 pm

I think the record is 217 or 117. I remember Filip posting that here at NLSC.
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Postby Doobie on Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:33 pm

more then 20 in one day is insane , but 117-217 . Oh god , his balls must've been the size of raisins when he finished.
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Postby Hotshot on Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:36 pm

wisdom_kid wrote: I think the record is 217 or 117. I remember Filip posting that here at NLSC.

217? Are you fuckin insane? I remember that too.. and it was 23 or something, definitely not 217.
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Postby Doobie on Fri Sep 09, 2005 2:39 pm

23 sounds alot more reasonable . I want to break the record if it IS 23.
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