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Postby Colin on Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:32 am

Kevin. wrote:-2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.

-The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once. They're fucking relentless

-I was in a bar, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

-I'm gonna fix that joke... I'ma take all the words out and put new ones in it. That joke will be fixed

-I tried to throw away a yo-yo. It was fucking impossible.

lmao :lol:
Those are great. Thanks Kevin.
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Postby Indy on Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:37 am

-2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.


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