Hello

This is my introduction thread, I thought I’d take a couple of minutes and say hello to everybody.

I would also like to share a few thought…

Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.

After watching the new remade version with Johnny Depp I suddenly realised the immoral undertone of this disgusting movie. Lets start with the name, in fact lets leave the name, we can all see what’s wrong with it. The story, weirdo Willy (as I’d now like to call him) lives alone with his umpa lumpas, who I might add resemble small children, but only in stature. Now here’s a man that try’s to entice young children into his home by offering them free sweets, he invites the parents as well to make the whole thing look kosher. Now in order to get a vulnerable child, vulnerable enough for him to have his way with, he’s need to bring in a wide variety for his choosing. Obviously the fat kids no use to him, fats kids are lazy and eat too much, the girls are a problem as well because Willy only likes small boys. One of the remaining boys is pretty head strong and aggressive so he’s out of the picture. Who’s left…. the sweet little boy who’s charmingly shy and who also has an ageing grandfather that’s a heart beat away from a wooden coat. He comes from a poverty stricken home so he is easy to manipulate, the family’s not a problem, and he can just buy them off.

The toilet papers all gone.

It’s 00:45(12:45am). You really need to handle your business but the toilets rolls all gone, what do you do.

A) Try and hold it until morning?
B) Use a piece of A4 printer paper?
C) Get a dirty sock out of the laundry basket, wet it, put it on your hand like a sock puppet and wipe away?
D) Who needs to wipe?

Please feel free to treat me like every other user that frequents this board. Misinterpret my comments, flame me for no reason, call me a retard, dumbass, moron etc. Its all good and I’ll see you guys around

nice analyzation for the willy wonka movie

and i wouldnt wipe if it was a hard one drop plop

C) Get a dirty sock out of the laundry basket, wet it, put it on your hand like a sock puppet and wipe away?

Welcome mate, enjoy the site.

It’s 00:45(12:45am). You really need to handle your business but the toilets rolls all gone, what do you do.

A) Try and hold it until morning?
B) Use a piece of A4 printer paper?
C) Get a dirty sock out of the laundry basket, wet it, put it on your hand like a sock puppet and wipe away?
D) Who needs to wipe?

I would just go buttnaked out of the toilet to grab paper from the nearest toilet around

Welcome to the forum

Last edited by Filip on Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:32 pm, edited 1 time in total.

B) Printer Paper

Definitely

Welcome to the forum, certainly an original introduction. Hope you enjoy your time here.

Thanks for the reply’s.

Andrew: Love the roster updates. Been using this site’s for some time.

Theory, welcome to the Forums!

Stay away from COOLmac and Filip.

yo !

Theory, welcome to the Forums!

Stay away from COOLmac and Filip.

And Bill Cosby.

Last edited by Filip on Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.

It’s 00:45(12:45am). You really need to handle your business but the toilets rolls all gone, what do you do.

A) Try and hold it until morning?
B) Use a piece of A4 printer paper?
C) Get a dirty sock out of the laundry basket, wet it, put it on your hand like a sock puppet and wipe away?
D) Who needs to wipe?

I would just go buttnaked out of the toilet to grab paper from the nearest toilet around

Welcome to the forum

same...and yeah welcom

yeh me too and welcome

welcome.

Willy Wonka is just a movie about Michael Jackson...well more like a propechy

and to answer your last question. I'd use soap and water

Please feel free to treat me like every other user that frequents this board. Misinterpret my comments, flame me for no reason, call me a retard, dumbass, moron etc.

Wow, great attitude. Anyways welcome to the forums, again

Please feel free to treat me like every other user that frequents this board. Misinterpret my comments, flame me for no reason, call me a retard, dumbass, moron etc.

If that is the perception you have of this board, why bother joining us? You are insinuating that we tend to treat all our regulars in a bad manner? That is a serious acusation to start off your posting carreer with, no?

Anyways, I'm sure I'll be seeing you around here often enough, so yeah, see you around.

Don't take what he wrote deadserious

Let's just say I've got my suspicions & we'll leave it at that for the time being.

Welcome dumbass .

Thanks for the reply's.

A) Try and hold it until morning?
B) Use a piece of A4 printer paper?
C) Get a dirty sock out of the laundry basket, wet it, put it on your hand like a sock puppet and wipe away?
D) Who needs to wipe?

and to answer your last question. I'd use soap and water

Welcome to the boards, and we're all really a happy family... really.

Welcome to the boards, and we're all really a happy family... really.

Who's your daddy ?

Welcome to the boards, and we're all really a happy family... really.

Are you referring to you, legend and your mom

Who's your daddy ?

Are you referring to you, legend and your mom

Actually, Filip and VanK are my foster children. That being said, go back to work and keep scrubbing. If I see dust anywhere, you're both going to get the plastic shovel!

yo

Hello and welcome to the forum Have a good one...

About the Michael Jackson vs. Willy Wonka: Wonka hates children, Jackson loves them, that's where your entire thesis goes to the craper.

By the way, I'd use the printer paper if I had to choose; then take another one, wet it, and use that as well, and then do the same thing again (and again if needed).