The Joke Thread
Thu Jun 26, 2003 10:43 am
I got this idea because....well that's not important, just post jokes. No posting "lol 
" because that's what it's supposed to be, funny jokes. Now to start it off, a joke for all our Aussie friends from down under.
A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi. After
requesting a tour of the city, he starts into a tirade about
the small town airport and how in Texas they have larger
runways on their ranches.
They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and the
man is further unimpressed - "I have a duck pond bigger than
that harbor, and an ornamental bridge to span it that makes
this look like a toy".
The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets his scorn, "Is
this a road, or a track?"
So when a kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab, causing
the sudden and severe application of the brakes, the driver
couldn't help himself - "Stupid grass hoppers!"
" because that's what it's supposed to be, funny jokes. Now to start it off, a joke for all our Aussie friends from down under.
A Texan lands in Sydney, and is picked up by a taxi. After
requesting a tour of the city, he starts into a tirade about
the small town airport and how in Texas they have larger
runways on their ranches.
They are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge, and the
man is further unimpressed - "I have a duck pond bigger than
that harbor, and an ornamental bridge to span it that makes
this look like a toy".
The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets his scorn, "Is
this a road, or a track?"
So when a kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab, causing
the sudden and severe application of the brakes, the driver
couldn't help himself - "Stupid grass hoppers!"
Thu Jun 26, 2003 3:50 pm
O joy! a jokes thread. 
Posting "lol is fine, so long as they say something else too. 
Ok, here's a poofter joke. I told it to Tales already.
There are two fags, one fag likes to be fucked up the arse...the other prefers to fuck. So one day, they're goin at it, fuckin away, when there's a house fire.
Who escapes first? the fag getting fucked or the fucking fag?
(...small pause for audience to guess...)
The fag getting fucked does because he already has his shit packed.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL
No posting "lol
Posting "lol
is fine, so long as they say something else too. Ok, here's a poofter joke. I told it to Tales already.
There are two fags, one fag likes to be fucked up the arse...the other prefers to fuck. So one day, they're goin at it, fuckin away, when there's a house fire.
Who escapes first? the fag getting fucked or the fucking fag?
(...small pause for audience to guess...)
The fag getting fucked does because he already has his shit packed.
LLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL
Thu Jun 26, 2003 4:17 pm
LMAO Barnsey, nice choice of words, and not a bad joke. I will say right now that anyone who complains about this joke will forever be labelled a gay activist.
Not really a joke but more of a cheesey pick up line:
In a club, boy asks girl, "would you like me to clear a seat for you?"
Girl says "Sure" thinking, 'nice manners'...
Boy looks at girl, and then with his hand, whipes his mouth
I will say right now that anyone who complains about this joke will forever be labelled a gay activist.
Not really a joke but more of a cheesey pick up line:
In a club, boy asks girl, "would you like me to clear a seat for you?"
Girl says "Sure" thinking, 'nice manners'...
Boy looks at girl, and then with his hand, whipes his mouth
Thu Jun 26, 2003 5:02 pm
LOL, very smooth.
"Doctor, Doctor! i feel like a set of curtuins!"
"Pull yourself together man."
"Doctor, Doctor! i feel like a set of curtuins!"
"Pull yourself together man."
Thu Jun 26, 2003 6:14 pm
What's good about getting a blowjob from an Ethiopian?? You know she'll swallow.
Why do fags wear ribbed condoms??? Better traction in the mud.
Why don't they have driving and sex lessons on the same day in Iraq??? They don't want to wear out the camel...
Why do fags wear ribbed condoms??? Better traction in the mud.
Why don't they have driving and sex lessons on the same day in Iraq??? They don't want to wear out the camel...