Mike Tyson

Man this guy is a real idiot. I just thought I'd post some uotes that I found from him.

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."
"When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it."
"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her."
"I just want to conquer people and their souls"
"Alexander the Great got all the bitches and they weren't all whores"
"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."
"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."
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here are some more:

"I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the (expletive) head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."

"I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?"

"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know."