Bah......taking a break from homework......probably a long break...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A boy named Timmy
There once was a boy named Timmy. Everyone said Timmy was an

, but really, timmy was a

, a real minion of

.
Now, Timmy's best friend was a

, and they would get together from time to time to have a nice

. One day, Timmy and the

got bored, and they decided to go see if they could find any chick to take home and

. So, they went searching for a while. They saw a chick they liked, so they decided to play it

. Now, the

walked up to the girl first, but he forgot that he just ate a shitload of beans, and he let out a really bad

. It smelled so bad, that the girl

all over the

. Feeling very

, he walked back to Timmy. Timmy, who saw the whole thing, could not stop

. This made the

feel very

, and soon the two began to

. Now, Timmy beat his friend up so badly, that he ended up looking like this:

. Feeling guilty, Timmy took his friend the

back home, and the two shared a

.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Bah.....that took forever....I wonder how long before this is deleted.....