by Jackal on Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:26 am
Just tie a picture of hers to a string, tie the string to a stick, tape the stick around your head so that the picture hangs in front of your face just out of reach. You'll be slim & trim in no time.
Nevermind, the discipline to tape a picture costs too much energy, you need it all to fap fap fap to the picture.