I got it! I figured out how to travel through time!

[BIG GREEN]

It's simple...all we'd have to do to is place a reversable molecular tachyon pulse within an 100 ton irridium transponder. Ofcourse the hardest part is phasing a pulse A.I adjuster via the multi-directional transponder's immiter binary code. A quantum surpasser would inflict on the ozone's natural particle dark matter deflector creating a more than efficient trascendant gravitational worm hole block. However, N.A.S.A's "rocket scientists" haven't been able to figure for the ionic E.M.P backlash that would effectively place us within the dark ages for about a century...which is why I suggest we also create a rear electromagnetic neutron deflector bubble housed in an alpha based proton. We might ofcourse run into the occasional paradoxical anomaly housed within said chronological shift. Any ideas on how to circumvent this??? I look forward to proposed answers....

Thank you for your time.

[Fcuk Orlando]

I don't know any black guys (incuding me) that would want to go back in time

[BIG GREEN]

I'm black ...and I certainly would. So now you know one.

[Fcuk Orlando]

Holy crap, I wouldn't want to f*** with slavery!
It was a bad joke

[Andrew]

Wouldn't it be easier if we simply used the time code (001100010010011110100001101101110011)?

[benji]

This is not a joke. Safety not guaranteed.

P.S. I have only done this once before.

P.P.S. Must bring your own weapons.

P.P.P.S. You'll get paid after we get back.

[BIG GREEN]

Wouldn't it be easier if we simply used the time code (001100010010011110100001101101110011)?

Ofcourse it would..especially if inputed within the mainframe of the all encompassing flux copassitor. I didn't want to use it because the last time I did..the replicator provided us with too much salty snacks. I'm trying to keep my blood pressure down.

[Jackal]

Is this how you figured out how to not make Lebron win the MVP award?

[BIG GREEN]

That too...it works for anything depending on which forum you're on.

[Patr1ck]

But you can't change anything. If you decide to go back in time, you have already done that historically, even though you haven't lived it out during your life's timeline yet.

[BIG GREEN]

Which is why I mentioned the potential paradox hazard facing the potential chronological shift. A solution to the quagmire (giggity) would be appreciated.

[Andrew]

But you can't change anything. If you decide to go back in time, you have already done that historically, even though you haven't lived it out during your life's timeline yet.

Ah, the predestination paradox.

[t2r2s]

just one tip to those who wants to do this, before leaving the past, kill yourself from the past, and then go back to the future claiming that you've been in the heaven and get a lot of money telling fake stories

Note: on 99.9% of cases the victim dies before you stab/shoot/anyotherwayofdie him/her

[Andrew]

Grandfather paradox.

[Patr1ck]

WTF did he just say?

[Andrew]

I believe killing a past/alternate version of yourself to fake your own death and then claim to have seen the afterlife, then returned. But that's a grandfather paradox since if you kill your past self you'd cease to exist in the future, but then if you don't exist in the future you can't come back and kill yourself, hence all events cancel each other out and life goes on as normal. Except that Ned Flanders is now the undisputed lord and master of all mankind.

[Patr1ck]

Crap.

But what about the "I'm my own Grandfather" paradox?

[Andrew]

Well, that's Futurama's twist on the predestination paradox. Red Dwarf has a similar paradox where the crew ends up going back in time to play out events they witnessed in the past, as well as the paradox of Lister being revealed as his own father (though he didn't go back in time and kill/replace his actual father).

[shadowgrin]

Which is why I mentioned the potential paradox hazard facing the potential chronological shift. A solution to the quagmire (giggity) would be appreciated.

You need to stabilize the energy "strings" that you activated in each dimension that you directly or indirectly tapped for your endeavour. Of course such energy is hard to quantify unless you have a precise way to control and extract what you need from anti-matter or dark matter, whichever you choose.
You also need to know the change of energy frequency each string produced so you can revert it back to its almost original state.

[Andrew]

See, that's why I feel we should use the Time Code as it's paradox free, save for any copies of oneself which are doomed from the start and will be "eliminated" by the universe sooner rather than later to avoid a paradox.

[KiD_CuDi]

My head hurts Please talk in english.

[Patr1ck]

The encoding of monumental doctrines is imperative for it gravitate to the dishonorable. giggity-watts.

[KiD_CuDi]

lord jesus..........stop.....Please translate!

[Jackal]

When you are banned, the point is to stay away.

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[KiD_CuDi]

My bad sorry I didn't mean to bump da other thread, I've seen other people do it anyway.