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Jacko and the Choco Factory

Postby Fresh8 on Thu Jul 07, 2005 6:32 pm

Jacko-Depp-Wonka

Read it and tell me what you think?
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Postby Jugs on Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:10 pm

"Willy Wonka hates children--that there sets him apart from Michael Jackson."

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Postby Andrew on Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:45 pm

Sounds like a convenient coincidence to me.

"Willy Wonka hates children--that there sets him apart from Michael Jackson."


That's not how the character was portrayed in the original book, nor the 1971 film starring Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka, so I'd disagree with that. If anything, Willy Wonka's fondness of children and some of the childlike antics of the character support the Michael Jackson theory, though Willy Wonka's appreciation for children has never been portrayed as the appreciation of children Wacko Jacko has been accused of having.
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Postby J@3 on Thu Jul 07, 2005 10:07 pm

I've seen the ad for the new Willy Wonka movie a few times. Johnny Depp freaks the shit out of me, he's such a child molester in that movie.
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Postby The X on Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:10 pm

yep, apparantly the director wanted Marilyn Manson for the role, but backers wouldn't back that move so to speak....

haven't seen the new movie yet, but saw the trailers, and damn, Johnny Depp does look real freaky....more of a horror movie character....really cooky....the type of person you wouldn't want to be flatting with (come on guys, we've all lived with one person like this, although never for long enough to find out :lol: )....
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Postby cyanide on Fri Jul 08, 2005 9:58 am

Well... his career did start off with A Nightmare On Elm Street :)
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Postby Jona on Fri Jul 08, 2005 10:10 am

Johnny Depp is a fucking GENIUS when he's acting.

A fun fact: in the original book, the Oompa Loompas were meant to be black people, from faraway jungles in Africa. This caused controversy, obviously people saying it was racist. So Roald Dahl changed their appearance to the funky green hair and orange skin we are used to see. :mrgreen:
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Postby COOLmac© on Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:08 am

Jae wrote:I've seen the ad for the new Willy Wonka movie a few times. Johnny Depp freaks the shit out of me, he's such a child molester in that movie.


tell that to his close "friend" director Tim burton: now that is freaky.....how many films these 2 guys did together anyays? films that we know of and viewed by the public :lol:

dont get me wrong guys but johnny did a pretty hell of a job being JACK SPARROW :D
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Postby cyanide on Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:12 am

And in Pirates of the Carribean. I was glad he was nominated for an Oscar from that role.
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Postby Jona on Fri Jul 08, 2005 11:46 am

Jack Sparrow was IN "PotC"... :)
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Postby cyanide on Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:13 pm

Jaesus Christ... I'm baffled. I don't know how I missed that :shake:
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Postby COOLmac© on Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:21 pm

yeah long live Jack Sparrow Mayte. best johnny depp performances ever...
no not the willy wonka or the monster in christmas clay movie...long live jack sparrow 8-)
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Postby Jackal_ on Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:28 pm

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Postby air gordon on Fri Jul 08, 2005 4:37 pm

The X wrote:yep, apparantly the director wanted Marilyn Manson for the role, but backers wouldn't back that move so to speak....

haven't seen the new movie yet, but saw the trailers, and damn, Johnny Depp does look real freaky....more of a horror movie character....really cooky....the type of person you wouldn't want to be flatting with (come on guys, we've all lived with one person like this, although never for long enough to find out :lol: )....

from what i heard, marilyn manson is the one who has some kind of 'infatuation' with willy wonka. when he was howard stern, he was talked about this. he even wore a hat like willy wonka's in one of his videos
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Postby Andrew on Fri Jul 08, 2005 6:48 pm

Legend wrote:(Y) Gene Wilders = Legend


I one heard Roald Dahl hated the way the movie turned out. Strange given that it's considered a classic these days, not in the same sense as a Casablanca or Gone With The Wind, but it's one of those old kids movies they'll show every so often.
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