direct is if I hit you over the head
subliminal is if I offer you an altoids (to Kevin Harlan)
to Kenny's kids..when NateRob did an out of this world dunk..
The Jet - I'm not going to let my kids play video games anymore, cus they going to try that dunk
Chuckster - Your kids ain't that talented..
"what the hell did u just say?" repeatedly lmao...and oh yeah "what the hell is a hangdog??"
"Ay there goes T.O....Terrell Owens!....I aint know he goes to the same church as Shaq!"
"If Nate Robinson is 5'9 then I'm skinny"
"Okay, okay, okay. Guys in the back, the dunk is over.....
now can you go back to Damon Jones Coat?"
"Damn, I need to call Jim Boeheim to get Hakim in the weight room. This kid's lighter than cake!"
"Show Damon Jones' coat again!" "I'll do anything if the camera shows his coat again"
Miller - Gonzaga, they're my dark horse.
Charles - They ain't that dark.
when nate misses his dunks and he says that he cant be that disapointed he with the knicks!!Jet - "We don't agree on anything"
Charles - "We both agree you're ugly"
Charles - "He has a beautiful body, but he's too skinny"
Kenny - "How can you be skinny and have a beautiful body?"
Charles - "I'm fat and I have a beautiful body..."
On Chauncey Billups Jumpshot?
Charles - "He's not jumping too high. There's no wasted motion, kinda like my golf swing."
About Josh Smith putting the tape down....
"Maybe he cross-eyed and jumped from the wrong tape"
Magic - He would've really been disappointed if he couldn't pull down this dunk.
Charles - He plays for the Knicks, he is at his lowest rate of disappointment
After Nate completed his first dunk
Kenny-Chuck what would you give him, a 9 or a 10?(Kenny gave him a 9)
Chuck- I wouldn't give him a 10.
Kenny- See Chuck we finally agreed on something.
Chuck- Oh we both think you ugly already.
Referring to Rookie-Soph Game:
"Igoudala wasn't on fire, he just gettin' his shots out of his system. He's going back to work on Tuesday."
When AI came out:
"Iverson aint gonna pass it. It's a subliminal message."
They are what make All-Star Saturday fun, some of the stuff they said at the right time was too funny.
Chuck was cracking me up throughout the night.
