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Kobe Back..

Postby Amphatoast on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:48 am

in nike magazines ads
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2104346

guess this could be the first step in kobe getting back on the market
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Postby Jugs on Mon Jul 11, 2005 2:50 am

People might start to buy and wear his jersey again, screw James and Anthony, Bryant is back
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Postby Cloudy on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:18 am

Hell yea! Come on Kobe, time to hang your jerseys in Denver yo!
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Postby cyanide on Mon Jul 11, 2005 3:19 am

That's still not going to stop LeBron sales or his popularity if LeBron keeps doing what he's doing :lol:
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Postby air gordon on Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:06 am

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Jump.
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Postby Sauru on Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:11 am

screw kobe.
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Postby Jugs on Mon Jul 11, 2005 5:17 am

Hell, i don't like the Jerseys they sell in my town, maybe i haven't checked every shop yet. They're best jersey is Drexler 22 for Portland, they have Bryant, James, Anthony, Nowitzki but NO Duncan and not even Wallace :cry:
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Postby Bang on Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:00 am

After each negative statement -- "selfish'" "uncoachable," "outcast," and "stubborn" among others -- the ad alludes to how Bryant responds: curls, sit ups, lunges and free throws.


How about "rapist"? :D I wonder how he'll respond...maybe by "kobe-ing"(see link) a woman.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kobe
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Postby Jugs on Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:02 am

5. kobe
A city in Japan.
See also basketball and rape.


ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Boyk on Mon Jul 11, 2005 6:54 pm

whats funny about the whole rape thing, is the girl is already married and expecting a child :shock:
WOW!! im sure every rape victim would go straight back out and get married and have a kid :roll:
she got over it quick

bout time Kobe starts getting his cred back.
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Postby MaD_hAND1e on Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:01 pm

Sauru wrote:screw kobe.


no no no.....
kobe screw.
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Postby Flasher on Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:23 pm

Girl was a hooker! He should of never "Kobe" her. (N)

Anyway, it's not like Kobe has been doing anything stupid lately. Looks like the ads will be about redemption. Don't fuck it up this time Kobe. (Y)
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Postby Fenix on Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:03 pm

What's wrong with Kobe's back?
"Sometimes a player's greatest challenge is coming to grips with his role on the team." (Scottie Pippen, #33)
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Postby Andrew on Mon Jul 11, 2005 8:42 pm

It was bound to happen sooner or later, once the criminal case was dismissed and the civil suit settled. I'm not surprised to see objections and criticisms of Nike's decision to continue their partnership with Kobe, it's a point of view I understand and agree with to an extent, but Nike did pull him from advertisements for the better part of the last couple of years so they haven't been completely insensitive to the situation.
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Postby Matthew on Mon Jul 11, 2005 9:57 pm

whats funny about the whole rape thing, is the girl is already married and expecting a child Shocked
WOW!! im sure every rape victim would go straight back out and get married and have a kid Rolling Eyes
she got over it quick

Rape expert Boyk chimes in with another great call. Theres no "right" way for a rape victim to get over it. But seeing that you called her a rape victim, are you saying kobe did it? :crazy:

As for the magazine ad, great. Kobe wasn't found guilty, and you are innocent until guilty. I actually hope he does well, he is the most all round player in the nba. That includes KG, Lebron, Duncan, Tmac and AI.
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:55 am

2. kobe
colorado inmate #83042
tsk ... tsk


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15. Kobe
Every female's worst nightmare
Oh my gosh! KOBE BRYANT! NOOOOO!!!

17. Kobe
He is the black Polanski
Kobe is goin to jail

30. Kobe
another name for the biggest cock in the entire world
come here bitch and suck my kobe


32. Kobe
Michael Jordans Son...
Not as good as MJ but pretty all right compared to some other players...
(Don't hate, appreciate)


:lol: :lol:

Some of these things are hilarious lol.
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Postby Fenix on Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:16 am

Ruff Ryder wrote:17. Kobe
He is the black Polanski
Kobe is goin to jail

:lol:.
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Postby Boyk on Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:29 pm

Rape expert Boyk chimes in with another great call. Theres no "right" way for a rape victim to get over it. But seeing that you called her a rape victim, are you saying kobe did it? Crazy


...........thats my point, if she was a "rape victim" i dont think she would of went and found a man and get married and have a kid straight away.

Whats funny is that as soon as she got her money, she turned the whole thing around and acted like nothing happened.
coz in the end thats all she was after i guess

ahhh who cares, make all the jokes ya want, hes innocent.
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Postby COOLmac© on Tue Jul 12, 2005 3:12 pm

here's more on urban dictio which IMO is really funny

8. kobe
Last name Bryant. A famous rapist, back stabber and crybaby who just ruined the would-be Lakers dynasty when he cried so much that Shaq and Malone decided to leave the little narcisist to fend for himself, something that he has failed to do. Also made one of the worst albums in history (he couldn't even get any real singer to do the background vocals, so he hired a model), punch-line of numerous jokes about rape and egomaniacs and owner of the NBA's finest collection of pathetic excuses.
Kobe represents everything that's wrong with the NBA.
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Postby Matthew on Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:29 pm

Boyk wrote:
Rape expert Boyk chimes in with another great call. Theres no "right" way for a rape victim to get over it. But seeing that you called her a rape victim, are you saying kobe did it? Crazy


...........thats my point, if she was a "rape victim" i dont think she would of went and found a man and get married and have a kid straight away.

Whats funny is that as soon as she got her money, she turned the whole thing around and acted like nothing happened.
coz in the end thats all she was after i guess

ahhh who cares, make all the jokes ya want, hes innocent.

Have you ever been raped? I highly doubt it, so how can you say that she is acting strange after the incident? Thats right, you cant.
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Postby Lady Of Rage on Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:08 pm

great for kobe the person because everyone deserves another chance....now if only kobe the player would learn to play team basketball. :D
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Postby COOLmac© on Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:19 pm

LOL you talk like kobe the person is not = to kobe the player or that he has 2 personalities :lol:
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Postby beau_boy04 on Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:22 pm

I'm glad for Kobe! hopefully this time around he won't fuck it up...
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Postby Lady Of Rage on Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:28 pm

COOLmac© wrote:LOL you talk like kobe the person is not = to kobe the player or that he has 2 personalities :lol:


everyone deserves another chance.....i don't like him as a ball player all too much but as a person i would wish him no ill....he has a family that loves him just like we do.....i hope his life gets back on track... :D
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Postby Kemp on Tue Jul 12, 2005 6:50 pm

I hope Kobe learned his lesson and never rape a female again.
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