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by **paul_pierce_the_truth** on Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:43 am

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/oliver_mi ... l?nav=page

Believe it or not this fatass is back

(Just kidding of course, go get 'em Oliver!)

I'll watch the T-Wolves/Celtics game and see if he's a decent pick-up and how fat his ass is.

by **alexboom** on Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:04 am

he is skilled, has good hands for a big man, if only he weren't so big ...

Charles Barkley said once about him :
"I don't want to invite him at home for dinner, I mean, he's so angry that he could eat my flowers"

by **Stevan** on Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:28 pm

Oh god no! This is how rare big men are... they should just go with the reality TV show for big men that I suggested. Oliver Miller! What's next, Acie Earl? :lol:

by **magius** on Tue Dec 16, 2003 12:39 pm

kg at point, shaq at the two, oliver miller at the three, shawn kemp at pf, and fat vin baker at c

=

the most discgusting team to play against, their combination of body fat (and in kg's case, lack thereof) and unprohibited inhumane output of toxic sweat would make any opposition nauseous.

by **paul_pierce_the_truth** on Tue Dec 16, 2003 1:50 pm

He got in the game at the end and was really fat, big fat rolling pig, stomach, ass, everything everywhere, seriously out-of-shape.

by **Filip** on Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:18 pm

Great! Fun as hell that he has returned, he could side up with Traktor Traylor and Shawn Kemp!
But he is only 33 years old, I thought that he was way older.
Anyway I guess is the second heaviest player in the league now

by **Mikki** on Tue Dec 16, 2003 6:19 pm

Slam harder wrote:Anyway I guess is the second heaviest player in the league now

who's the first then???

Oliver Miller, LMAO!!!!!

by **Filip** on Tue Dec 16, 2003 9:01 pm

Wasted wrote:who's the first then???

Earl Boykins offcourse!! What's wrong with you.

Shaquille O'neal #34 of the LAL weights 340 according to NBA.com

by **paul_pierce_the_truth** on Wed Dec 17, 2003 6:44 am

Slam harder wrote:
Wasted wrote:who's the first then???

Earl Boykins offcourse!! What's wrong with you.

Shaquille O'neal #34 of the LAL weights 340 according to NBA.com

You know thanks for pointing out this 340 pound player's number, I was going to watch a Laker game and I might have had trouble finding the guy.

by **Filip** on Wed Dec 17, 2003 7:07 am

paul_pierce_the_truth wrote:You know thanks for pointing out this 340 pound player's number, I was going to watch a Laker game and I might have had trouble finding the guy

I was being sarcastic. Cause mikki.d dosen't seem know how big Shaq is or who he is

by **DrNick** on Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:16 am

My Question is how the hell did he get drafted to the NBA in the first place????!

by **paul_pierce_the_truth** on Wed Dec 17, 2003 10:47 am

DrNick wrote:My Question is how the hell did he get drafted to the NBA in the first place????!

He led Arkansas to a NCAA Championship and was pretty much a different all-round player then.

by **DrNick** on Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:01 am

paul_pierce_the_truth wrote:
DrNick wrote:My Question is how the hell did he get drafted to the NBA in the first place????!

He led Arkansas to a NCAA Championship and was pretty much a different all-round player then.

WOW he really let himself go

by **bballer22** on Wed Dec 17, 2003 11:11 am

i think the next heviest is James Lanf form NO, a HS player who hadnt played a game yet, his listed as 306, wow, and his tall too,
i looked at team photoes in Official NBA Mag and when u look at NO u think what the hell r those guyz, look like a NFL team, some of them are just pure FAT, Trailor? how the HELL does this guy stay in the NBA? Shawn Kemp is smarter then him yet he cant find a job? how r player like this stay in the NBA???

by **paul_pierce_the_truth** on Wed Dec 17, 2003 3:55 pm

Shawn Kemp is smarter then him

This is very unlikely.

by **Old School Fool** on Wed Dec 17, 2003 4:17 pm

I remember seeing his Picture in NBA Jam T.E. for SNES...I almost Shit myself when i first saw his face i was like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" :lol:

by **j.23** on Thu Dec 25, 2003 11:17 am

diop of the cavaliers is pretty chunky too..

but i was watching the knicks/wolves game yesterday.. he's pretty good at boxing out.. but with his bodyshape i guess you have to be

.. he can score pretty easily too when he's close to the basket..

but it makes me sick watching him run down the court, lol

by **Matt** on Thu Dec 25, 2003 3:46 pm

i wonder how Miller would hold up against Shaq?
anyway, Miller has a good shooting touch aound the bucket and as mentioned boxes out well which is why Minnesota got him. I don't know if it's just me but very few players box out properly. All i see is a bunch of guys in the paint waiting for a 'clunk' and then jumping for the ball

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