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Postby debiler on Tue Nov 28, 2006 11:20 pm

- It's not a real playoff game unless the losing team gets owned by Robert Horry.
- It's not a real Mavs game unless anyone gets more than 5 assists.
- It's not a real NBA draft unless someone mentions Sam Bowie, the Kandiman and Kwame Brown.
- It's not a real Basketball World Championship unless the USA forget how to play.
- It's not a real Charles Barkley quote unless there's a reference to Kenny Smith.
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Postby emi_b7 on Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:03 am

it's not a real suns game unless they score 110+ points

it's not a mavs game unless Harris plays bad and makes 4+ turnovers
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Postby CMJ3 on Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:57 pm

Its not a real sixers game without Iverson taking 30 shots.
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Postby --- on Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:22 pm

He's not the real Carmelo (this season) until he goes for 30+
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Postby Shi on Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:45 pm

It's not a real Christmas without a Kobe-Shaq match.
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Postby DatYellowGuy on Thu Nov 30, 2006 2:25 pm

Not a real Knicks game until "Starbury" blames his shittyness on someone.
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Postby Gedas on Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:49 am

Its not a real Pacers game unless Saras sucks eggs.
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Postby Donatello on Fri Dec 01, 2006 9:52 am

It's not a real spam thread until it reaches this point.
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Postby Ruff Ryder on Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:15 pm

It's not a real Lakers-Nuggets game unless Kobe gets booed during his entrance...and gets booed during his exit after he has hit the gamewinner.
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Postby Shi on Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:48 am

Gedas wrote:Its not a real Pacers game unless Saras sucks eggs.

But still Israeli press will say he had a solid effort with 2 pts(1\4),1 asst and 5 TO's in 2 minutes.
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