Jugs is by far the worst live draft participant in the history of fantasy basketball.
Anyways this is how I saw the first 3 picks of the draft... not that I paid much attention to it because Jugs wouldn't shut up and pretty much ruined the whole thing
#1 pick: Love For The Glove
Started off strongly, taking LeBron with the #1 pick but had a complete mental breakdown soon after, taking Brandon Roy in the 2nd round. No one would've touched him for ages, and there were still players like Terry, Hinrich, Davis and Parker left on the board. Followed that pick up with the equally mind boggling selection of Zydrunas Ilgauskas in the 3rd, taking him over Shaquille O'Neal and Ben Wallace. Made a couple of questionable picks after that (taking Desmond Mason when Mobley, Childress, Devin Harris and Michael Finley were still around) but might've found a steal in Anthony Parker.
#2 pick: Patrick Batemans
The fantasy God

made the smart choice with Kobe at number two overall, once and for all proving his undying love to the adulterer. Ron Artest in the 2nd round was a bit of a stretch considering his horrific shooting last season, but Ben Wallace, Corey Maggette, Larry Hughes and Thabo Sefolosha late late on were all solid picks. Has a solid line-up, though Steve Francis and Kendrick Perkins are pretty massive question marks. If Perkins gets minutes he'll be a steal, but god only knows what to make of Francis.
#3 pick: The Underdogs
Caused a collective "LMAO" by selecting Amare Stoudemire at 3rd overall. No idea what you were thinking, but I guess you're almost guaranteed a 18/8 player at least... still not the kind of thing you'd want with the 3rd pick. Made an alright pick in the second with Mike Bibby and a solid third round choice in Shaquille O'Neal. A few more solid picks followed but lost the plot in the 7th round onwards, picking Raef LaFrentz, Gary Payton, Dikembe Mutombo and James White. Ouch.
Team rankings (IMO)
1: Phoenix Peaches
2: Reign
3: ohohoho
4: Godzilla Meets Japan
5: Patrick Batemans
6: Grin's Shadows
7: cwebbiverson
8: The Underdogs
9: z stars
10: Anthony15
11: Toasters
12: Titans
13: Love For The Glove
14: Sam
15: All-Out-Canadian
16: Juggernaughts bitch!
17: Doobie
18: Gangstas
19: Funk's Boys
20: Mad Skillz
Mad Skillz gets the vote for worst smack talk effort:
I'm the best. How's that for some smack talk?
Edit: I just saw the trade, Randolph for Iguodala? Anyone else see this as a bit lopsided?