Kobe "Hater" thread

[Matthew]

I'm not a kobe fan, I just said that before. It goes to show how dillisional you are. You think something, and assume its right.

Jae when you are 37 year old millionaire

Lol Mike Davis has returned!!

[dada]

Typical; getting all bent out of shape and loving another man that's a female trait.

So does that mean that you have been fucking Shaq for quite some time now?

[Matthew]

He probably paid shaq for it too

[Jugs]

Interesting, I wish I was a 14 year old millionaire.

[Matthew]

No no: 37 year old millionaire!

[Carmo]

I thought this was a Kobe Hater thread, why has there been four straight "I love you Kobe posts" Wasn't this the reason for this thread?........ or is it bothering you that much that "us" yes the ones who wouldn't let Kobe fuck them in the ass, have our own space to talk what we want about your lovable Kobe.
I read none of those last four post at all.......So i will not comment on anything, just this.
Quote:
How many rings does Shaq have without kobe and phil?


None, but he did make it to the Eastern Conf. finals, while Kobe watched the whole playoff's on T.V.

So if you support a player you're not allowed to stick up for them when people are bashing him???[

[dada]

Kinda sounds like we should get down and worship him since he's a self-proclaimed millionaire. Do you want to worship your wealth (which I dont believe 1 letter of what you are saying)? If so, why do you want a bunch of guys on the forum to worship you? Are you trying to start some sort of gay millionaire lovng cult?

[Dirtdog1- David]

read none of those last four post at all.......So i will not comment on anything, just this.
Quote:
How many rings does Shaq have without kobe and phil?

Hence the “Just this” You can read right?
I am not going to get into a flame war with you or Jae, because judging from the amount of posts the two of you have; you are much more proficient at flaming than I am………… For moderators the two of you sure do spark up flame wars.
I am done arguing with you, a matter of fact I will create a thread just for the two of you, so you don’t feel left out.

No no: 37 year old millionaire!

3% of American’s are millionaires; I am one of the 3%, what’s the big deal. I have worked hard, been fortunate now I am living life as I want too. Believe me I don’t have to prove anything to any of you, the friends I have on this board know the truth, enough said!

So does that mean that you have been fucking Shaq for quite some time now?

I am not a Shaq fan, I don’t love any player the way the bunch of you are in love with Kobe. It pretty sad too.

If Kobe made an NCAA Live mod, would you buy it

Jae was this supposed to embarrass me? I pay for whatever I feel I should pay for……Believe me you could be bought too.

Kinda sounds like we should get down and worship him since he's a self-proclaimed millionaire. Do you want to worship your wealth (which I dont believe 1 letter of what you are saying)? If so, why do you want a bunch of guys on the forum to worship you?

Dadamafia you believe what you want, ask some of the older heads if you really need to find out the truth.
No worshipping needed! Jae brought up the money thing; not I. I am just stating the fact, that $220 is a piss in the bucket, so why make a big deal out of it.

While we are on the subject of the NCAA Mod, I could still use some help, so if you want to lend a hand, just chat with me on MSN.
david_el69@hotmail.com

[BIG GREEN]

I'll help if you pay me rich man.

[Dirtdog1- David]

Yohance hit me up on MSN.
I thought is was now an un-written rule, maybe not at NLSC just .org

[J@3]

A 37 year old millionaire good call MikeD Jnr.

Jae was this supposed to embarrass me? I pay for whatever I feel I should pay for……Believe me you could be bought too.

Pull your head out of your ass you moron. Even if you could afford to pay $220 for an NCAA mod, it doesn't change the fact that you could've just spent the same amount of money on an Xbox + an actual NCAA game you fucking idiot

We are in the presence of a millionaire, let us all bask in his reflective glory before we remember that he's probably some fat part time IT consultant or something of that ilk.

[Matthew]

Hence the “Just this” You can read right?

So you're telling me (and expecting me to believe) that out of at least 1000 words (the 4 posts combined) that you just saw one sentence, and thats it? Thats about as realistic as your proclaimed bankroll.

I am not going to get into a flame war with you or Jae, because judging from the amount of posts the two of you have; you are much more proficient at flaming than I am…………

Heh, to quote you on this one: "that's a female trait".

3% of American’s are millionaires; I am one of the 3%, what’s the big deal. I have worked hard, been fortunate now I am living life as I want too. Believe me I don’t have to prove anything to any of you, the friends I have on this board know the truth, enough said!

Haha yeah right. You were the one who brought your "wealth" into this post, so its not like we asked you for that kind of information. And you have friends on this board? Were they paid?

I am not a Shaq fan, I don’t love any player the way the bunch of you are in love with Kobe. It pretty sad too.

It's sad that you cant have a decent nba discusion without getting ripped apart by a couple of aussies

Jae was this supposed to embarrass me? I pay for whatever I feel I should pay for……Believe me you could be bought too.

So how many hookers have you slept with, Frank Grimes Snr?

[BIG GREEN]

Man this brings back memories when i flamed with you and jae together. The two of you are like Ken and Ryu up in this piece.

[Matthew]

Heh Kevin Fitzgerald

[Jugs]

At the moment, i'm pictureing dirtdog as some kind of fat, lardass with thick glasses who's sitting in his marble bathroom with a waterproof computer. Wearing big thick gold rings on 7 of his fingers and 3 of his toes. He's typing on his gold platinum keyboard that's not even a keyboard, he just has to speak and the keyboard just pushes the buttons it's self. He looks to the left and he sees his butler serving him a fish platter with nacho cheese sauce and some coke at the same time as his maid is cleaning his ferrari that can turn into the Death star from Star Wars.

[Scotty]

i dont like him as a person, but as a player he's good-although he's a bit of a sook

[Dirtdog1- David]

Pull your head out of your ass you moron. Even if you could afford to pay $220 for an NCAA mod, it doesn't change the fact that you could've just spent the same amount of money on an Xbox + an actual NCAA game you fucking idiot

Like I said how do you know it was only $220??
Jae, think before you talk. I have an X-Box a matter of fact two of them in the house, (one modded and another stock) a PS2 and a X-Box 360.
Have you played March Madness on the X-Box? Not the same is it, PC gaming is what I am looking for, can you patch an X-Box to the extent you can a PC game? No! I am sure you know this? This is why you are the moron!
When EA Sports releases March Madness on PC that is when NCAA gamers like myself will be happy.

So you're telling me (and expecting me to believe) that out of at least 1000 words (the 4 posts combined) that you just saw one sentence, and thats it? Thats about as realistic as your proclaimed bankroll.

Mattew; it was near the top right under a quote; pretty easy to spot. Next?
I really don’t care what you believe!!!!

So how many hookers have you slept with, Frank Grimes Snr?

I have a beautiful wife and three children, no need for hookers; sorry.

We are in the presence of a millionaire, let us all bask in his reflective glory before we remember that he's probably some fat part time IT consultant or something of that ilk.

I am 37 years, 6’2” weigh 205lbs far from fat. I am physically fit, pretty sure i am in better shape than you are, and much more intelligent.

If you feel you need to flame me or are in need to build your self esteem some more; go right ahead. Tomorrow morning I will still be happy and successful and you will still be Jae.

If i re-offended anyone with money talk; I am sorry! But again I state Jae was the one who brought the money situation up.
I am done here, you are some funny guys. No life, but pretty funny...... Jae 10,000+ posts…..C’mon get a girl.

Good day.

Yohance if you are serious david _el69@hotmail.com

[J@3]

you've got some serious mental problems. What kind of person in his late 30's feels the need to justify his life to a bunch of teenagers on an internet forum? Talk about building self esteem, like we need to hear about how physically fit or intelligent you are. Actually, speaking of intelligence... before you posted today I was under the impression that you were about 18 or 19 years old, so really... you're fairly average.

Anyways enjoy your million dollar life, although if I had that much money I think I'd find something better to do than critisising basketball players on an internet forum. Now fuck off and die you moronic oxygen thief

[Dirtdog1- David]

you've got some serious mental problems. What kind of person in his late 30's feels the need to justify his life to a bunch of teenagers on an internet forum? Talk about building self esteem, like we need to hear about how physically fit or intelligent you are. Actually, speaking of intelligence... before you posted today I was under the impression that you were about 18 or 19 years old, so really... you're fairly average.

Anyways enjoy your million dollar life, although if I had that much money I think I'd find something better to do than critisising basketball players on an internet forum. Now fuck off and die you moronic oxygen thief

If you got the impression that I was 18 or 19. From where? I never typed a word to you in your 10,000+ posts. (Pretty sad)
Jae- When I was 18 or 19 (if that is how old you are), I was busy chasing girls and going to frat parties. Not posting 10,000+ posts in less than 2 years. You are the one who really needs a life.

I have a son who is 15, and we both post using the same screen name. So if I ever appeared to be younger than i was; it was probably him. He don't post all that much, because he is studying to get into college, and on the weekends......Chasing girls. (Something you should be doing!)

I am not justifying anything. You brought the money situation back up, and feeling that you would not embarrass me as you seem to think you can do to anyone on this board. I replied by saying it don't mean nothing; and it doesn't.
You also chose to try and degrade me by calling me fat, when in realty at 37 years old I am in better shape than most kids half my age.

I am done arguing with you, Yes I am 37 years old, and I am not the only one who is in the upper 30’s 40’s and 50+ in this forum. I was raised on video games and will probably play them until I can no longer see the screen. You seem to love EA Sports NBA Live…….”What do think teenagers are the ones who are programming these games?” No men my age.

I am done.

[J@3]

I thought you were finished arguing... so much for maturity...

If you got the impression that I was 18 or 19. From where? I never typed a word to you in your 10,000+ posts. (Pretty sad)

Are you that fucking idiotic? OMG u have 10,000 posts.. ya sad, oh yeah 10,000 posts.. kinda pathetic, you must have no life or something... because the 30 minutes it takes to make 15 posts per day must really destroy your social life... kinda sad.

Just because you never typed a word to me doesn't mean I haven't read any of your posts dickhead. Do you think people can only read posts if you reference them? Fuckwit.

Jae- When I was 18 or 19 (if that is how old you are), I was busy chasing girls and going to frat parties. Not posting 10,000+ posts in less than 2 years. You are the one who really needs a life.

Wow chasing girls and going to frat parties, you are such a legend! I strive to be just like you, and hey, maybe when I'm an old fuck like you I'll be pathetic enough to still be posting at the NLSC arguing with teenagers! God willing!

I have a son who is 15, and we both post using the same screen name. So if I ever appeared to be younger than i was; it was probably him. He don't post all that much, because he is studying to get into college, and on the weekends......Chasing girls. (Something you should be doing!)

Why would I chase girls? I have a girlfriend, I don't need multiple partners. Unless you're offering, in which case I think you should stick to your child pornography collection. God knows it's better than letting you out on the streets around those sweet little 9 year old virgins, you fucking paedophile.

I am not justifying anything.

Bull fucking shit. All of your posts are about proving yourself and justifying your own living, get a clue.

You brought the money situation back up

No I didn't you retard. I said you paid money for a patch, I didn't ask how much you earnt annually fucktard.

, and feeling that you would not embarrass me as you seem to think you can do to anyone on this board. I replied by saying it don't mean nothing; and it doesn't.

Right, so all of the people on two forums who think you're a pathetic tool for paying for a patch don't count?

You also chose to try and degrade me by calling me fat, when in realty at 37 years old I am in better shape than most kids half my age.

Not trying to justify anything ay? I didn't say you were fat moron, I said you were probably a fat IT consultant.

I am done arguing with you, Yes I am 37 years old, and I am not the only one who is in the upper 30’s 40’s and 50+ in this forum. I was raised on video games and will probably play them until I can no longer see the screen. You seem to love EA Sports NBA Live…….”What do think teenagers are the ones who are programming these games?” No men my age.

Oh shut the hell up you boring old fool. You're trying to tell me you're some fucking uber successful in shape businessman with a family and 3 kids yet you were raised on video games and will play them until you can no longer see the screen? Talk about leading a pathetic life, maybe you should go out and chase girls with your dipshit son.

I am done.

Yeah, you truely are. Goodbye.

[Maaarf]

Found this while surfing the net.
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Newsflash: Bryant To Take Every Shot
Body: Bryant Will Take Every Laker Shot, Jackson Announces
By A.P.

In an unprecedented move that Phil Jackson hopes will get his L.A. Lakers into the playoffs, the team has announced that Kobe Bryant will be taking every shot of every game, as long as hes on the floor, for the remainder of the season. The new scheme, dubbed the Bryangle offense, comes on the heels of Bryants 81-point explosion against Toronto. It will mean that no Laker will be allowed to shoot except under special circumstances. It also means that Bryant, whos averaging better than 36 points per game, will certainly win the NBAs scoring title.

Though the controversial decision seemed sure to cause resentment among teammates, Jackson didnt seem concerned. Its fairly obvious weve been moving towards this kind of situation for a long time, he said. We had to ask, who else would be want taking shots at the end of a game or in the last five minutes of a game or midway through the third quarteror, getting us off to a quick start in the first quarter.

Said Bryant: I want the ball every time. I feel I can score on anyone, any time, any place, from anywhere on the court. If my teammates would just set screens, run interference, and stay out of my way, theres no telling what I could do. If Id had 60 shots against Toronto, I wouldve easily broke 100. I dont think 120 is out of the question, if I got half the foul calls I should be getting.

While Bryants teammates didnt seem thrilled with the move, they were careful in their comments. They dont pay me to score, said center Chris Mihm, who tallied 12 points to complement Bryants 81. But Lamar Odom, averaging nearly 15 points a game, was clearly upset. Does this mean that Im the only one allowed to rebound? he asked with a raised eyebrow. Is [Smush Parker] gonna be the only guy allowed to get assists?

Then he sighed, turning philosophical. Maybe its for the best. Its getting to the point where I feel guilty any time I take a shot. And if I miss, I can feel Kobe glaring at me, like, how dare I take that shot?

Added Devean George: Look at this way. If Kobes shooting 80-90 times a game, and we lose, at least he wont be able to blame us for missing the big shots.

There will be exceptions . The conditions in which another Laker besides Bryant is allowed to shoot are as follows:

- If Bryant is on the bench.

- If Bryant misses a free throw, and a teammate in the lane has an opportunity for a tip-in.

- If Bryant is double-teamed and passes the ball to a teammate no further than three feet from the basket.

- If a teammate has the ball with less than 2 seconds to go in the first, second, or third quarter and cant pass it to Bryant without time expiring. (Only Bryant will be allowed to have the ball in his hands in the last ten seconds of the fourth quarter).

Otherwise, look for Bryant to be shooting on every Laker possession. Im real excited, Bryant confided. Its what Ive always dreamed.

[axare]

lmfao!!!!

[dada]

Found this while surfing the net.
------------------------------

Newsflash: Bryant To Take Every Shot
Body: Bryant Will Take Every Laker Shot, Jackson Announces
By A.P.

In an unprecedented move that Phil Jackson hopes will get his L.A. Lakers into the playoffs, the team has announced that Kobe Bryant will be taking every shot of every game, as long as hes on the floor, for the remainder of the season. The new scheme, dubbed the Bryangle offense, comes on the heels of Bryants 81-point explosion against Toronto. It will mean that no Laker will be allowed to shoot except under special circumstances. It also means that Bryant, whos averaging better than 36 points per game, will certainly win the NBAs scoring title.

Though the controversial decision seemed sure to cause resentment among teammates, Jackson didnt seem concerned. Its fairly obvious weve been moving towards this kind of situation for a long time, he said. We had to ask, who else would be want taking shots at the end of a game or in the last five minutes of a game or midway through the third quarteror, getting us off to a quick start in the first quarter.

Said Bryant: I want the ball every time. I feel I can score on anyone, any time, any place, from anywhere on the court. If my teammates would just set screens, run interference, and stay out of my way, theres no telling what I could do. If Id had 60 shots against Toronto, I wouldve easily broke 100. I dont think 120 is out of the question, if I got half the foul calls I should be getting.

While Bryants teammates didnt seem thrilled with the move, they were careful in their comments. They dont pay me to score, said center Chris Mihm, who tallied 12 points to complement Bryants 81. But Lamar Odom, averaging nearly 15 points a game, was clearly upset. Does this mean that Im the only one allowed to rebound? he asked with a raised eyebrow. Is [Smush Parker] gonna be the only guy allowed to get assists?

Then he sighed, turning philosophical. Maybe its for the best. Its getting to the point where I feel guilty any time I take a shot. And if I miss, I can feel Kobe glaring at me, like, how dare I take that shot?

Added Devean George: Look at this way. If Kobes shooting 80-90 times a game, and we lose, at least he wont be able to blame us for missing the big shots.

There will be exceptions . The conditions in which another Laker besides Bryant is allowed to shoot are as follows:

- If Bryant is on the bench.

- If Bryant misses a free throw, and a teammate in the lane has an opportunity for a tip-in.

- If Bryant is double-teamed and passes the ball to a teammate no further than three feet from the basket.

- If a teammate has the ball with less than 2 seconds to go in the first, second, or third quarter and cant pass it to Bryant without time expiring. (Only Bryant will be allowed to have the ball in his hands in the last ten seconds of the fourth quarter).

Otherwise, look for Bryant to be shooting on every Laker possession. Im real excited, Bryant confided. Its what Ive always dreamed.

What ever happened to quotation marks?
You must have been really bored.

[cyanide]

On the subject of Kobe-hating, I don't hate the guy, but I don't like him either. I've seen the 81 point game, and I must say I admired his effort and offensive skill, but when I saw his post-game interview...

That's the reason why I don't like him. He's cocky, arrogant, and selfish, and I don't have a lot of respect for him as an individual, but I have a lot of respect for his game - though he is a ballhog (whether you guys disagree or not).

[Its_asdf]

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/st ... ons/060124

An article by Bill Simmons on the Kobe Bryant game.