Man sues Michael Jordan

by **beau_boy04** on Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:40 pm

this focking guy aint got nothing betta to do

@LAST.FM · by **iG®** on Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:55 pm

The funniest thing about whole situation is that he wants $832 million. Lame

. He looks more like Tony Delk to me.

by **funk99** on Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:01 pm

yep why wouldnt he sue the people who are calling him it. jordan will win and he is wasting his money in a lawyer

YouTube · by **koberulz** on Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:46 pm

stranger things have happened. one guy was robbing a house, fell through the roof and smashed right through a glass table. he sued the owners of the house, and won. i mean, what a stupid place to put a table. right under the roof?

Bluesky · by **Andrew** on Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:50 pm

That's true, though I can't imagine he'll be awarded the amount he's asking for if he manages to win any kind of settlement. Physical injuries can easily be proven, I don't think he'll be able to successfully prove he's in constant anguish because he's a celebrity lookalike. If he does, then the world has truly gone insane.

by **funk99** on Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:01 pm

yep. he could just pretend to go insane and then get the money lol

by **Dan's Brain** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:48 am

"blackmail is such an ugly word. i prefer extorsion. the "ex" makes it sound cool."

Classic Bender quote

by **The Other Kevin** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:24 am

Jackal wrote:
If this guy wins the suit, I'll blow everyone on this board twice.

God I hope the guys loses...

Exept you, Jackal. :lol:

by **Jing** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:34 am

that guy doesnt look anything like MJ... well some really small resemblences.. but no.

by **Kriegz** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:19 am

koberulz wrote:grow some hair or something. problem Tomko'd.

exactly

by **Silas** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:26 am

Maybe he's balding, so if he grew hair he'd look weird. I bet Michael Jordan couldnt grow a full head of hair. 20+ years of shaving it constantly plus hes in his 40's.

by **cklitsie** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 6:54 am

Then he should take the other MJ's whitening operation :cheeky:

by **jerry** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:13 am

CK wrote:Then he should take the other MJ's whitening operation

good one.
Actually, it would make more sense if you were sueing michael jackson and whatever records he does his music with because it would be a bad thing to be called michael jackson so it would be reasonable to sue for that, but if you're being mistakened as the greatest basketball player ever, wow just go cry in a corner and see if anyone cares.

by **volsey** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:28 am

Why is he complaining, he could get sooooo much ass, be like, " hey how are ya, yea I'm MJ, my shoe costs $300 8-)

, let's go"

by **gnohgnek** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:16 am

"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

seems to me that guy is having crack nearly every day for the past 15 years...

YouTube · by **shadowgrin** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:29 pm

The man looks like a bad cyberface created from NBA Live's CAP.

by **hammertime23** on Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:45 pm

gnohgnek wrote:
"Even when I go to the gym I'm being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan)," Heckard said.

seems to me that guy is having crack nearly every day for the past 15 years...

Hahahahahahahha,

you are funny.

by **kinokong** on Wed Jul 12, 2006 1:27 am

i have a question for that guy... why wait 10 something years for this frivolous lawsuit.... it's ridiculous to see what some ppl in america sue for

by **Andreas Dahl** on Wed Jul 12, 2006 8:29 am

I can see the resemblance there; with how MJ looks these days anyhow. But seriously, what an idiotic lawsuit. I wonder if it was actually him that came up with the idea, or some random crack-head on the street that suggested it to him. Then again, it's not that idiotic when you consider people suing fast food restaurants for making them fat...

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