USA TEAM smashed by Puerto Rico.. WHAT IF PISTONS represent

[J@3]

I'll bet the USA teams averages the most GPG (groupies per game). They're also probably tearing up the Olympic village like there's no tomorrow. Probably no wives or girlfriends around much, so these guys are having a field day.

That rant was cool as, but just to disprove it...

The US basketball team isn't staying at the Athletes villiage, they're staying on some boat.

[Matt]

HAHAHAHA

the guy that gets least roots in the Olympics is Daniel Santiago no doubt.

AI fractured his thumb, Stevan do you think it's cos he tried sumthin a lil too kinky

[Carlos Boozer]

LeBron and Jefferson are the biggest fuckers in this team.
Bang Bang

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They still have problems to play against the zone defense, they do create some shots for eachother, but they arent making them because there are no shooters on the team, Melo can knock down open shots so he should get more minutes Imo. Great defensive game by Lamar Odom, specially in the last minutes where he blocked a layup, and made some guy change his layup and eventually missed it which could make it a close game.

Its funny to see players who we dont hear alot of, scoring 20+ against the NBA players while on their former or current NBA teams they are bums. That shows how different the international basketball is.

[Matt]

was it just me or was Duncans 5th foul not actually foul. He cleanly got an offensive rebound. His 1st or 2nd wasn't either. Duncan played zero defense today, not even a hand up but he outrebounded everyone, even Wade outrebounded some of the Greek big guys at their own end.

Anyways, USA was like 3-7 on 3's but ended up something like 4-19. No one was doing and running or cutting or moving but when they drove inside thats when shit happened. They'll beat Australia easier because I think Australia can't shoot the 3 as well as Euro's and only Heal can withstand that ball pressure when it happens.

[Bill Russell]

LeBron and Jefferson are the biggest fuckers in this team.
Bang Bang

How do you know...? Were you involved somehow...?

[Stevan]

I think Australia might struggle because our guards aren't that quick. Heal and Maher can shoot it but neither is going to do much of the dribble. Overall the Aussie team isn't that athletic. But you never know ey!

[Stevan]

The US basketball team isn't staying at the Athletes villiage, they're staying on some boat.

Yo, what the fuck! Stop trying to ruin the thread corn doggy! If you're up in here talking shit, get the phuck up dowm on sideways out! Aight!
Just because the US basketball team isn't staying in the Athletes village that don't mean they're not "freaking the babies"! Infact that's all part of the master plan! Do you think the Nazi's ravaged their own villages? Of course not! They fucked everybody over in somebody else's village and then got the hell out of there. I hear Iverson's getting a new tatoo to preserve a memory... the Bulgarian shot-putter with the stubble broke his thumb when he tried to score on the wrong goal...