Just think about the fact that a prime time Jordan penetrated to the basket any time he wanted to in his prime, a time of many talented 7 footers, and other tough guys protecting the lane.
There may be more offensively talented guards around nowdays than say 15 years ago (arguably) but not defensively.
MJ would probably be around the same, maybe slightly more effective with all these really young guys around.
I'd like to think MJ in today's league could average more groupies per game than he did in his prime but even fame ain't the same as it used to be. Young ladies don't have the same attention span they used to

Still, MJ would easily lead the league in groupies per game. Kobe forces it too much (lol), McGrady looks like he's been bitch slapped, and Lebron's still young and learning all that dick control.