KOBE

by **Fresh8** on Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:27 pm

Good stuff merging the threads... good to see Kobe have his own thread in happier times (Unlike two years agoi when he had a thread becuase of the controversy)

by **bynike** on Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:55 pm

kobe was mvp this week

by **Fresh8** on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:06 pm

Yeh.. that was old news buddy.... and it's player of the week- not mvp.

by **cyanide** on Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:53 am

Extra!! Extra!!

Another Shaq vs. Kobe controversy!!!

In light of Kobe's 2nd child, Shaq just upped the ante with his 6th!!! Read all about it here: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2218231

by **Fresh8** on Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:55 am

I laughed real hard when there was: 'Kobe's Wife expects 2nd' and to the right it read: 'Shaq expects 6th'

lol

by **Stevesanity** on Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:10 pm

damn cyanide beat me to it.

How does she cope with 300 lbs pounding her hole, you gotta give her some credit for all that pain....and only the times they forgot to 'protect' themselves have been 'recorded'. Poor poor Shaunie!

by **Kbryant8** on Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:21 pm

Damn
Shaq wants to be better than kobe in every event

lol,i think shaq mastrubates and then hes women does all the rest things r smt

by **Stevesanity** on Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:32 pm

Kbryant8 wrote:Damn
Shaq wants to be better than kobe in every event
lol,i think shaq mastrubates and then hes women does all the rest things r smt

How old are you dude?

by **Kbryant8** on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:02 pm

Stevesanity wrote:
Kbryant8 wrote:Damn
Shaq wants to be better than kobe in every event
lol,i think shaq mastrubates and then hes women does all the rest things r smt

How old are you dude?

lol 18

That was an shit joke but oh well...
At least i try`d it.

by **Stevesanity** on Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:33 pm

Kbryant8 wrote:
Stevesanity wrote:
Kbryant8 wrote:Damn
Shaq wants to be better than kobe in every event
lol,i think shaq mastrubates and then hes women does all the rest things r smt

How old are you dude?

lol 18
That was an shit joke but oh well...
At least i try`d it.

18 going on 5. :wink:

by **Kbryant8** on Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:50 am

Stevesanity wrote:
Kbryant8 wrote:
Stevesanity wrote:
Kbryant8 wrote:Damn
Shaq wants to be better than kobe in every event
lol,i think shaq mastrubates and then hes women does all the rest things r smt

How old are you dude?

lol 18
That was an shit joke but oh well...
At least i try`d it.

18 going on 5.

Sometimes it`s nice to be 5 again..
You should try it out :wink:

by **kibaxx7** on Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:13 am

ESPN.com, Bill Simmons, Page 2 wrote:Kobe's new nickname

An actual excerpt from Ric Bucher's ESPN The Mag cover story about Kobe and Phil (and no, I'm not making this up):

"Granted, there's still a dark side that Bryant embraces. He's known in his inner circle as Mamba, which, he is happy to explain, is a kind of snake that can grow to 13 feet and is one of the world's quickest, and one of the most venomous, serpents. He referred to this summer as the 'blackout,' in which the snake grew a new skin through a seven-days-a-week conditioning program."

Wait, there's more!

Here's Kobe explaining his new nickname: "The mamba can strike with 99 percent accuracy at maximum speed, in rapid succession. That's the kind of basketball precision I want to have. Not being able to train the last two summers, I was in a gunfight with a rusty butter knife. I did my share of killing, but I was just fighting to survive."

All right ...

First of all, I love when any celebrity gives himself a new nickname to change his identity. It's funny when wrestlers change gimmicks and end up with a new nickname, it's funny when Diddy changes nicknames, and it's downright hysterical when an NBA star once accused of sexual assault decides it would be a fantastic idea to embrace the identity of a 13-foot serpent. Second, when they explain the choice of the nickname with a beauty like, "The mamba can strike with 99% accuracy at maximum speed, in rapid succession," and refuse to credit "Kill Bill," it reminds me why I still love writing this column. And third, I don't think this nickname is catching on, since I have been delightedly telling everyone I know about the Mamba story, and nobody has heard of it, so I'm calling Kobe "Mamba" in this space from this point forward. Long live Mamba.

by **Colin** on Sun Nov 13, 2005 7:26 am

Already posted, but still freakin' stupid.

by **Balla69** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:12 am

hahaha how many times are you going to say that, colin

http://www.manmademultimedia.com/magazi ... keface.jpg

thats a picture of shaq and his wife.

He's got pussy all over his mouth, (Y)

http://www.athleticreporter.com/images/ ... 3_8540.jpg

here's one of Kobe trying to payback "Big 'Daddy' (for the 6th time)
after the news

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/ ... haunie.jpg

and here is Shaunie's reaction after hearing the 3months pregnant news
"i didn't f**k with him! oh oh, must be that pizza delivery boy. knew i shoulda lay off those pizza sausages"

by **Jackal** on Wed Nov 16, 2005 8:15 am

Stop spamming, hass hole.

KOBE

Mamba

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