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Postby air gordon on Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:00 am

devoted to the league's players that can hoop it up but their bodies don't necessarily match their game

Ilguaskas

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look at that- absolutely no definition on those arms and deltoids, even when those muscles are flexed

paul pierce
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when i pierce was at kansas, i always wondered why he would sport the t-shirt under the jersey. now i know why. pierce probably has the weirdest nba body in the league. he's sorta like ruth riley formerly of notre dame- bottom heavy. to his credit, he does look more cut this season

anotine walker
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that little extra weight walker carries i thought was baby fat. but he still looks the same since his rookie year. he has a thick body but his muscles don't look it

reggie miller
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much respect to one of the league's all time best clutch shooter, but this dude is skinny. nba.com lists him at 195lbs- yeh maybe with10 wet sweaters on. miller time gets special recognition for being on the nba's all ugly team as well.

marcus camby
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it's not a surprise camby is known as mr glass. camby's reckless/energetic style of play makes him especially vulnerable with that thin frame

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shawn bradley
allen iverson
robert traylor
andrei kirilenko
tony delk
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Postby AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy on Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:05 am

Oliver Miller ( can't top this one...)

Popeye Jones( fat )

Danny Fortson ( ditto )
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Postby Jing on Wed Apr 13, 2005 10:30 am

actually, fortson is pretty damn nice. i'm thinking Ndudi Ebi isn't built for the nba, he needs to be much stronger
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Postby Mikki on Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:19 am

B-Diddy, Pierce, Melo are kinda stocky.:P
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Postby cyanide on Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:28 pm

I think it's more that Pierce doesn't have the muscle definition.
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Postby Andrew on Wed Apr 13, 2005 1:25 pm

I'd like to add Mike Sweetney to that list:
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Postby fgrep15 on Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:11 pm

Mike Sweetney is just huge, he's gotten bigger this year too..
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Postby MaD_hAND1e on Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:15 pm

Tayshaun Prince, he's skinny as too.. and his shoulders look wierd...
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Postby COOLmac© on Wed Apr 13, 2005 3:26 pm

alan houston----> he's physic is really wierd
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Postby Mikki on Wed Apr 13, 2005 4:52 pm

MaD_hAND1e wrote:and his shoulders look wierd...


just like Darius Miles. :P
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Postby MCo543 on Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:15 pm

Hakeem and KG in their younger days (around 7'0 and weighing maybe 210 pounds soaking wet)
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Postby Strike Freedom on Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:29 pm

and Ralph Sampson?
the twin tower pair up with Hakeem.. that guy..
he's skinny..
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Postby Matt on Wed Apr 13, 2005 9:36 pm

indeed Prince, he's thin as, but dude is stronger than most think....just like Shawn Bradley
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Postby VMS on Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:03 pm

Oliver Miller and Tractor Traylor. There's no question about it. If these two played at the same time, the court would give. They'd put more pressure on the court then Yokozuna on a lawn chair.
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Postby TheFranchiseKing on Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:01 am

Mikee Moore. It looks like his arms will snap off.
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Postby matmat8 on Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:18 am

Artest looks (acts...) like he was born too early.
Yao, i can't beleive no one mentioned him.
Ha Seung-Jin.

I just figured it was bad bodies.

Paul Pierce runs like a duck and has a strange body.
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Postby 8-Hype on Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:43 am

Rip Hamilton (this guy just looks like he is 120 lbs).

Quentin Richardson (he's too fat and looks like he doesn't know the word "workout").

Erick Dampier (man, he's got some really strong arms, but his legs are even thinner than Rip's).

Jameer Nelson (his legs are fat and ugly :lame:... and look at his neck...).
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Postby Sauru on Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:32 am

i wanna be the first person to sign up for the All NLSC sick of the All NBA whatever threads
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Postby j.23 on Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:44 am

q. rich isn't fat he just doesn't have muscle definition compared to a lot of other guys.. same w/ p-squared.
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Postby Keo on Thu Apr 14, 2005 7:22 am

Greg Ostertag...
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Postby air gordon on Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:56 am

good calls on tayshaun prince and sweetney

prince is just so freakishly lanky and sweetney is one wide dude.

i'd like to add bosh and JO for their 'brad johnson-like' necks :lol:

hard to include KG or Hakeem their rookie years since most players don't come into the league with a nba ready body, especially a high schooler lol

please only current players :)
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Postby cyanide on Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:07 am

Manute Bol :shock: He has the most messed up legs I've ever seen.
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Postby Doobie on Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:24 pm

i have to admit though sweetney is pretty damn quick and atheltic for a man his size.
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Postby cyanide on Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:28 pm

I agree.. same with Robert Traylor.
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Postby COOLmac© on Thu Apr 14, 2005 12:30 pm

but the fastest of them all fatty players is prolly Antione Walker.IMHO
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