If NBA teams all got new slogans...
Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:00 pm
Okay, so I'm going to try and take a very humorous approach to this one. Tell me what you think. I'm going for all 30 though, so some will probably suck. But don't be too harsh.
Atlanta Hawks - HEY!! We Might actually be good!!!
Boston Celtics - And we Still won't WIN!!
Charlotte Bobcats - Will never get more fans than a Duke Game; but we have Jason Richardson!
Chicago Bulls - GOD! We miss the 90's
Cleveland Cavaliers - Tune in Next Week to the LEBRON JAMES SHOW!
Dallas Mavericks - We are not the 2001-2004 Sacramento Kings!!
Denver Nuggets - Message to Allen Iverson - Please give Carmelo his Team back!
Detroit Pistons - Still can't believe we used a 2nd overall pick, in THAT draft, for WHO??
Golden State Warriors - California is Gay...especially if you're Golden State...
Houston Rockets - FRANCIS AND WELLS!?That's almost as good as Stephen Jackson and Ron Artest!
Indiana Pacers - Face It. We're Rebuilding. We will tank this year. So Don't bother showing up.
LA Clippers - We Will Cut YOU! (LAWL)
LA Lakers - Keep your Teenage, white, blonde girls away, and Kobe will score all day!
Memphis Grizzlies - We're still in the F*CKIN' WEST??!! TENNESSEE!! THIS IS BULLSHIT! - Pau Gasol.
Miami Heat - Doctor??!! HELP!!
Milwaukee Bucks - We have a much better Asian population than advertised!!
Minnesota Timberwolves - Man we need Latrell Sprewell!
New Jersey Nets - We will steal your computers, smoke your weed, and then Beat your Wives!
New Orleans Hornets - At least all of us can swim Now!! (That was bad...I know.)
New York Knicks - We added another player that can't play D!! Come and watch Spike Lee!!
Orlando Magic - We Like to give ludacris salaries to Second Round Players!!
Philadelphia 76ers - City of Brotherly love...and Kyle Korver.
Phoenix Suns - Yay Canada!
Portland Trail Blazers - NO MORE ZACH RANDOLPH!!
Sacramento Kings - Ron Artest.
San Antonio Spurs - We May be boring enough to make you hang yourself, But WE WIN!
Seattle Supersonics - Soooo...Where's Shawn and Gary?...oh Really...sh*t...FORGET IT GUYS!!
Toronto Raptors - We will Have our white, teenage, blondes all out AT THE SAME TIME!! F*CK KOBE BRYANT!
Utah Jazz - Finally! We have another black guy that's worth talking about!! (Maybe even two if you count Carlos!!)
Washington Wizards - We're not even really in the United States!! and Gilbert Arenas SUCKS!
Atlanta Hawks - HEY!! We Might actually be good!!!
Boston Celtics - And we Still won't WIN!!
Charlotte Bobcats - Will never get more fans than a Duke Game; but we have Jason Richardson!
Chicago Bulls - GOD! We miss the 90's
Cleveland Cavaliers - Tune in Next Week to the LEBRON JAMES SHOW!
Dallas Mavericks - We are not the 2001-2004 Sacramento Kings!!
Denver Nuggets - Message to Allen Iverson - Please give Carmelo his Team back!
Detroit Pistons - Still can't believe we used a 2nd overall pick, in THAT draft, for WHO??
Golden State Warriors - California is Gay...especially if you're Golden State...
Houston Rockets - FRANCIS AND WELLS!?That's almost as good as Stephen Jackson and Ron Artest!
Indiana Pacers - Face It. We're Rebuilding. We will tank this year. So Don't bother showing up.
LA Clippers - We Will Cut YOU! (LAWL)
LA Lakers - Keep your Teenage, white, blonde girls away, and Kobe will score all day!
Memphis Grizzlies - We're still in the F*CKIN' WEST??!! TENNESSEE!! THIS IS BULLSHIT! - Pau Gasol.
Miami Heat - Doctor??!! HELP!!
Milwaukee Bucks - We have a much better Asian population than advertised!!
Minnesota Timberwolves - Man we need Latrell Sprewell!
New Jersey Nets - We will steal your computers, smoke your weed, and then Beat your Wives!
New Orleans Hornets - At least all of us can swim Now!! (That was bad...I know.)
New York Knicks - We added another player that can't play D!! Come and watch Spike Lee!!
Orlando Magic - We Like to give ludacris salaries to Second Round Players!!
Philadelphia 76ers - City of Brotherly love...and Kyle Korver.
Phoenix Suns - Yay Canada!
Portland Trail Blazers - NO MORE ZACH RANDOLPH!!
Sacramento Kings - Ron Artest.
San Antonio Spurs - We May be boring enough to make you hang yourself, But WE WIN!
Seattle Supersonics - Soooo...Where's Shawn and Gary?...oh Really...sh*t...FORGET IT GUYS!!
Toronto Raptors - We will Have our white, teenage, blondes all out AT THE SAME TIME!! F*CK KOBE BRYANT!
Utah Jazz - Finally! We have another black guy that's worth talking about!! (Maybe even two if you count Carlos!!)
Washington Wizards - We're not even really in the United States!! and Gilbert Arenas SUCKS!