Tue Sep 23, 2003 4:22 pm
"We are convinced that LeBron will pose absolutely no threat to young woman for at least seven years. After that, it's out of our hands.”
Women everywhere hailed James for his bold stance. “The years between 18 and 25 are the most potent in a young man’s sexual life,” National Organization of Women (NOW) member Sarah McNay said. “The fact that LeBron James, at the outset of his fame and fortune, would voluntarily put a rape sanction on himself for those years shows a great deal of class, and puts him in a league all his own.”
Awwwwwwwwww.... that's great.
Yay, 100th post.
Tue Sep 23, 2003 6:46 pm
LOL another creative fake article!
If only this was also the law, then Kobe might have an angle!!
The article says that white women are safe from Lebron James... what about if Lebron is a part of "That" 5% of Nba players who prefer the backdoor play? Look out white boys!!
Added James, "drunk girls don't count though. I want that written in the contract."
If only this was also the law, then Kobe might have an angle!!
The article says that white women are safe from Lebron James... what about if Lebron is a part of "That" 5% of Nba players who prefer the backdoor play? Look out white boys!!
Wed Sep 24, 2003 4:02 am
lol... Creative minds afloat...
At least he didn't do anything wrong yet...
At least he didn't do anything wrong yet...