Cleaning up the Mess: Knicks to Hire Janitor at PG

by **Shame94** on Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:38 am

NEW YORK- At 1-3, Isiah Thomas and the Knicks have become so desperate that they're looking for help from the unlikest of places.

Sources close to Isiah Thomas claim that the newest Knick will be coming from within the organzation, well sort of.

"I have been thinking about this for a awhile," Thomas said Tuesday at practice. "We're 1-3 and could use some new blood in the lineup."

That new blood is reported to be coming from the old guy who sweeps the garden floors at night.

His name is Dusty Jones, a 5-foot-4 janitor who has worked at the Garden for 19 years. He's 39-years-old with a bad hip, but is said to be ready if called upon by the Knicks.

"I've been waiting a long time for this," said Jones, who last played basketball in 1984 while a student at Hard Knocks Highschool in the Bronx.

"I used to be the leading scorer on my team," said Jones. "I may be a little older now, but I still got it."

Meanwhile at practice some Knicks weren't sure if the reports were true.

"I mean I know the guy, but I've never seen him ball," said guard Stephon Marbury. "As long as he doesn't take away from my minutes I'm cool with it."

Steve Francis seemed indifferent about the possible newcomer.

"I'm out with a sprained ankle, so I wouldn't care if they signed some guy off the street to fill in for me till I get back," said Francis.

While Dusty Jones may not literally be right off the street, he is indeed the Knicks best hope right now to turn around a stumbling 06'-07' campaign.

by **cyanide** on Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:17 am

By the way everyone, it's a joke.

by **Axel** on Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:45 am

Funny

. Creative title too.. great article (Y)

by **Zoom** on Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:37 am

Go Dusty! Time to jump on the bandwagon boys! I think Curry will be on the bench now for sure!

by **dada** on Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:43 am

As soon as I saw the first line it was obviously fake ("unlikest?"). I'd like to say its funny but I didnt even giggle in my mind.

by **Indy** on Wed Nov 08, 2006 8:02 am

I'm with dada. Not very funny.

by **Laxation** on Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:20 am

cyanide wrote:By the way everyone, it's a joke.

you sure?

by **cyanide** on Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:35 pm

Laxation wrote:you sure?

No, I'm not really sure, you dipshit.

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by **theflash02** on Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:36 pm

Love the HUMOR guys

by **CMJ3** on Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:39 pm

Stop bumping up old and pointless threads to boost your post count, jeez its annoying as hell.

by **Axel** on Sun Nov 19, 2006 5:39 pm

Jesus Christ, another Filipino soon to be banned...

by **theflash02** on Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:20 pm

What the F is ur problem guys!! Can't i view and post on old forums anymore? Is there a damn rule about that? Jeez.. You guys are like Stern!! Is there a Zero Tolerance Policy here too? Cmon guys.. I just enjoy reading threads and posting on them.. Is there anything bad i am doing?

by **Flash 3** on Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:24 pm

theflash02 wrote:What the F is ur problem guys!! Can't i view and post on old forums anymore? Is there a damn rule about that? Jeez.. You guys are like Stern!! Is there a Zero Tolerance Policy here too? Cmon guys.. I just enjoy reading threads and posting on them.. Is there anything bad i am doing?

Well you have posted in 50 consecutive threads in this forum. Some of them are spam. :roll:

by **CMJ3** on Sun Nov 19, 2006 7:34 pm

To revamp a dead thread to just say "Love the HUMOR guys" then yes there is a problem its called SPAM and its not wanted here.

by **cyanide** on Mon Nov 20, 2006 1:46 am

theflash02 wrote:What the F is ur problem guys!! Can't i view and post on old forums anymore? Is there a damn rule about that? Jeez.. You guys are like Stern!! Is there a Zero Tolerance Policy here too? Cmon guys.. I just enjoy reading threads and posting on them.. Is there anything bad i am doing?

This "Zero Tolerance Policy" here applies to spamming, and that's what you're doing. I know I already gave you a warning, but you have to get this concept into your head: don't post for the sake of posting.

by **theflash02** on Mon Nov 20, 2006 4:40 am

aiight guys..my bad..won't happen again..thanks for the warning cyanide..once again..i apologize guys..Peace

by **scrub** on Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:07 am

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side...

That was funnier than this thread

Cleaning up the Mess: Knicks to Hire Janitor at PG

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