Just some examples from the 'Amusing pics' gallery:
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VC, circa 2004:
Irony:
A happy man:
Happy man #2:
Some amusing quotes:
"After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."
"I don't care about that sucker anymore. He's a ball hog and becoming a cancer to this team. ... Just kidding. I wanted to see if you were awake."
- Darius Miles, on his friendship with LeBron.
"I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty."
- Shaq
"I think I'll get along real well with Brad. I can see us really going at it in practice every day, then going out and killing something to eat."
- Greg Ostertag on new Kings teammate Brad Miller
"I will shoot all you Asian (bleeps) ... Do you remember the Vietnam War? I'll kill y'all just like that."
- Jason Williams to a fan of Asian descent sitting behind the Kings bench during a game at Golden State. Williams was fined $15,000 by the NBA.
"Unstoppable, baby!"
- Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay -up during a 29 -point loss.
Fan to Wilt Chamberlain: "How's the weather up there?"
Wilt: (spits on fan) "Fine, but it looks like rain down there"
"I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I can't share with you guys."
- Jalen Rose.
"When (Jalen) comes over here, I'm going to give him a kiss. Not on his lips, though."
- Rafer Alston.
"We're going to be in bed with each other. It's like a marriage."
- Stephon Marbury, on his relationship with Jamal Crawford.
"It's weird, because in some ways, we think the same. Today, when we were walking here, we were about to say something (and) it was about the same exact thing. It was weird."
- Jamal Crawford, on his relationship with Stephon Marbury.
The pictures were awesome. I love the Antoine Walker and Josh Smith Photoshopped pics. The quotes were great! Nice find.
