Go to altavista.com and type in the address http://www.nusports.cn/nba/ . Translate from chinese simp to english... I only say Los Angeles Lake People, Washingot Rare Talent and Indiana Pedestrian
When you watch NBA games from Chinese TV Channels on Internet Television Feeds Programs like Sopcast, TvKoo etc. they call Kobe "Kirby" and Dwayne Wade "DwaynWa-der".
Sit is right about the Chinese language not haveing a straight translation to English. Also considering that there are 3 main Chinese language: Fookien, Mandarin, and Cantonese adds to the difficulty of translating another language.