Charles, Kenny - Best Quotes of the Dunk Contest (FUNNY)
Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:33 am
direct is if I hit you over the head
subliminal is if I offer you an altoids (to Kevin Harlan)
to Kenny's kids..when NateRob did an out of this world dunk..
The Jet - I'm not going to let my kids play video games anymore, cus they going to try that dunk
Chuckster - Your kids ain't that talented..
"what the hell did u just say?" repeatedly lmao...and oh yeah "what the hell is a hangdog??"
"Ay there goes T.O....Terrell Owens!....I aint know he goes to the same church as Shaq!"
"If Nate Robinson is 5'9 then I'm skinny"
"Okay, okay, okay. Guys in the back, the dunk is over.....
now can you go back to Damon Jones Coat?"
"Damn, I need to call Jim Boeheim to get Hakim in the weight room. This kid's lighter than cake!"
"Show Damon Jones' coat again!" "I'll do anything if the camera shows his coat again"
Miller - Gonzaga, they're my dark horse.
Charles - They ain't that dark.
when nate misses his dunks and he says that he cant be that disapointed he with the knicks!!Jet - "We don't agree on anything"
Charles - "We both agree you're ugly"
Charles - "He has a beautiful body, but he's too skinny"
Kenny - "How can you be skinny and have a beautiful body?"
Charles - "I'm fat and I have a beautiful body..."
On Chauncey Billups Jumpshot?
Charles - "He's not jumping too high. There's no wasted motion, kinda like my golf swing."
About Josh Smith putting the tape down....
"Maybe he cross-eyed and jumped from the wrong tape"
Magic - He would've really been disappointed if he couldn't pull down this dunk.
Charles - He plays for the Knicks, he is at his lowest rate of disappointment
After Nate completed his first dunk
Kenny-Chuck what would you give him, a 9 or a 10?(Kenny gave him a 9)
Chuck- I wouldn't give him a 10.
Kenny- See Chuck we finally agreed on something.
Chuck- Oh we both think you ugly already.
Referring to Rookie-Soph Game:
"Igoudala wasn't on fire, he just gettin' his shots out of his system. He's going back to work on Tuesday."
When AI came out:
"Iverson aint gonna pass it. It's a subliminal message."
They are what make All-Star Saturday fun, some of the stuff they said at the right time was too funny.
Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:48 am
Chuck was cracking me up throughout the night.
"Show Damon Jones' coat again!" "I'll do anything if the camera shows his coat again"
He said that like 10 times. The coat was crazy 
Mon Feb 20, 2006 8:52 am
The Josh Smith quote was the best, shit they are the reason I watch TNT, Charles is awesome, you did not have it but I loved the Quote he made about AOL right before Dirk started the 3pt shootout.
Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:08 am
Charles - "He has a beautiful body, but he's too skinny"
Kenny - "How can you be skinny and have a beautiful body?"
Charles - "I'm fat and I have a beautiful body..."
Magic - He would've really been disappointed if he couldn't pull down this dunk.
Charles - He plays for the Knicks, he is at his lowest rate of disappointment
At least Charles is the funny one. Kenny just seems to piss everyone off.
Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:31 am
Yeah that night was pretty funny. but what was Damon Jone's Coat?
Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:43 am
Led Zeppelin wrote:Yeah that night was pretty funny. but what was Damon Jone's Coat?
He had on this bright red sportscoat
Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:49 am
Lmfao, i remember the part when Iggy asked AI to give him the pass and Barkely or Smith was like "AI? AI?!..he's gonna shoot it"
Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:38 am
Kenny pulled out the quip about Iverson back in 2000 when he was assisting Larry Hughes. Any time Barkley burned the Jet was a highlight for me.
Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:25 am
when shaq retires i'd love to see him commentate with charles once or twice.
Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:32 am
hahaha
chuck has his way with words i was laughin through his jokes all night
chuck has his way with words i was laughin through his jokes all night
Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:51 pm
Barkley also made a crack at Vice President Dick Cheney and the hunting situation. I don't recall the exact quote though , but he was hilarious all night. He really should get off the set and join Marv Albert / Kevin Harlan courtside , I'd watch every TNT basketball game if he did.
Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:03 pm
Quote:
to Kenny's kids..when NateRob did an out of this world dunk..
The Jet - I'm not going to let my kids play video games anymore, cus they going to try that dunk
Chuckster - Your kids ain't that talented..
lmao
Mon Feb 20, 2006 3:56 pm
Your kids ain't that talented and the we both agree you're ugly are my favorites
Mon Feb 20, 2006 5:33 pm
My favourite is the AI one, fucken funny
Mon Feb 20, 2006 6:16 pm
Charles is great...
Re: Charles, Kenny - Best Quotes of the Dunk Contest (FUNNY)
Mon Feb 20, 2006 10:58 pm
BHMMAFIA wrote:direct is if I hit you over the head
subliminal is if I offer you an altoids (to Kevin Harlan)to Kenny's kids..when NateRob did an out of this world dunk..
The Jet - I'm not going to let my kids play video games anymore, cus they going to try that dunk
Chuckster - Your kids ain't that talented..
Charles - "He has a beautiful body, but he's too skinny"
Kenny - "How can you be skinny and have a beautiful body?"
Charles - "I'm fat and I have a beautiful body..."
About Josh Smith putting the tape down....
"Maybe he cross-eyed and jumped from the wrong tape"[/quote
man those just crack me up