Yao's first experience with alcohol

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Yao's first experience with alcohol

Postby Bill Russell on Tue Sep 28, 2004 11:06 pm

He also learned that clear beverages are not always what they seem. In a limo on the way to filming a spot for Apple computers, Yao wanted to take his vitamins, so he asked his interpreter, Colin Pine, to pour him water from a glass container. Pine complied. Yao downed a tall glass and almost instantly felt his face getting flushed. The water turned out to be gin. Yao had just had his first experience with alcohol, and was about to show up to a major commercial shoot inebriated. Fortunately, he had a few hours to sober up before filming commenced.



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Postby John-John Joe on Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:04 am

:lol: Poor Yao!
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Postby Null17 on Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:10 am

huh? he never dranked alcohol before this incident? talk about a really good boy...
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Postby Jay-Peso on Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:31 am

Pfft, mistake my butt! He liked it ;)

Everyone will drink sooner or later hey?
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Postby VCFAN on Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:20 am

Even though it was clear how the hell did Yao not smell or taste it as soon as it hit his lips. He must be pretty stupid. Even though he has never had alcohol before it doesn't take a genius to realize its not water as soon as it touches your tongue.
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Postby [Q] on Wed Sep 29, 2004 4:10 am

his face got flushed??? hmm... what happens to A LOT of Asians is that when they drink their face gets red... I can tell because of the people in my hall here at school
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Postby MC Hao on Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:49 am

how could he not drink before? there's no fucking drinking age in china. i started when i was six, not heavy drinking though, just on special occasions. alcohol is so easy to come by. yao must be a really good boy, huh?
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Postby . on Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:55 am

LOOOL....I bet hes a virgin to
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Postby Jackal on Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:16 am

At first, when I read the article, I thought it was one of those articles Tales gets from his funny fake article site. How can he never had any alcohol? :?

LOOOL....I bet hes a virgin to


Have you seen his woman? I'd be willing to bet money he's a virgin. I wouldn't wanna be caught dead with that thing. :shock:
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Postby hmm on Wed Sep 29, 2004 6:28 am

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Postby Chuck04 on Wed Sep 29, 2004 11:25 am

Beast wrote:
Mr T wrote:LOOOL....I bet hes a virgin to


:lol: Van Gundy better take him out to a club.


Stuff Van Gundy - get Ewing to take him to one of those "Gold Clubs"!
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Postby Arcane on Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:33 pm

hahahaha i wonder if he was askin for some juice after it
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Postby NNpF on Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:54 pm

How old is he? How could that be his first experience with Alcohol?

I think it's all a lie just so he can keep his "good boy, gets dunked over, never stops getting knocked down" image.
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Postby J@3 on Wed Sep 29, 2004 1:15 pm

I really can't stand Yao Ming at all
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Postby Matt on Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:48 pm

i can see this being a TV show

A Night Out: Yao Ming and Friends

featuring

Vin Baker- watch Vin Baker take Yao to all the great bars as they get trashed off their faces. Special guests include Dirk Nowitzki and Steve Nash

Lamar Odom- watch as Odom rolls up a fat BLUNT for Yao with Shawn Kemp helping him lace it with Coke. Extra footage includes the trio plus Stoudamire + Chris Webber sitting in a circle and eating munchies

and finally

Kobe Bryant- Bryant will show Yao the ropes on how to tax that ass and get away with it
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Postby j.23 on Wed Sep 29, 2004 5:30 pm

Matt wrote:i can see this being a TV show

A Night Out: Yao Ming and Friends

featuring

Vin Baker- watch Vin Baker take Yao to all the great bars as they get trashed off their faces. Special guests include Dirk Nowitzki and Steve Nash

Lamar Odom- watch as Odom rolls up a fat BLUNT for Yao with Shawn Kemp helping him lace it with Coke. Extra footage includes the trio plus Stoudamire + Chris Webber sitting in a circle and eating munchies

and finally

Kobe Bryant- Bryant will show Yao the ropes on how to tax that ass and get away with it


:lol: :lol: :lol: lmao that was funny as hell
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Postby Incubus on Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:42 pm

Lol :D
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Postby idiot on Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:58 pm

so is colin pine his interpreter...? or servant? :?

eh, i don't believe this never tried alcohol bs....
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