Where will this world end... Another one from LeBron (joke)
Fri Jul 30, 2004 6:57 am
Lebron James Buys New Car After Old Car Runs Out Of Gas
AKRON, OH--Lebron James purchased a new car today, replacing his old car, which had run out of gas.
The hoops star was driving his 2004 Lincoln Navigator through his hometown of Akron when the car suddenly stalled. Realizing it had run out of gas, James promptly called for one of his posse members to pick him up and take him to the nearest Lincoln dealership.
“I guess it just slipped my mind to go and fill the tank,” said James. “I was just cruising around and it stopped, just like that. Once I realized I was on 'empty' I knew it was time to buy a new car.”
James proceeded to Santili’s Lincoln in downtown Akron, where he purchased two Lincoln Navigators.
“I’m going to drive around in one of them,” he explained, “and the other one I’m going to have driving behind me in case I run out of gas again and have to abandon this one. See? I can be a pretty thrifty guy.”
www.thebrushback.com
This is fucking unbelievable... It must be some kind of joke...
Last edited by Bill Russell on Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:16 am, edited 1 time in total.
Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:15 am
somebody has to much money 
wat next???...
wat next???...
Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:57 am
you guys do realize that this is a farce website right?
(like theonion.com, it's all jokes that are put forth in a serious way).
(like theonion.com, it's all jokes that are put forth in a serious way).
Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:02 am
Tales, please edit your post to put "Humor" in the subject line or somehow note that it's a joke. People get confused.
Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:19 am
EGarrett wrote:Tales, please edit your post to put "Humor" in the subject line or somehow note that it's a joke. People get confused.
Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:27 am
Its dumb joke.
LeBron is in Jacksonville,not in Akron.
LeBron is in Jacksonville,not in Akron.
Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:44 am
lol that site gets me crackin everytime, i luv it
Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:56 am
evan marriot wrote:Its dumb joke.
LeBron is in Jacksonville,not in Akron.
we've already established that it's a joke
Fri Jul 30, 2004 4:50 pm
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Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:50 am
Well, this one's not fake...
LeBron supposedly 6'10, 250 lbs now...
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics ... sive_x.htm
LeBron supposedly 6'10, 250 lbs now...
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/olympics ... sive_x.htm
Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:53 am
that doesn't mean he is that height
it just means that he LOOKS big. it means his presence is intimidating.
LOL---sorry to keep shooting down your articles. I'm not saying the article is a fake--ya just misread it 
it just means that he LOOKS big. it means his presence is intimidating.
LOL---sorry to keep shooting down your articles.
I'm not saying the article is a fake--ya just misread it