ShamSports.com
Mon Sep 11, 2006 3:20 am
Has anyone ever been on that site? It's great one for any NBA related info you'll ever need. And the guy who's moderating it (Sham, poster at RealGM forums) is bloody hilarious. And yes, it's september and yes, I'm bored.
Just some examples from the 'Amusing pics' gallery:
What?
VC, circa 2004:
Irony:
A happy man:
Happy man #2:
Some amusing quotes:
Just some examples from the 'Amusing pics' gallery:
What?
VC, circa 2004:
Irony:
A happy man:
Happy man #2:
Some amusing quotes:
"After being treated for a kidney stone, Lakers coach Phil Jackson said "When the anesthesiologist leaned over me, he said "We named your kidney stone Kobe because it's not passing."
"I don't care about that sucker anymore. He's a ball hog and becoming a cancer to this team. ... Just kidding. I wanted to see if you were awake."
- Darius Miles, on his friendship with LeBron.
"I feel like Bill Walton - old and shitty."
- Shaq
"I think I'll get along real well with Brad. I can see us really going at it in practice every day, then going out and killing something to eat."
- Greg Ostertag on new Kings teammate Brad Miller
"I will shoot all you Asian (bleeps) ... Do you remember the Vietnam War? I'll kill y'all just like that."
- Jason Williams to a fan of Asian descent sitting behind the Kings bench during a game at Golden State. Williams was fined $15,000 by the NBA.
"Unstoppable, baby!"
- Warrior rookie Marc Jackson to the Mavericks' bench, after hitting a lay -up during a 29 -point loss.
Fan to Wilt Chamberlain: "How's the weather up there?"
Wilt: (spits on fan) "Fine, but it looks like rain down there"
"I really like Rafer Alston. We get along great. We have a lot of fun times together that I can't share with you guys."
- Jalen Rose.
"When (Jalen) comes over here, I'm going to give him a kiss. Not on his lips, though."
- Rafer Alston.
"We're going to be in bed with each other. It's like a marriage."
- Stephon Marbury, on his relationship with Jamal Crawford.
"It's weird, because in some ways, we think the same. Today, when we were walking here, we were about to say something (and) it was about the same exact thing. It was weird."
- Jamal Crawford, on his relationship with Stephon Marbury.
Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:41 am
The pictures were awesome. I love the Antoine Walker and Josh Smith Photoshopped pics. The quotes were great! Nice find.
Re: ShamSports.com
Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:44 am
Yup, the NBA wives thread had this site in there and a previous wives thread and a funny pics thread too.Fenix wrote:Has anyone ever been on that site?
I love that site, too.
Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:54 am
I love the player profiles and the quotes section. I just spent hours reading them. 
Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:33 am
"Greg Ostertag fights Zydrunas Ilgauskas. Both got ejected. Therefore Greg won."
That's a great site, I laughed out loud at almost everything.
That's a great site, I laughed out loud at almost everything.
Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:38 am
LMFAO, I about threw up when I saw this in the Look-A-Likes section:
There's tons more, these are hilarious.
There's tons more, these are hilarious.
Mon Sep 11, 2006 5:26 pm
Just noticed the family portrait section:
The Nelsons:
The Villanuevas:
The Waltons:
The Jaric Family:
The Diogus:
The Duncans:
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The Nelsons:
The Villanuevas:
The Waltons:
The Jaric Family:
The Diogus:
The Duncans:
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Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:33 pm
is there a reason i can't see any of the images?
Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:41 pm
i cant see them either
Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:05 pm
I don't know why, it was fine earlier.
Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:24 pm
lol this is wierd, i can only see the pics of the ones i have actually looked at so far 
Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:49 pm
I can perfectly see all of them.
Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:36 pm
lol @ FREE AGENT SHIT.
Great site, I love the pics. I remember this site from a while ago, I got most of the pics saved on my compooter.
Great site, I love the pics. I remember this site from a while ago, I got most of the pics saved on my compooter.
Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:39 pm
Latrell Sprewell - Free agents
Info Notes
Position: SG/SF
Height: 6'5
Weight: 195
DOB: 09/08/1970
Country: USA
- Has, or had, every skill in the book
- Quick, athletic, top defensive player
- Could handle and pass, and get out and run
- Great mid range jumpshot, also good at three's
- But his athleticism is starting to leave him
- Has a family to feed
that cracked me up
Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:16 am
Character Issues
Latrell Sprewell -
Undated: Sprewell, self confessed pit bull fan, found out that one of his own pet pit bulls bit off the ear of his 4 year old daughter. He did not get rid of the dog.
Undated: Shouted racist slurs and abuse at an Asian policeman who stopped him.
March 2003: Had a case brought against him concerning child support of a 14 year old girl. Whilst there is no official documentation saying that he is the child's father, Sprewell admits that he is. After getting his first NBA contract in 1993, Sprewell has given $2,000 every month to the child's mother as child support. Now earning many millions a year, the case called for Sprewell to pay 17% of his salary, which was about $2 million annually.
Latrell Sprewell -
Undated: Sprewell, self confessed pit bull fan, found out that one of his own pet pit bulls bit off the ear of his 4 year old daughter. He did not get rid of the dog.
Undated: Shouted racist slurs and abuse at an Asian policeman who stopped him.
March 2003: Had a case brought against him concerning child support of a 14 year old girl. Whilst there is no official documentation saying that he is the child's father, Sprewell admits that he is. After getting his first NBA contract in 1993, Sprewell has given $2,000 every month to the child's mother as child support. Now earning many millions a year, the case called for Sprewell to pay 17% of his salary, which was about $2 million annually.