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Unsubstanciated Rumours thread!

Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:37 pm

Since this offseason has been so boring, some paid journalists have turned to basically making up crap ("LA is close to getting KG")

So, I thought we should all have a go at flinging some unsubstanciated rumours around...

Ive got a couple...

1. Shaun Livingston's afro is there so he can hide and smuggle crack into the locker rooms!

2. Ben Wallace sunk a free throw this off season....

3. Tim Duncan was spotted not looking goofy.....
 
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Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:48 pm

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Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:42 am

Jackal will only retire 3 times...

:lol:

I can confirm that this is a myth. Totally untrue. I'm too young to leave the game. Oh wait, nevermind, I'm not Jordan.

Hmm, now to go draft a bust...
 
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Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:26 am

cyanide wrote:With Kareem as his mentor, Bynum is projected to surpass Moses Malone's single season rookie rebounding record.


I thought his mentor was Hakeem! :lol: :lol:
 
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Sat Oct 01, 2005 9:33 am

Cable Guy wrote:The Toronto Raptors are going to win a special championship by losing all 82 games.



I'm a Raptors fan thorugh and through, but they suck


Haha, the special championship :crazy:
 
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The :lol: smiley is not needed. This is a serious thread.
 
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Larry Brown being sarcastic saying Allan Houston was their best player last season :roll:
 
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Sat Oct 01, 2005 2:01 pm

Cloudy wrote:Larry Brown being sarcastic saying Allan Houston was their best player last season :roll:


that is after watching Allan Houston's NBA Instructional Guide.
 
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Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:10 pm

Charlie Villanueva has signed a deal as the spokesperson of Propecia.

Teh Green wrote:
Cloudy wrote:Larry Brown being sarcastic saying Allan Houston was their best player last season :roll:


that is after watching Allan Houston's NBA Instructional Guide.


Apparently, Larry Brown showed H20 the Antonio McDyess Instructional guide DVD: Life after knee surgery.
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