The Friday Five: 5 Staples of Bad Basketball GamesWhat makes a bad basketball video game? Well, in a nutshell, it's neither a fun video game, nor is it a good representation of basketball. Now, there are obviously different ways to represent basketball in video game form, with simulation and arcade being the two main subgenres of hoops titles. Within those subgenres, there are different styles with varying amounts of realism and wackiness according to their concept. To that end, just because a particular approach isn't to your liking, it doesn't objectively mean that it's a bad game. Indeed, this goes for basically anything we care to critique!
However, as is the case with all other genres of video games - not to mention other media - there are bad basketball titles. These bad basketball games tend to have some common traits; some staple drawbacks and design choices, if you will. Not every bad game will have all of these staples, and admittedly they can also show up in mediocre and even good games to a small extent. It's just that bad basketball games err really badly in these areas, to the point where they're practically unplayable outside of some ironic enjoyment. I know it's become popular to call anything you don't like "trash", but if a basketball game ticks some or all of these boxes, then it's earned that label.