The Laugh It Up Thread

[Andrew]

"Engrish" is always good for a chuckle.

[shadowgrin]

[Andrew]

Good stuff.

[Gundy]

man, the middle one made me throw my head back laughing.

[benji]

Ban stealing jokes from Arrested Development.

[BIG GREEN]

This guy claims to be chinese and is asking for a copy of nba 2k9....about quarter way through you can tell it's bullshit though..heh.

http://2ksports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=191037

[Joe']

^Best part of that thread:

Tu madre!!!!!!

[shadowgrin]

http://copypasta.wordpress.com/2006/04/ ... f-a-btard/

Okay so I get on the train, I sit in a 3 seater by the window…there are a bunch of other seats open or whatever and this family of 4 comes and 2 of them sit with me and 2 sit next to them in the 2 seater…

Which boggles my mind because they could have easily taken 2 2 seaters and left an open space on the 3 seater with me but no, they had to be jerks….so anyway, this guy gets in and spills his coke all over my pants and shirt….

So I go "what the fuck" not even in a threatening way or anything, just by surprise because my head was facing the other way….

So the guy goes "apologize" and I go "excuse me?" and he goes "apologize for cursing in front of my two kids or I'll get the train conductor to kick you off the train"

And I go "well buddy, maybe if you were paying attention to where you were putting your FUCKING coke, I would have said FUCK in front of your FUCKING children"

At this point the guy is basically in my face and his girl screams "daddy make the stupid boy leave" and I go "yeah, make me leave daddy" and he was like "come on kids, lets get out of here" and as they were walking away the guy tells me to learn some manners.

I see his daughter is holding a harry potter book in her hand I go "tell your daughter that dumbledore dies on page 606" and immediately this like 13 year old girl bursts into tears and soon after her older looking brother did too the dad was speechless and walked away.

[buzzy]

^Awesome

[HeatThreePeat]

DUH!

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_028.htm

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_096.htm

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_106.htm

And then, there is the classic:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRCcrn9m_wg[/youtube]

[cyanide]

http://copypasta.wordpress.com/2006/04/20/dont-piss-off-a-btard/

That is awesome, but this is hilarious.

[Fitzy]

that no trespassing sign is on san andreas

[Oreo.]

let's all do the "el duque" lol good ol' days


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRMJQvSJyQg[/youtube]

[Andrew]

http://copypasta.wordpress.com/2006/04/20/dont-piss-off-a-btard/

That is awesome, but this is hilarious.

I remain skeptical, but amused.

[Oznogrd]

interestingly enough i heard the exact same story in a bar one night told as if it had actually happened with slight changes in the story...

[Andrew]

It does sound like a particularly lewd tall tale/urban myth.

[JaoSming]

Fucking hilarious.


My co-worker said he thinks gays must run into these issues all the time.

[JaoSming]

http://break.com/index/crazy-protester- ... rview.html

[BZ]

http://break.com/index/crazy-protester-interrupts-palin-interview.html

Lmao, that was a good one. Damn I miss those Terry Tate commercials. I didn't read the comments on the video, so I didn't expect Tate of all people to come out of nowhere.

[Jing]

that was superb. He just came out of nowhere and boom!

[BIG GREEN]

I feel wrong for laughing but it's still funny...

[Andrew]

Those escalators can be a bitch.

[benji]

Why did he try to get up? I would've just rid it to the top.

[Jackal]

[cyanide]

I can't stop laughing at what Jackal posted.