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Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:49 pm

"Engrish" is always good for a chuckle.

Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:59 am

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Thu Oct 16, 2008 9:49 am

Good stuff. :lol:

Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:09 am

man, the middle one made me throw my head back laughing. :lol:

Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:52 pm

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Ban stealing jokes from Arrested Development.

hi,i am chinese!can you help me?

Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:12 pm

This guy claims to be chinese and is asking for a copy of nba 2k9....about quarter way through you can tell it's bullshit though..heh.

http://2ksports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=191037

Sat Oct 18, 2008 12:00 am

^Best part of that thread:

Tu madre!!!!!!




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Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:22 am

http://copypasta.wordpress.com/2006/04/ ... f-a-btard/
Okay so I get on the train, I sit in a 3 seater by the window…there are a bunch of other seats open or whatever and this family of 4 comes and 2 of them sit with me and 2 sit next to them in the 2 seater…

Which boggles my mind because they could have easily taken 2 2 seaters and left an open space on the 3 seater with me but no, they had to be jerks….so anyway, this guy gets in and spills his coke all over my pants and shirt….

So I go "what the fuck" not even in a threatening way or anything, just by surprise because my head was facing the other way….

So the guy goes "apologize" and I go "excuse me?" and he goes "apologize for cursing in front of my two kids or I'll get the train conductor to kick you off the train"

And I go "well buddy, maybe if you were paying attention to where you were putting your FUCKING coke, I would have said FUCK in front of your FUCKING children"

At this point the guy is basically in my face and his girl screams "daddy make the stupid boy leave" and I go "yeah, make me leave daddy" and he was like "come on kids, lets get out of here" and as they were walking away the guy tells me to learn some manners.

I see his daughter is holding a harry potter book in her hand I go "tell your daughter that dumbledore dies on page 606" and immediately this like 13 year old girl bursts into tears and soon after her older looking brother did too the dad was speechless and walked away.

Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:56 am

^Awesome :bowdown:

Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:37 pm

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DUH!

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_028.htm

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_096.htm

http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign_106.htm

And then, there is the classic:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRCcrn9m_wg[/youtube]

Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:20 am

shadowgrin wrote:http://copypasta.wordpress.com/2006/04/20/dont-piss-off-a-btard/

That is awesome, but this is hilarious.

Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:03 am

that no trespassing sign is on san andreas

Tue Oct 21, 2008 9:31 am

let's all do the "el duque" lol good ol' days


[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRMJQvSJyQg[/youtube]

Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:20 pm

cyanide wrote:
shadowgrin wrote:http://copypasta.wordpress.com/2006/04/20/dont-piss-off-a-btard/

That is awesome, but this is hilarious.


I remain skeptical, but amused.

Tue Oct 21, 2008 4:51 pm

interestingly enough i heard the exact same story in a bar one night told as if it had actually happened with slight changes in the story...

Tue Oct 21, 2008 8:45 pm

It does sound like a particularly lewd tall tale/urban myth.

Tue Oct 21, 2008 10:48 pm

Fucking hilarious.


My co-worker said he thinks gays must run into these issues all the time. :wall:

Wed Oct 22, 2008 10:35 pm

http://break.com/index/crazy-protester- ... rview.html

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:27 am

JaoSming wrote:http://break.com/index/crazy-protester-interrupts-palin-interview.html


Lmao, that was a good one. :lol: Damn I miss those Terry Tate commercials. I didn't read the comments on the video, so I didn't expect Tate of all people to come out of nowhere.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 6:36 am

:lol: that was superb. He just came out of nowhere and boom!

Thu Oct 23, 2008 11:41 am

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I feel wrong for laughing but it's still funny...

Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:14 pm

Those escalators can be a bitch.

Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:27 pm

Why did he try to get up? I would've just rid it to the top.

Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:00 am

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Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:04 am

:lol: I can't stop laughing at what Jackal posted.

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