Issac Hayes to Matt and Trey: Suck my chocolate salty balls

Yeah, I was a bit skeptical when I saw that disclaimer during the episode but found it amusing all the same. The thing is, it was so far out it seemed like something Matt and Trey would come up with. But as they say, fact is often stranger than fiction.

LOL! South Park people are cool and funny! Crazy scitologists. Tom Cruise is stupid.

I looked up information on scientology at wiki, and the whole thing is true... they do believe in the shit they showed on the episode, which conveniently had "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE"... I mean seriously, how fucked up can you get.

i dont know how anyone can honestly believe it... its just fucking ridiculous

Isaac Hayes quit South Park, but he said he'll do voiceovers for Tom Cruise

http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/isaac_ha ... cruise.htm

lol chef is on the brand new south park

they just put a whole bunch of his previous sayings and combined them to make chef's new dialogue

"Hello children...well let's all go home and MAKE LOVEEEEEE"

chefs dead........

not surprised....

EDIT: This is the "Chef's chocolate salty balls" episode

wow . he totally got fucked over.

Havent seen the episode but apparently he got mauled by a bear.

"A lot of us don't agree with the choices the Chef has made in the last few days," one of the children eulogizes him at a funeral. "Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us. But we can't let the events of the past few weeks take away the memories of how Chef made us smile.

"We shouldn't be mad at Chef for leaving us," the eulogy concludes. "We should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brains."

I also read that its unclear if he is actually is dead since they closed the episode with his 'fruity' group trying to revive him. Leaving the door open I suppose.

Just read the spoilers. Can't wait to see the episode.

since its pretty much all given away already... may as well tell everyone what happens

at the end, the fruity club revives him into a chef-vader sort of thing, they wont need his voice for that anymore

i fucking loved the eulogy though. Kyle goes "alot of us dont agree with the choices made by chef over the last few days. some of us feel hurt and confused"
"we shouldnt be mad at chef for leaving us, we should be mad at that fruity little club for scrambling his brain."

they fucked over scientologists again and its awesome i wasnt aware how quickly they were able to spit out an episode

they also used a bit from a recent family guy, where quagmire tries to pretend he is dead. they copied the way he died a bit, by just going completely over the top (and then the shitting part) - they did it exactly the same way in family guy

South Park had an earlier episode ("Something Walmart This Way Comes") where they had everyone empty the contents of their bowels like that.

Because of the way it's animated, they can produce episodes very quickly (in about four days, apparently) compared to other animated shows like The Simpsons (which take about 9 months per episode).

The episode was everything I expected it would be when I first heard about the falling out with Issac Hayes, and well up to the standard of deceptively clever satire amidst toilet humour they've perfected as the series wore on. Loved the "This is what the Adventure Club really believes" bit as well as all the "fruity club" references. Great ep.

I don't think we'll see much of Chef anymore (if at all), even though he's been kept alive a la Darth Vader. I reckon it was just a throwaway gag, an excuse to parody Star Wars: Episode III on top of giving a "screw you" to Hayes.

yea that wall-mart espiode, that was a good one. when you die, you shit your pants.

lol Super Adventure Club.

i still want Mr Derp to come back... thatd be cool (mainly so i could laugh in everyones face who told me id be wrong)

I don't know...he was OK for that one episode but I think a character like that runs out of comedic steam very quickly.

that episode was freaking hilarious.

"And for desert we can have some of my chocolate salty balls."
"Do you mean like candy?"
"No, I mean my balls"

Isaac Hayes = PWN3D

Saw this posted on another forum, which is quite interesting.

Hayes comments on Scientology episode

It's a clip from a radio interview (specifically the Opie & Anthony show) circa December 2005. Hayes doesn't seem to have a problem with the show, acknowledging that Matt and Trey have a go at everyone. Pressure from fellow Scientologists, perhaps?

last ep of southpark was simply classic. I reckon matt and trey are geniouses.

Pressure from fellow Scientologists, perhaps?

Or maybe its just pressure from the evil spirits of aliens from outter space...

That too.

There's now also talk that Hayes is still recuperating from the stroke he suffered in January and that the statement was put out on his behalf without his knowledge and that someone (again acting on his behalf but without his authorisation) resigned for him through his agent. Sounds a bit dodgy but it's worth noting considering the apparent complete flip-flop in his point of view.

I don't know...he was OK for that one episode but I think a character like that runs out of comedic steam very quickly.

(mainly so i could laugh in everyones face who told me id be wrong)

...im aware he isnt funny

I figured that...I'm just saying, all the more reason to leave him out. But hopefully he returns at least once so you can have the pleasure.

Anyway, turns out the rumblings about Hayes not being involved in his resignation are likely false. So it seems he did flip-flop.

I looked up information on scientology at wiki, and the whole thing is true... they do believe in the shit they showed on the episode, which conveniently had "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE"... I mean seriously, how fucked up can you get.

i dont know how anyone can honestly believe it... its just fucking ridiculous

I asked myself the same question and did some reading. Scientology has levels. You must attain a higher level before some more "teachings" are opened to you. Apparently, Tom Cruise and other ignorant stars are still at a lower level wherein they are not yet exposed to the higher level of teaching (or craziness). It's true that they do preach the belief about alien spirits and Xenu (w/c is like their devil) once a member reaches a higher level. Man they're crazy.

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

They did it.

Anyone seen the second episode of the tenth season yet, "Smug Alert!"? Another good one, though not as funny as the Chef ep.