Issac Hayes to Matt and Trey: Suck my chocolate salty balls

[cyanide]

It's very popular in Hollywood so it seems, with Tom Cruise and John Travolta, among others.

[Jugs]

it sounds pretty queer

ill get the ep later

[Andreas Dahl]

I removed that link Laxation; you should know why by now...

[dada]

Maybe I'll catch that episode on the tele.

[Mazzocchi]

that episode was frigging awesome.

My friend showed it to our English class, everyone was supposed to talk about their term papers and instead of talking about it he played that episode (his term paper was on Cults)

That episode was great. I can't believe scientology people believer that shit

[BIG GREEN]

funniest part of the ep is R. Kelly comming around.

[Drex]

When he pulls his gun, and everybody hides

[dada]

What season and episode was this?

edit: never mind: season 9, episode 12.

[BIG GREEN]

For those that want to see the episode...

http://65.58.242.81/southpark_scientology.php

[Its_asdf]

I've never been a huge fan of South Park, but most of the episodes I've watched don't even have chef in them, so this doesn't really bother me so much.

[Matt]

seriously, scientology is like a hobby for these bored ass celebrities.

[Andrew]

funniest part of the ep is R. Kelly comming around.

"Now I'm starting to get angry...SO I PULLED OUT MY GUN!"

[hipn]

Lmao, I remember when Jimmy Kimmel did a parody of R Kelly's Closet. He called it "The Pizza"

[Fenix]

"Tom Cruise and John Travolta should come out of the closet." One of the best episodes evah.

[dada]

"All Hail Xenu!"


...retards.

I finally got around to watching that darn episode. Pretty funny stuff.

[Kriegz]

Just get someone else to do it like Biz

[shadowgrin]

I hope they still retain the Chef character and have another person do the voice-overs. It's a way of saying that Isaac Hayes should just suck on his salty balls for being a hypocrite. I already have that episode, Trapped in the Closet, along with another banned episode, Bloody Mary, which pokes fun at Chrisitian beliefs of miracles.
(And I'm Catholic!)

That Xenu stuff is just hilarious. Them crazy Scientologicians or whatever they call themselves.

[Nick]

Scientologicians

[oneal32]

hey Jae-did Issac Hayes actually say to Matt and Trey: Suck my chocolate salty balls?

[Andrew]

I wouldn't be too surprised if Chef suffers some embarrassing fate, popular as the character may be.

[dada]

I wouldn't be too surprised if Chef suffers some embarrassing fate, popular as the character may be.

Now thats something to look out for.

[Cloudy]

Dad dad! Tom Cruise won't get out of my closet!
I wonder why did R. Kelly walk away from Tom and John at the last part. He looks really sad

[Colin]

It ain't stop there

The battle between "South Park""South Park" creators Trey ParkerTrey Parker and Matt StoneMatt Stone and Scientology is escalating.

The dust-up gained steam last week when Isaac Hayes, a practicing Scientologist who has long been the voice of the character Chef, quit after objecting to a "South Park" episode called "Trapped in the Closet," which lampooned both the religion and Tom CruiseTom Cruise.

The skirmish continued this week, when Comedy CentralComedy Central abruptly pulled a repeat of that episode that was scheduled to air Wednesday evening. Showing instead was another memorable segseg which featured Hayes's character, called "Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls."

Blog reports pegged the mysterious episode switch to objections raised by Cruise, who, the reports stated, threatened to not promote "Mission: Impossible 3," the summer tentpole for ViacomViacom-owned Paramount.

A spokesman for Cruise denied that Cruise had ever made such a threat. "He never said any such thing about 'Mission: Impossible 3," the spokesman said.

While the "South Park" creators didn't directly comment on Comedy Central's decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

[Andrew]

Cruise denies it but I wouldn't be surprised if it was true. This is a man who subjects the media to Scientology propaganda before they're allowed to interview him. He also turned down the extremely non-offensive role of Bart's "Big Brother" in "Brother from the Same Planet" back in Season 4 of The Simpsons, which they addressed on the commentary (Mike Reiss: "So Tom, if you're listening...you know, screw you.").

While the "South Park" creators didn't directly comment on Comedy Central's decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

I hope that's true. Gold.

[J@3]

I looked up information on scientology at wiki, and the whole thing is true... they do believe in the shit they showed on the episode, which conveniently had "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE"... I mean seriously, how fucked up can you get.