post a pic of yourself! (if done before sorry)

[Kbryant8]

And Jackal Sagar Al Wahad Bin Najib Trilochan Budesh Saljit Preet Dhaliwal


You better like the picture.. it took quite a while just to load his chin.

wtf,abu from the simpsons ?

[axare]

ROFLMAO

[BOSS]

SANJAY IS THAT YOU ?

[Jackal]

I was just going to pull the same "joke" on you with my own touch of sense of humor, but I suppose the time has come to finally & decisively finish you off. This will be a bit of a read. Don't worry, at the end I'll post the "joke".

Let's start off...

Legend, you are nothing. You aren't capable of doing anything. You can't & won't be able to cause me any damage. As hard as you try, you still can't do me shit. You've tried & tried & tried and relentlessly keep trying. Yet...I'm still here, standing firm. Unshaken.

You on the other hand, affected by me. Very much so.

It started off by you rambling on about how you've been in similiar situations on other forums & you'll "prevail" in the end against me. I'm still waiting for you to slightly prevail in anything. The fact that your stupid ramblings didn't faze me seemed to have gotten to you. You moved on to telling me on MSN that even my "friends" talk shit about me. Referring to the select few I have on my MSN list. Probably Jae, Andrew, Matthew, Yohance & Cameron. Now given I'm being totally honest here, I was slightly affected by this information. Slightly being the keyword.

The thing is, I'm smart. (As opposed to you.) I realised something, if I was affected by something you said, then that means you won. Could I let a pussified little cunt such as yourself affect me? No. Ofcourse not. So, back I came, firing on all cylinders. Now you can't say this isn't true because in almost all threads we've gone back in fourth in, I've destroyed you.

You have a pattern such as all the other dodo's who have come & gone from this forum. When you feel you've got nothing else to say, you do one of the following things:

- You're going to hack my PC.

Omg, I'm so gonna hack you, I am elite, I am the pwn, I will post your first & last name on FBI & Government pages. I am the internet gangster. Fear me.

Thing is, nobody is gullible enough to believe that crock of shit that seems to jump out of that hairy titsucking mouth of yours. I brushed it off as another white man in the regular world trying to be the next 50 cent. Difference is you're a dumb 20+ something year old who feels intimidated by an 18 year old schizo and to save face or show you aren't afraid, you proceed to try & pass yourself off as a "gangsta". Now gangsta is a wrong word to use in this sentance. A common friend of ours was kind enough to point out you're not black. So I rethought the whole gangsta thing & I renamed it. You aren't trying to be gangsta by "hacking" me. You're being an e-terrorist. Duh.

Well, that fell flat.

Next:

- Attacking the part time job I do.

You saw Nick taking jabs at me with the job I have. You jumped the bandwagon. Why? because you lack the intelligence to come up with creative shit by yourself. That's why.

Anyways, let's describe this process too.

You felt insulted that I called your interiour decorator job quite a woman's job. (Think of Grace Adler in Will & Grace.) How dare I? How could I? Ofcourse you couldn't let the people of the forum see that I insulted you, so you proceeded to method one. "Omg im gonna h4x0r you....oh shit, we did that already, well let's just copy Air Gordon."

You proceeded to advertise the fact that I work at a flea market, I scrub floors and what not. Insulting? Hardly.

Let's explain why it isn't insulting, to me atleast. By saying I work at a flea market or that I clean up shit in the aisle's of a supermarket shows your level of intelligence. No, it shows what you are accustomed to in your daily life.

I say I work part time at a supermarket. You relate that to cleaning up shit in supermarket aisle's, scrubbing floors on my hands & knee's and not to forget, supermarkets = flea markets. One question: Do you still live in Iraq? If that was the case, I'd understand all the associations you made with the word "supermarket". Things probably are like that in Iraq or where ever it is you do your groceries. You probably don't have a decent toilet at home, so you're forced to take a shit in a supermarket aisle hence needing a supermarket worker to clean up your shit. You probably do your groceries at the flea market. The place you shop at probably has people scrubbing floors on their hands & knee's. Now really, does that say something about me, or you?

Does it speak volumes about the shitty place you reside in & the conditions you're forced to live in given you have to do a womans job, shop at a flea market where people take shits in the aisle's & have people scrubbing the floors? Yeps.

Ok, given I destroyed that sad attempt of a "flame" let's move on to the next one.

Next:

- Attacking few posts of mine which I posted when I was like 14 or 15.

How is this possible? I wasn't offended by your hacking threat nor was I offended by the job attack? What else is left? Oh yes, let's find all old posts & make fun of those, that's original.

Now you took the time to look click on my profile, you took the time to browse all my posts to find the perfect one to mock. One of the what, 7000+ posts now? Yeah, that really hurt, I'm still weeping about that one.

Another attempt to mock me which in turn speaks volumes about your desperation to insult/embarrass me. You were sad enough to actually browse through the many pages of my posts just to find a certain one. Innovative.

Next:

- Attacking my ethnicity.

You've done so so so much to humiliate me, but it's as if I'm care-free about your ramblings? What the fuck? Why don't I get offended? Jeez. I "attacked" your PC, I attacked your spelling, I attacked your job, what else? What else must I attack for you to shed a tear (and for me to feel like I'm a man with balls)? What? Tell me.

Desperation leads to something no one else would think of. Desperation leads to something you normally wouldn't consider doing. Desperation led you to racism. I'm quite confident you don't have the guts to be a racist in real life. You had nothing else to insult and desperatly needed something. You found out my parents are Indian and proceeded to label me as an Indian. Fine, somewhere, I do feel Indian. Why shouldn't I? It's been part of my upbringing & in certain situations I do consult the indian in me. Should I be ashamed of it? I see no reason to be ashamed, but you felt that being an Indian is something to be ashamed of. Alright. No biggie.

You forgot mention the fact I was born in the United States, yeps, the same country your fellow people are waging a "holy war" on. Now let's for a moment forget that fact & answer me this, if a war is Holy, what does Unholy stand for by you cunts? When you figure this one out, get back to me.

Getting back to the situation at hand, you also forgot to mention the fact I lived in Suriname for 5-6 years. You failed to realise my grandparents & uncle have a blooming business over there that I will probably inherit. Why? Because I'm the only heir to both sides of the family.

You also failed to mention the fact that I lived on a beautiful paradise of an island named Curacao which motherfuckers such as yourself can only dream of. Have you even been away from North America? The Middle East doesn't count.
You failed to mention I spent 12 years on that same island. Now from age 5-6 till age 17 I resided on that same island. A wonderful island I long to return to. You also failed to realise I spent the most time out there. Now out of all those places, which do you think has the biggest impact on me? India, to where I've been twice in my 18 years on this earth, Suriname, where I resided for 5 to 6 years, the States, where I was born or Curacao where I spent almost the whole of my life? No, to you I am "just" an Indian.

You failed to mention I've been influenced by the places I've visited. Costa Rica, Venezuela, Aruba, Bonaire, States, Netherlands & yes, India. These places have all influenced the person I am today, a person with no inhibitions or fears from dipshits such as yourself.

Regardless of what you may think you know & whatever little fantasies you have in your mind about me, I've had it quite well. Like any other family we've had our ups & downs, but none of us lost hope or cowered. With the little we had, we built upon it. Today, I find myself in well established country studying at a great school whilst doing a great study. Come on, for a dumb Indian such as myself, I kicked it pretty far, eh? Lawschool? Yeps, it was one of the three, Law, Economics or Medicine.

Oh, given we're such a bunch of dumb indians, let me summarise the achievements so far only. This isn't meant as a defense, it's meant as an eye opener for your narrowminded dumb village type thinking.

My mom has her masters degree in Spanish mind you. My dad has his masters in Import/Export. (Let's ignore the fact he's got mental problems.) My eldest sister just finished her bachelours of Hotel Management and is currently doing her masters in International Business Management. My second eldest sister finished her bachelours in Applied Science's & is currently doing her masters in Management. (Yes, you can do that, how else would you run your own lab? Magic?) I am doing my bachelours in Law.

Really, for a bunch of dumb, poor bunch of Apu's such as ourselves, we aren't doing to bad. You know why? Because we aren't cowards. We aren't afraid. We don't blow ourselves up to find ourselves in "paradise".

Now given it's a picture posting thread, I thought I'd do something I'm not usually keen on doing, I'll share a few snaps. I'll re-share a few snaps from the island. I've posted them before, but back then your n00b ass wasn't even around. Enjoy.

Pics edited, you enjoyed enough you pervs.

Naturally those aren't the original sizes & as you can see, I've edited the faces.

Now now, for a stupid indian kid such as myself, I kicked it far enough.

Now say & do what you must, I'm content with who I am. I can handle anything you throw at me. I'm not insecure & am not affected by your bullshit.

Legend, I'm done with you. You keep doing what you do & I'll keep doing what I do. I've finished you off time & time again. And everytime and in every thread I've finished you off in, you've had no response. Well that's it then, fuck off.

As DW said in Training Day, King Kong ain't got shit on me. (Unless his name is Andrew.)

Since we're all being funny by googling pics of people and passing them off as me, here's what Legend & his folks look like on the streets.



Now fuck you & have a nice day.

Edit: Seems to be unclear to some folks, ofcourse that's not me in the picture Legend posted. I wish I was that gorgeous. Some may think I pulled a Tales with the pics I posted, but hey, think what you may, come June, they'll all be over here.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

As DW said in Training Day, King Kong ain't got shit on me. (Unless his name is Andrew.)

True. And I regret saying that to this very day.

[J@3]

Actually "Tales" was the first thing that came to mind when I got to the pics credit where it's due, at least you didn't leave the website watermarks on them.

[Jackal]

I knew it would be the first thing to come to mind, then again I can show you..(only you)...pics of them in our school uniforms. That should be proof enough.

[Jona]

wtf,abu from the simpsons ?

It's Apu, and have you never seen an Indian person before?

[Jackal]

The way the remarks are made around here, I don't think they've seen anything besides their own skin color.

[BIG GREEN]

That pic comment did seem a little racist.

[Jackal_]

You've gotta be kidding me.. I didnt even read the whole damn novel you just wrote. How could you possibly set aside 40 minutes of your time to write such a lengthy post LMAO.

Guess everyone can finally see how ridiculously ugly Jackal really is now.. keep denying its not you

Why dont you put up a pic? We know you're fat its ok.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Hey Legend, I think you've put on a couple of pounds as well since the last time you posted pics... I do believe a Cyanide-style extensive training routine is in order...

[Jackal]

Like I said at the end of my post, you'll have no response. Why? Because you're as innovative as a rock.

See, you're so uncreative you even stole the "novel" thing from Maarf. Whatever you post shows the level of your stupidity. Your brain can't handle the writings so you just ignore it & say oh it's too long.

It's like the estonian spammers (Heido) who wouldn't read anything just blurted the first junk that came to mind. Hey, you're an educated version of Heidi. Now that's something to be proud of. 40 minutes? Is that how slow those fat pudgy fingers of yours type?

Don't deny that's me? What proof do you have that is me? I think I'd know what my ugly mug looks like given I'm the one who looks at it in the mirror, not you.

1) I don't have facial hair.
2) I wouldn't be caught dead wearing preppy clothes like Marco Polo shirts by Ralph Lauren. That's Shane's area.

What was that? An attempt at reverse psychology? "Prove that isn't you, post a pic!!". Hehe, you dumb cunt. Then again, given you're a n00b, you wouldn't know much about sheep.gif, would you?

Now run along by asking around what that is all about. You call others a n00b, pff, fucking retarded n00b of the year award goes to you every year.

What will your response be? Either A) utter silence or B) omg you typed a novel. Really, if you can, do respond, really.

[Fenix]

Hey Legend, I think you've put on a couple of pounds as well since the last time you posted pics... I do believe a Cyanide-style extensive training routine is in order...

Something like aerobics every day in a week, all day long. RUN FORREST, RUN.

[AlwaysWhat,NeverWhy]

Something like aerobics every day in a week, all day long. RUN FORREST, RUN.

Yes, and do not forget the 100 daily whippings. You'll get 'carved' in no time!

[air gordon]

i stopped after Will and Grace. lol Will and Grace! C'mon...

maybe if someone posted his/her actual pic, there wouldn't be a problem. stop the suspense and post it

apparently both sides are effected. If jackal isn't effected by Legend's remarks in the 1st place, he wouldn't bother posting a lengthy thread like that

[Jackal]

What's with the desperation to see my picture? Are you guys that desperate?

I wrote it because it gets tiring to see his attempts to embarrass me. As I said, time to put an end to his foolishness.

I'm not affected by anything, hell, I wasn't offended at your jabs at me. Says enough I think. Who hasn't taken a shot at me including myself?

[air gordon]

post your pic and there won't be any future problems. For a supposed veteran, it's surprising you haven't done so already. No one's desparate as you say.

seems to me that you're insecure. Post your picture and Legend can no longer post fake pictures of you. And you claim you're not effected yet you still reply, a long reply no less. if you're not truly effected as you say you are, you don't reply at all, nevermind make negative remarks towards him

but whatever, just my thoughts. it was getting little quiet for you two so i guess this shouldn't be a surprise. anyway, carry on

[Jackal]

Have you seen a picture of Jae? Have you seen a picture of Andrew on the forums? Have you posted a picture?

Because I've been here for awhile, it's automatically expected that I post a picture? Smart thinking.

What else is there to come up with? Now I'm insecure. Add that to the ever growing list of things I am. I love this place.

[air gordon]

actually my pic is on my MSN display pic. anyone is free to add me on MSN, my MSN contact list is not exclusive. so if anyone wants to see, go ahead and add me.

limpdilznik@hotmail.com

it'll be there for all to see, not removed 15 seconds later

These aren't jabs I'm coming up with. I'm just going off what i see/read. If someone is not effected or tired of someone's comments, then that person would not reply or make further comments to provoke. And you still refuse to post your picture and haven't given a reason why you won't

anyway, I don't want to get involved. If you feel what you're doing is going to put an end to whatever is going on with you two, that's fine. Just don't act surprised when something like this happens again

[Jackal]

I won't. I'm positive it'll happen again, that's just the way the internet works.

As you said, you're moving on, so toodles. And like you said, it was in your MSN display. Not on the forums. A fair few have seen me, but I prefer my island feeling, now I have to put my display pic to what you guys want? Lol, this is getting funny.

[Jona]

Hey Jackal, what are you taking for your condition?

[Jackal]

I'm epileptic too so the words are all a blur. (That is the one where you rearrange the letters, right?)

Why the question though? Does the schizophrenia shine through so brightly?

[cyanide]

I think the one with the rearranging letters is called dyslexia. Correct me if I'm wrong, Jona

[Jackal]

Oh yeah, that son of a bitch.

Thing is, when I was in highschool a chick in my class had it. She got like all the time in the world to do her exams.

Now I have a 26 year old mom who knows everything according to her who has an epileptic kid. I just mixed em up, my bad.