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Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:11 am

Women belong in the kitchen. Lock the thread now! :lol:

Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:32 am

Women belong in the kitchen.


Wow. That's radical thinking right here...

I guess the classic 'man on top' stance must be abolished, then... :lol:

Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:58 am

Fuck women anyways.. all they're good for is pounding. They take half your shit once they divorce you. Like fuck that.. you work hard all your life and this bitch comes along marrying you for your money and then after 2 or 3 years says "Honey, I think we need to talk" .. and I'd say "Honey I think you need my dick in your mouth, so just hum." Bitch then takes half of your shit.. probably your kids too.. "Stay at home mom" then stay the fuck home. Honestly think about it, you're this millionaire that worked for his money and the bitch takes half your money.. for what?? What entitles the bitch to take your money? Only thing I'd give her would be a backhand to the face and an STD.

(Breathing Heavily)

It's this North American ideology and ways that make bitches like this. Like Eddie Murphy once said "I'm gonna go get a bitch straight outta a tribe from Africa, they wont be influenced by North American Cultures. Then you take her home with you and lock her in the house so she cant be influenced by the other bitches. But one day she comes to you and says.. EDDIE I WANT HALF!" WTF :lol:

Rambling on.. my prob.

Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:26 am

Well, not all women are like that, but I gotta share my sentiments on how a lot of this western culture is screwed up that way. The divorce rate is unbelievable, and there's so many women that's screwed in the head. I can't generalize that all women are like that, but boy, it's rare to find a good one these days.

Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:42 am

cyanide wrote:Well, not all women are like that, but I gotta share my sentiments on how a lot of this western culture is screwed up that way. The divorce rate is unbelievable, and there's so many women that's screwed in the head. I can't generalize that all women are like that, but boy, it's rare to find a good one these days.


Not a single bitch out there is decent.. they're all manipulative cunts. The only way you'll find a bitch is to go out to a Jenny Craig Seminar and find a fat fuck with a Butterfly tattoo on her ankle. They're fat so they'll be nice

Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:15 am

Divorce rates are high because people overract in little agruments or they lose their phsyical attraction to each other.

Another big reason for the high divorce rate is a lot of people marry soley on looks and not on personality. They find out in 2-3 years that they can't stand living with that person and they break up.

My mom and dad got a divorce mostly because of my dad's drinking problems. All in all, I think they wanted to stay together because of me and my brother still living with them but it wasn't working out. My mom still helps pay and she lives about 2 blocks away from us.

Not all divorce is bad, but you are right; the divorce rate is through the roof.

Tue Aug 30, 2005 12:19 pm

to get sleep.......take sleeping pills...works 100%

Tue Aug 30, 2005 1:54 pm

amen Legend, amen :bowdown:

Tue Aug 30, 2005 2:54 pm

Legend wrote:
cyanide wrote:Well, not all women are like that, but I gotta share my sentiments on how a lot of this western culture is screwed up that way. The divorce rate is unbelievable, and there's so many women that's screwed in the head. I can't generalize that all women are like that, but boy, it's rare to find a good one these days.


Not a single bitch out there is decent.. they're all manipulative cunts. The only way you'll find a bitch is to go out to a Jenny Craig Seminar and find a fat fuck with a Butterfly tattoo on her ankle. They're fat so they'll be nice


boy now i know why you call yer self legend :cool: :lol:

great points. i think the ratio of a good woman versus to bad woman is like 1 out of 60
1:60 :x

Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:45 pm

And I'm guessing that all men are monogamic creatures that are always manipulated by the conniving females, right? :lol:

Have a spherical viewpoint of things, grasshoper... :lol:

Tue Aug 30, 2005 5:52 pm

who's the grasshopper me or legend? i'm confused :wink:
anyways i'm glad i bagged a few women falling in the"good" part all these years. or else i could end up in a mental institution :x

Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:29 pm

Legend wrote:
cyanide wrote:Well, not all women are like that, but I gotta share my sentiments on how a lot of this western culture is screwed up that way. The divorce rate is unbelievable, and there's so many women that's screwed in the head. I can't generalize that all women are like that, but boy, it's rare to find a good one these days.


Not a single bitch out there is decent.. they're all manipulative cunts. The only way you'll find a bitch is to go out to a Jenny Craig Seminar and find a fat fuck with a Butterfly tattoo on her ankle. They're fat so they'll be nice

we only manipulate the assholes like y..........
i mean.. yeah we manipulate everyone for no good reason because its fun.


Legend wrote:Women belong in the kitchen. Lock the thread now! :lol:

not if they arent a good cook, who the fuck wants someone who cant cook?!?! i wouldnt mind staying in a kitchen all day i do it now and im only 15, but then again i just like to cook...

Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:43 pm

if she cant cook food but can do "something" else better,then again i might reconsider :wink:

Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:13 pm

my gf should stay out of the kitchen....I know I can't cook too well, but that's because I don't really try....if I tried even a little I would outdo her....but then again, as COOLmac said, there are other things besides cooking that can make up for it :cheeky:

Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:12 pm

but then again, as COOLmac said, there are other things besides cooking that can make up for i


Yes, house-cleaning skills are not to be ignored. :D (Y)

Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:09 am

Uncommon Sense wrote:
Legend wrote:
cyanide wrote:Well, not all women are like that, but I gotta share my sentiments on how a lot of this western culture is screwed up that way. The divorce rate is unbelievable, and there's so many women that's screwed in the head. I can't generalize that all women are like that, but boy, it's rare to find a good one these days.


Not a single bitch out there is decent.. they're all manipulative cunts. The only way you'll find a bitch is to go out to a Jenny Craig Seminar and find a fat fuck with a Butterfly tattoo on her ankle. They're fat so they'll be nice

we only manipulate the assholes like y..........
i mean.. yeah we manipulate everyone for no good reason because its fun.


Legend wrote:Women belong in the kitchen. Lock the thread now! :lol:

not if they arent a good cook, who the fuck wants someone who cant cook?!?! i wouldnt mind staying in a kitchen all day i do it now and im only 15, but then again i just like to cook...


Dont take offense to what I wrote.. you're not even considered a woman yet. Have you even been "deflowered" yet you little bitch?

"Yeah we manipulate everyone for no good reason because its fun"

Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard.. keep one thing in mind.. up to 50 years ago you werent even allowed to vote ;)

Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:01 am

It's more like 90. :lol: Learn USA history, Legend.

Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:03 am

MJ23KD5 wrote:It's more like 90. :lol: Learn USA history, Legend.


1920.

Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:06 am

Then learn math. 2005-1920=85 years, not 50. I was still closer.
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Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:07 am

According to MS Calculator, the year 1920 was 85 years ago.

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Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:08 am

Well, messed that one up, didn't I???? :lol:




Edit: Man I'm off tonight, aren't I? :lol:
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Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:08 am

MJ23KD5 wrote:Then learn math. 2005-1920=75 years, not 50. I was still closer.


That was hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:09 am

Wow, didnt know you even learn math until the 4th grade... you must be in advanced 3rd grade. Image

Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:14 am

Image hehe, wanted to see if I could use the smiley without going to the site (I quoted Legend). Back on topic, MJ23KD5, where the hell did you learn math? :lol:

Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:24 am

It's my worst subject, and school starts next week. Cut me some slack.
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