Tue Apr 12, 2005 10:56 am
Shit, I got this kid pissed off and now he's threatenin to tell my girl about the other girls I made out with at that Barmitzvah (you know, the one where I was drunk). I'm fucked. I'll figure out a way to talk myself out of it.
Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:01 am
the easiest way is to be honest...
"baby im too drunk that my hormones exploded like a 19 year old in a strip bar....well arent you glad that i acted like a 19 yr.old that night?"
j/k
just tell her you didnt know what you were doing...she'll ease out i think
"baby im too drunk that my hormones exploded like a 19 year old in a strip bar....well arent you glad that i acted like a 19 yr.old that night?"
j/k
just tell her you didnt know what you were doing...she'll ease out i think
Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:04 am
I'll figure out a way to talk myself out of it.
Lawyer speaking: Tell her that your friend has the hots for your girlfriend and has told you that he was going to lie to her to make you two break up. Seeds of doubt, works everytime. Take it from me...
Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:09 am
lying lying lying....... 
this is a very delicate time for the GOAT.... i hope things work out for you....can you pay cash to that asshole you know like a bribe?
so he'll shut his mouth up.
this is a very delicate time for the GOAT.... i hope things work out for you....can you pay cash to that asshole you know like a bribe?
so he'll shut his mouth up.
Tue Apr 12, 2005 11:26 am
THANK YOU! That'll work.D-Weaver 99027 wrote:I'll figure out a way to talk myself out of it.
Lawyer speaking: Tell her that your friend has the hots for your girlfriend and has told you that he was going to lie to her to make you two break up. Seeds of doubt, works everytime. Take it from me...
COOLmac: I'm flat broke.
Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:23 pm
Didn't you say it was your brother?
Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:51 pm
No, I was at teh Barpanoigvphowevertehhellyouspellit, he got drunk. He didn't even remember it but he woke up with this huge hangover at 1 in the afternoon, so it's safe to say it was him.
Wed Apr 13, 2005 2:21 am
THANK YOU! That'll work.
No prob. Tell us how this works out...
lying lying lying.......
hey, that's what I do for a living
Wed Apr 13, 2005 11:22 am
it worked 
Fri Apr 15, 2005 8:02 pm
I've got to get all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled....probably will happen in the next 2 months, so not only will I be lighter in the mouth, but also lighter in the pockets 
Sat Apr 16, 2005 3:38 am
HAHAHAHAHA been there, done that... 
Sat Apr 16, 2005 11:28 am
I've got to get all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled....
The toll of wisdom... Hey, at least they're the ones in the back...
Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:45 am
Earlier today some 17 year old wigger threatened to bust a cap in my ass. He was as pale as you can get, and his ass was hianging out teh back of his pants and he was wearing a do rag. So I said "Pull your pants up. You're a big boy now, you should know what race you are." then he threatened to bust a cap in my ass. I was laughin my ass off, it was hysterical!
Sun Apr 17, 2005 10:52 am
threatened to bust a cap in my ass.
I could comment on your predicament if I knew what that expression meant...
Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:06 am
Shoot me.
Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:17 am
You sure he wasn't packing? Sometimes it's better to run to see another day? Even a 4 foot dipshit can bury a 7 foot behemoth if he's carrying a piece. Just food for thought.
Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:24 am
Naw, my friend knows his brother, he says the kid doesn't have a gun anywhere in his house and says stuff like that all teh time but never does anything.
Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:26 am
Hmmm, fair enough. You can never be too sure about those things, though. Is your neighborhood in LI a rough one?
Sun Apr 17, 2005 9:24 pm
Hell no.
Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:50 am
MY MOTHERFUCKING PHILOSOPHY TEACHER WANTS US TO WRITE A 10 PAGE ESSAY ABPUT HOW RELIABLE OUR SENSES ARE!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE HER!!!! IM DROWNING ON BIOLOGY AND ENGLISH ASSIGNMENTS AND SHE THROWS THIS SHIT AT US!!!
I HATE HER!!!! IM DROWNING ON BIOLOGY AND ENGLISH ASSIGNMENTS AND SHE THROWS THIS SHIT AT US!!!
Tue Apr 19, 2005 7:01 am
My Philosophy teacher sucks... 
everybody sleeps and shit... 
everybody sleeps and shit...
Tue Apr 19, 2005 9:50 am
LA MIA SI TE PILLA DURMIENDO TE VIOLA WEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aunque es un genio, seca a cagar, es una BIATCH...
Aunque es un genio, seca a cagar, es una BIATCH...
Tue Apr 19, 2005 10:15 am
Mi espanol es mal. No tengo un idea que dices(or does that go in the subjunctive? Wait, conditional? Too many damn tenses. Why not past, present, future, past progressive, and present progressive? Is that too much to ask?).
Tue Apr 19, 2005 11:09 am
Ruff Ryder wrote:Is that too much to ask?.
si.
Tue Apr 19, 2005 12:14 pm
Hmm, let's see. First of all, I have to say that all haircuts ALWAYS suck because I have no idea how I want my hair to look so it always just ends up terrible, you can always tell I've gotten a haircut because there's dents in my wall. Then there's my normally cool english teacher who lets us goof around and stuff, but now we have like 3 really stupid comparison essays about 2 COMPLETELY different books/movies, plus we're reading some play soon which is long.