.:NLSC Fantasy NBA League:.

I never actually pre-ranked my players, forgot to do so.

Same here. Now my team licks the wang.

terry benched ALREADY
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=fanball-mavericksharristosta&prov=fanball&type=lgns

since no one wants him, i'll settle for jamison blowing up with back to back 50pt performances for my team

I don't know about the back to back 50 pts, but he'll be averaging 21+ PPG this season and is currently averaging 29, but its should go down to about 22.

Same here. Now my team licks the wang.

I was the most dissapointed when I realized I had Glenn Robinson

haha i just meant he'd benefit from the suspensions being served out by most of the starting lineup....

fellas no need to complain about the draft- you can always make a trade or 2

tonite's over and under on ak47 block total: 5[/code]

Under

My team...

Nowitzky
K-Mart
Carter
J-Rich
B-Diddy

bench...

Sprewell
Kurt Thomas
Billups
Hamilton
Kittles
Snow

Feel the power and warmth of Vida Guerra's ass...

In another league (10 teams, live draft) I got:
C: Rasheed - Emeka
PF: Jermaine O'Neal - Dwight Howard - Nick Collison - Bender
SF: Kirilenko - Desmond Mason - Josh Howard - Andre Iguodala
SG: Mike Redd - Gerald Wallace - Szczerbiak (I learned how to spell his name)
PG: Dwyane Wade - Rafer Alston - Jeff McInnis

Feel the power and warmth of Vida Guerra's ass...

With power are you referring to the way she farts or the amount of cellulite on her ass? With warmth you mean poo, don't you?

Under

he got 5 yesterday. personally thought he got screwed. would have gotten more if GSW played them closer

damn ratliff blew up with 9, 6 in the 1st. the post game quotes about this were pretty funny:

``That means that they were attacking the basket a lot,'' Ratliff said after he tied both his career and the franchise mark with nine blocked shots

``We started the game off settling for inside shots, but I think Theo Ratliff got in our heads a little and we started settling for outside shots. I think Ratliff erased about six shots at the basket,''

nice squad, colin

TRAAAAAADDEEEE BLOOOOOOOOCCCKK...

Quentin Richardson
Jamaal Magloire or Zach Randolph

I don't know what I'm looking for, something good preferably.

Well my first week sucked

limp could not get it up for vida's ass.. or was it just dalmbert's hamstring?

first trade made:
chris bosh
for
joe johnson

thoughts/criticisms much appreciated

btw- kind of quiet here.. figured there'd be more trash talking and trade activity

jaekers suck

You've got nothin', ok Kirilenko scares me half to death but besides that today has seen these particular performances by my players:

LeBron James: 38 points, 10 rebounds, 6 assists, 3 steals, 3 blocked shots, 13-24 shooting

Joe Johnson: 17 points, 50% shooting

Richard Jefferson: 33 points, 10 rebounds, 11-21 shooting

Elton Brand: 19 points, 16 rebounds

Zach Randolph: 22 points, 8 rebounds, 4 assists

I'm kicking ass and I predict Tales will be the champion...

I'm getting sluaghtered at the moment. Damn injuries to Wade and Tmac have fucked me up bad. How ironic is that.. Grant Hill has missed less games than Tmac this season. Rafer is tempting me to move wade with his solid play. Any interest for D Wade?

What would you be after for Wade?

Har har, i'm beating everyone. That includes you Jae.

Me too.

2nd overall behind Nick.

Score updates thus far after one day:

Los Angeles Jaekers 8
Vida Guerra's Ass 1

limp dicks 2
Big O 5

Showbiz 8
Jackasses 0

And 0-0 between all the other games. I've gotta get a win... just once, I'll even buy it if I have to

Score updates thus far after one day:

Los Angeles Jaekers 8
Vida Guerra's Ass 1

limp dicks 2
Big O 5

Showbiz 8
Jackasses 0

And 0-0 between all the other games. I've gotta get a win... just once, I'll even buy it if I have to

dont diss Limp like that

dont diss Limp like that

hey smarty pants- limp dicks is the name of my team


nick's in 1st and he was complaining about his team...

jae: 6-3. how do you like 'em apples

and thanks for the much needed update

fgrep- i'd be embarrassed if i lost to a team that actually started drew gooden

ok fools.. to add another dimension to the league, the commish has introduced "studs and chumps/duds"

here's the concept:

using the stat totals for every team, whichever team that has the most "highest" totals in each category, will be awarded "stud".

the chump/dud will be awarded to the team who did the opposite, or didn't set his lineup correctly (i.e- started an injured player when it was made clear he would be out), or talked a lot of trash but did not deliver

the actual awards for this has not been decided. but bragging rights and embarrassment should be enough for now

something like "[insert team] is my daddy" is being considered for the chump/dud. suggestions are most welcome


without further delay.. the stud and chump for week2

stud: myself. rosenblums and the jackasses came close with 2 categories, but i came away winning 3 (3pm, pts, asts)

chump: stevan's penetratorz. c'mon dude- you got KG, you can't get busted 7-2. at least matthew had injuries. jae got consideration after prematurely busting a nut, er, bragging about his team's performance earlier in the week only to lose 6-3

dont diss Limp like that

hey smarty pants- limp dicks is the name of my team


nick's in 1st and he was complaining about his team...

jae: 6-3. how do you like 'em apples

and thanks for the much needed update

fgrep- i'd be embarrassed if i lost to a team that actually started drew gooden

jae got consideration after prematurely busting a nut, er, bragging about his team's performance earlier in the week only to lose 6-3

Pfft, your team sucked throughout the entire week and finally pulled back the win on the last day. The last day!

dont diss Limp like that

hey smarty pants- limp dicks is the name of my team


nick's in 1st and he was complaining about his team...

jae: 6-3. how do you like 'em apples

and thanks for the much needed update

fgrep- i'd be embarrassed if i lost to a team that actually started drew gooden

I've accepted that my team is pretty bad, I mean I did draft Glenn Robinson

I have to make a couple of moves, but I'm too attached to my players. I was going to offer Nick Amare, but he's putting up 26 a game, and Nick doesn't need him anyway!

Damn if only KG could play C so I could use Grant Hill!