Stupid, Funny Commentary

[MaD_hAND1e]

Man! what the commentators say are funny some times. Once, the cpu had Zydrunas Ilgaugus (spelling?) on the three point line get the ball. calls iso, crossover and then loses the ball and the commentators say
"WHen this player can lure you into a one on one showdown, you know hes gonna cross you up" wtf? its a bloody 7,3 center...
sometimes I have some crappy bench guy with a 50 for FG rating who makes just one a shot from 18-20ft and the commentators says "His shooting streak continues..."

[GS/SC]

Or when they say "Their bench can go head-to-head with most teams starting line-up" when they have scored 10 points in the whole game.

[Nick]

Or either when The game starts then somebody take the first shot...the other team grabs the Defensive board and the commentator goes... "And that's Another Board!"

[MaD_hAND1e]

Or when they say "Their bench can go head-to-head with most teams starting line-up" when they have scored 10 points in the whole game.

or when they just scored 2 and its close to the half

Or either when The game starts then somebody take the first shot...the other team grabs the Defensive board and the commentator goes... "And that's Another Board!"

lol

[Dan's Brain]

2 words:

Weasel Ranching.

I love the end of blowout commentary...

Bob: "I remember being in a few of those when i was in the league."

Don: "Let me guess, you were on the team being blown out?"

Bob: "No way Don. Never.....What are you looking at me like that for?"

Golden stuff.

[thefunnyone]

Or when they say "Their bench can go head-to-head with most teams starting line-up" when they have scored 10 points in the whole game.

I loved that line when I was playing an All-Star game.

[n\a]

you're right but happily this is the only decent commentary in nba live history but I still miss greg papa&doc rivers's wonderful foxnba 2000 commentary if just there was a way to convert it ,sigh...

[HomieGee]

THE SHOOTING DOCTOR IS IN!

AND YOU DON'T NEED AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE HIM!

So stupid yet so funny....

[rEdHoBBeS]

shaq goes to the line.. commentators go "this is a player dats gonna be at the top of the standins for freethrow shootin this year. yes it would be nice to see him take top honors in dat category"

[death]

umm i think ur mistaken there buddy, they wouldn't say that 4 shaq

[DoubleA]

the weasel ranching is good

but wat they say about the free throw shooting isnt bad,
"spme of the greats of the game had troubles at the line"
"u talking about chaimberlin"
"im talking about eliiot"
"oh come on now i wasnt that bad"

[Nick]

Tonight i got some pretty silly ones.

Othella Harrington makes a spin move slow as hell.

"Harrignton with a Quik spin move!"


Somebody shot from the top of the key and i hear...

"From Half court!"

...hmm hmm yes ok...

[MaD_hAND1e]

Kobe scores finally scores 2 points off a fast break in the 2nd quarter

"those are the kind of numbers you wanna see posted"

FT% 25%

"Their free throw shooting is on target tonite"

[BIG GREEN]

lol ..this is all pretty funny.Yea this year has the best live commentry ever but it needs a ton of tweaking.What's most annoying is that they only have two sets of lines when a game starts..one of them goes something like..

"if i could only watch one game this week..this would be the one"

...this being said during a denver nuggets and cavaliers game is annoying

[MaD_hAND1e]

FT% 40%

"This team prides itself on freethrow shooting, and you can see why"

or

"This player spends a lot of time working on his freethrows and it shows up in his stats"
- i don't know why, but this line always jinxes me, and i miss the shot when he says it

[wangster]

Freethrows
HOU 1/2
DAL 2/3

"When you see numbers like that, you KNOW how important freethrow shoting is."

[ChochHolla]

this isnt so stupid but its rather funny.

something to the effect of:
"how is this team going to KICKSTART their offense?"
"they need to START by KICKING some of the starters to the bench."
i was rollin when i first caught that one

"When you see numbers like that, you KNOW how important freethrow shoting is."

lmao

[thefunnyone]

They do say that about Shaq. "Shaq is one of the best free throw shooters in the league"

[MaD_hAND1e]

"He's facing the double team, lets see if he's gonna split it or PASS OUT"

[death]

late in the first quarter "the difference in this game has been bench scoring" bench scoring - miami 2 boston 4

11:56 left in first quarter, paul pierce gets called for a foul "this is when you want to call a timeout"

[Immortal666]

FT% 40%



"This player spends a lot of time working on his freethrows and it shows up in his stats"
- i don't know why, but this line always jinxes me, and i miss the shot when he says it

Damn! That happens to me too! It just adds up to the pressure.