|)e8* wrote:Utah Jazz lol
The X wrote:Nice Boobie Gibson article. It is very believable after Lebanon forgetting Boobie when he went to Cheat IRL.
|)e8* wrote:Maybe i missed something, but has the player who did drugs been revealed yet
Sit wrote:Anyone wanna guess who it is?
Sit wrote:For Lightning Strike...
B Roy (later in season)
.342 3PT%... 51/149
.725 FT%... 156/215
Front Page Editorial
Great News for Portland.
Engine Failure due to drug bust results in Explosive Career Death of a not so stealthy, Stealth.
Rejoice my fellow Blazer fans! There has been a drug bust in the NBA and its not one of our players! This player belongs to the Seattle Stealth! Furthermore the League commissioner should be relieved of his duties due to him trying to hide the story!
About a week ago there was a monster drug bust up in Seattle and it apparently netted a person that was a surprise to the police, until they did some research! I should say it was only a surprise due to they did not even suspect him! I have long been suspicious of this player after some of his shenanigans.
Why should David Stern be relieved of his duties? The reason is simple, not only is he a close friend of the player but he tried to hush it up at first! David should have known you can not hush things up nowadays. If Stern is kicked out of office I will campaign for our own owner Mr. Paul Allen!
Here is what one of the FBI guys told me about the arrest.
We went in and were checking the place out while following two suspects that we were about to arrest. Another person joined them and something looked familiar about him. After we made the arrest I saw that it was player for the Seattle Stealth! My heart sank in sadness for the team, not that I am Stealth fan, I am actually a Lebron James fan. the reason my heart sank is because I knew this would mean trouble to the entire NBA. Maybe this will cause some kids to stop and think when faced by peer pressure to due drugs.
So who is the player that was busted?
None other than Allen Iverson!
What does this mean for the Stealth?
They are now thin at the point position. Jason Kidd is getting up in years and there is not much left in the tank. Jau Wu seems to be getting ready to blossom into an awesome player. However lets hope the Stealth don't take him seriously and trade him and Ty to us for Roy or Ben Gordon and our scrub PGs.
Houndy wrote:Oh Sit, on the post I made on OS about your association, I got some commentsfootball4life wrote:I like it2SIQ2Quit wrote:Looks good.
Front Page Editorial
Retraction "Great News for Portland."
Due to recent events I must retract my previous piece.
Please disregard everything you read.
Now why did I not put my lawyer on speedial!
NBA Player Expelled From League
DECEMBER 19, NEW YORK – The NBA and one of their franchises, Seattle Stealth, are reeling from confirmation that one of their players will indeed be charged with offences relating to drugs. Seattle point guard Aaron Karl has been implicated in an international drug ring.
A raid at Karl’s home revealed large amounts of illicit drugs. He was arrested in Seattle and released on bail weeks ago. However, charges have now been laid against Karl and he is to appear in court at a future date.
Karl was today stood down from the NBA. The promising four year pro is now deregistered and banned from the NBA. Karl began his NBA career with the Philadelphia 76ers after being selected in the first round of the 2010 NBA Draft. He had a promising rookie season, averaging close to 8 points and 4 assists in his rookie season. He was traded to Seattle in the following Summer and enjoyed two solid seasons with the Stealth.
Karl has been regarded as the team’s best shooter and was performing very consistently last season. Towards last season’s playoffs, Karl was injured and sat out the tail end of the regular season. He tried to come back during the postseason but was not the same player before injury. Karl has played sporadically this season as George Karl has surprisingly opted to continue awarding heavy minutes to veteran Jason Kidd and Allen Iverson.
There are no plans for Seattle to sign a replacement.
dare wrote:I knew it, Ammo and AI were too obvious. I hope you got some good explanation on why doing things like this.
dare wrote:I don't even know I'm guessing for points. Not even any consolation points? as far as I know I'm the only one who mentioned him
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