thierry!

Thierry doesn't know what he's talking about. Vujacic is a bitch, and now Darko's light will once again be darkened, this time in the shadow of the useless lump we call Brook Lopez.

I see you didn't get the sarcasm man... of course, both Vujacic and Darko suck But here on the forums they have a huge fan base, and don't get me started on Joel Anthony.

It's good move to acquire Martin and trade out Kaman. Your team is looking good. Of course I hope Griffin will do what he does in real. Good luck

First of all, great choice of team and I hope you stick with it because I love the Clippers

Also, about the trade, was it purely for the expiring contract or could you re-sign him if his asking price lowers? Because if nothing else, I think K-Mart would be a solid backup for Blake.

2010-11 Season In Review: Part 2

June 21, 2011 - I wasn't terribly fond of how the next leg of the season went. The Miami Cheat, with the exception of a surprising challenge from the Atlanta Hawks, cruised to a championship. Furthermore, after having the 3rd best odds, our Clips fell to 5th! Can't really complain about lottery luck, considering that we got Blake, but it still sucks.

The first round was fairly predictable. Other than the New York Knicks forcing a seven game series, things mostly went according to most predictions. The obligatory boil-over was the Atlanta Hawks recovering from a 3-1 hole to eliminated Derrick Rose and the Bulls. The conference semifinals were far more epic, with all but one series going the full seven games. This saw the Spurs outlast the Rockets in a Texas showdown, the Lakers oust the Nuggets in what may have been Melo's final game as a Nugget and the Heat pull off a "7 game sweep" of the Hawks, much like Atlanta in 2008 against the Celtics. The only "upset" of the round was the Magic avenging their 2010 playoff defeat, taking out the Celtics in six games.

The conference finals saw the two teams who were clearly the best in their respective conferences oust the 2009 finalists in 6 games apiece. Looks like the Spurs weren't done after all! The season ended anti-climatically, with the Cheat taking a commanding 3-0 lead, before conceding a pair of games in San Antonio, then taking their second title in franchise history with a convincing 99-85 game 6 win. LeBron James won Finals MVP. scoring 35 points in the decisive game, which was historic for having an attendance of just 5,764 fans.

2011 Playoff Tree



Congratulations to the 2011 champion Miami Heat!

2010-11 NBA Awards Roundup

MVP - LeBron James (MIA)
27.5 PPG, 7.7 APG, 6.4 RPG
ROY - Blake Griffin (LAC)
16.5 PPG, 11.1 RPG
6th Man - Louis Williams (PHI)
21.9 PPG, 3.7 APG, 3.0 RPG
DPotY - Dwight Howard (ORL)
22.3 PPG, 14.8 RPG, 3.1 BPG
MIP - Marcin Gortat (PHX)
3.6 PPG, 4.2 RPG -> 7.1 PPG, 11.6 RPG
CotY - Erik Spoelstra
Miami: 65-17
EotY - Pat Riley
Miami: 43-39 -> 65-17

All-NBA First team: D. Rose - K. Bryant - L. James - K. Durant - D. Howard
All-NBA Second team: D. Williams - D. Wade - D. Nowitzki - K. Garnett - A. Stoudemire
All-NBA Third team: R. Westbrook - C. Paul - C. Anthony - K. Love - P. Gasol

All-D 1st Team: D. Wade - W. Johnson - Josh Smith - T. Thomas - D. Howard
All-D 2nd Team: R. Westbrook - R. Brewer - K. Garnett - G. Wallace - T. Duncan

All-Rookie 1st Team: B. Griffin - J. Wall - W. Johnson - D. Cousins - L. Fields
All-Rookie 2nd Team: D. Favors - G. Neal - E. Davis - E. Turner - G. Monroe

1. New Jersey (5th best odds)
2. Minnesota (6th best odds)
3. Sacramento (best odds)

Winners: New Jersey (+4), Minnesota (+4)
Losers: Clippers (-2), Kings (-2), Raptors (-2), Pistons (-2)

We got owned in the lottery. We fell two slots, from third to fifth. Our hopes of getting Perry Jones or Kyrie Irving were dashed, as the Nets are sure to take Jones. With Ricky Rubio likely not coming over, perhaps Kahn should be called Nostra-Kahn-mus for wisely trading away all of their decent point guards. The draft is in two days. Word is, somebody leaked the draft workout results! Keep your eyes peeled!

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playoff results, MVP, COTY and EOTY....booooooooooooooooooooo

That's gay!

Boooo

Chhhhheeeeat! I have a feeling that this is exactly what will happen at the end of my first season. Heat all over the place.

Too bad you went down to 5, but it should still be good enough to get a decent talented player. I'm not very well informed about the upcoming rookie class (except a few names like Irving, Barnes or Jones). Looking forward to some scouting reports of the workouts.

I like that you tamed your irony on this one at least a bit.

Haha, loving this man, I cringed when I read the play-off results because that's most likely how it's going to pan out for the next 5 years in sim'd associations.

I love your pictures by the way, the MS Paint jobs are priceless.

LeBitch sucks.

At least Louis Williams and Gortat got awards

Sucks about the lottery. Maybe Barnes falls to 5th.

Heat winning it all, that's great.

Awesome, this should be great. Sucks about the lottery though. I'm just glad the Lakers didn't three-peat.

EXCLUSIVE: Clippers' Workout Reports

June 22, 2011 - Today, via an anonymous source, we here are The Blake Show have acquired the Clippers' reports from some of the workouts. Not all of them were made available however. Among the players brought in were Terrence Jones, Enes Kanter and Andrew Watson.

10 Player Scrimmage
Brandon Knight, Harrison Barnes, Terrence Jones, Jan Vesely, Enes Kanter (Black team) vs.
William Sit, Leo Lai, Andrew Watson, Martti Must, Ray Lliach (White team)
White 12, Black 8

This game was expected to be won by the more talented Black Team. However, the White team, who called themselves "the NLSC", won this game. Selfish play plagued the Black team, and late first round projected forward Andrew Watson led his squad to victory, going 3-5 from distance in the 12-8 win. Harrison Barnes and Jan Vesely looked awful, while Brandon Knight scored off his quickness and Terrence Jones led his side with 4 points. This game earned Watson another workout with the Clips.


Aussie guard Will Sit scores a layup in the 5-on-5 scrimmage.
Enes Kanter vs. Ike Diogu
Kanter 11, Diogu 5

Big man prospect Enes Kanter came in to take on hustling former #8 pick Ike Diogu. This proved not to be a game. Diogu could not stop Kanter, who drilled mid-range J after mid-range J. On the other hand, Kanter "shut down" Diogu, whose lacking offensive repertoire made Kanter look good defensively. Kanter took an 8-1 lead early, but his still raw offensive game began to stagnate, letting Diogu back in. However, he would ultimately outlast the bench warmer for an 11-5 win.

Kanter looked solid, but putting him up against Diogu was regrettable. He should become a solid big man in this league, and his shooting ability could make him a good fit next to Blake Griffin (in a different way than DeAndre Jordan is). However, he is a bit slow, and may be a poor man's version of the recently dealt Chris Kaman...


Ike Diogu sucks!

Terrence Jones vs. Al-Farouq Aminu
Aminu 11, Jones 9

Top 3 projected forward Terrence Jones graced us with his presence to take on our lottery pick SF from last year, Aminu Acids. Jones looked great at the start, showing off his ball handling skills that were uncommon for a 245 lb forward and taking an early 4-0 lead. Then, Aminu started to take control of the game. He forced Jones to take mid-range jumpers, which clearly seemed to not be his forte. Jones also had difficulty defending the three-point shot, which Aminu used to get back and eventually take an 8-7 lead. Jones wisely started to post up at the end, but with the game tied at 9, Aminu sank his fourth long range bomb, winning the game.

Terrence Jones was fairly impressive. However, it remains to be seen whether he is a better prospect than Aminu. Either way, he'll likely be gone long before we have a chance to pick him.


Left, Jones scores. Right, Jones does not score.

Leo Lai vs. Willie Warren
Warren 11, Lai 6

Though he was projected to go in the mid-late lottery, we were intrigued by Hong Kong's Leo Lai's upside and marketing potential (okay, mostly the latter). However, after his workout, we will not be reaching to pick him up. We put him against late second round pick Willie Warren, who may or may not be on the team next season. Surprisingly, Warren destroyed Lai, scoring on 8 of his 12 possessions (3-6 from long range). Lai was decent offensively, but failed to connect on any of his 6 attempts from behind the arc. Lai was exposed today. His reputation as a "defensive stopper" stems from destroying turrible Chinese talent, while his only resemblance to Kobe is this.


All downhill from here...

Andrew Watson vs. Adam Morrison
Watson 11, Morrison 5

Adam Morrison was in the neighborhood, so we asked him to stop by, and play against fellow unathletic, white college star Andrew "The X" Watson. Not being one to decline an opportunity, AMMO jumped (not literally) on it. The X destroyed him. In what was essentially a long range shooting contest, Watson drilled shot after shot from outside with little resistance. On the other side, Morrison made a couple shots. The difference in the game was that Watson played D, while Morrison merely didn't. The X won the game handily, While he didn't show us anything we didn't already know, he would certainly be worth taking in the second round, and may be worth acquiring a late first for.


Adam Morrison will NOT be playing for the Clippers this season.

From the workouts, I'd rank the players coming in:

1. Terrence Jones - Would be hard to pass up, though he likely will not be available. Questionable whether he is a better SF prospect than Aminu but he would be the BPA and has a different skillset. Upside is dubious though.
2. Brandon Knight - very explosive point guard reminds me of Jennings and could be our PG of the future. However, he has potential, but is not NBA-ready, and is not a playmaker.
3. Enes Kanter - A bit too Kaman-esque for my tastes, but he sure is better than Ike Diogu for what it's worth.
4. Andrew Watson - A big surprise. Obviously a reach in the lottery, but worth pursuing. Money from distance, and just seems to "get it"
5. Harrison Barnes - A bit of an enigma. His college career was awful, and his workouts weren't great, but he has the skillset of a potential star.
6. William Sit - Not what this team needs at the point. Brings intensity and energy but is a walking turnover, and is incredibly inefficient offensively.
7. Leo Lai - More like Leo Lie. The guy is all hype.
8. Donatas Motiejunas - Andrea Bargnani with far less range. Do not want.

2011 NBA Mock Draft

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The Clippers can kiss my ass

The Clippers can kiss my ass

ditto that, I will destroy you guys (and Warren for that matter) whenever we meet

Sit, Valor, U MAD?

Updated the draft post with the mock draft I forgot. This is the Gran Turismo 5 of associations - releasing unfinished features, then going back and adding to them to make them work.

This is the Gran Turismo 5 of associations - releasing unfinished features, then going back and adding to them to make them work.

Or 2K11...I'm still waiting for the PC Patch to start my 2K11 asso....

Holy shit...Cavaliers

Donatas Motiejunas - Andrea Bargnani with far less range.

Is Montiejunas then theoretical proof of the concept of the existence of nothingness? If so, I don't see how how can pass up drafting the most esoteric player ever. He'd be like Darko mixed with Socrates in terms of his legacy and legend.

I'm not a lottery pick?

Ammo got destroyed ? X is really god

Ammo got destroyed ? X is really god

Looks like I'm gathering a cult following

Good to get a run against Ammo He's just too weak to stick with me though

Raps? Nice

You keep me laughing, I'll give you that. Oh and thanks a lot you fucking trend setter, now we have to see 3 Damn Clipper stories all because you started yours. Everyone saw Blake Griffin and had instant jizz stains in their under panties. Anyways, good stuff, I'm here and following.

Hells yeah, I played in the scrimmage. I'm won't be picked in the lottery, can't wait to see where I'll end up.

Draft recap should be up tomorrow. Would be up today, but some crazy shit happens, and it will be a large article. Not to spoil anything, but the draft went okay for the Paperclips.