I'm so jinxed it's almost laughable...
So I've been having some issues with my car lately. I pride myself on being a very safe driver and I never had an accident before, but about a month ago I hit another car' rear end when the bitch in front of me decided it was a bright idea to slam on her brakes for no apparent reason...Her van barely had a scratch on the bumper, she did not have even pull over for insurance stuff, but my car had a broken headlight and blinker (not the bulbs but the protection thingy). I'm so broke I haven't had a chance to have it fixed and I just put a shitload of duct tape on it so the blinker doesn't fall apart.
A couple of weeks ago, I park in the street instead of my driveway for the first time, and the next day I find one of my windows (the little triangular one in the back) partially broken, ready to shatter with any other hit. There were big stains below it as if somebody had been throwing at it a bucket of paint or something. Been driving like that ever since (still broke).
Last night, while moving my car to let my wife's go in the garage, she tells me that my left taillight is not working properly. I get of the car to check it out, sure enough one of the bulbs is dead, and then I hear the door shut by itself...with the keys inside and the door locked from the inside, with the lights still on...
Not able to spend $50 on a locksmith, I have no choice but breaking into my own car by finishing off with a big rock the window that I mentioned was already fucked. Took me half an hour to duct tape the fucking thing, in the dark, cutting my fingers on the broken glass that was all over, with freezing temperature. Good stuff
