Clippers training facility after their win over the Cavaliers
Eddy Curry, "Damnit! I thought there would some vending machine's here!! That's what they told me if I go here....ahh!"
A moan from the distance, "ohhh....ohhh....."
Curry, "What was that? Who's there? Do you need help?"
Curry walks around the facility, following the moans. He enters the office and sees Clippers owner Donald T. Sterling on the floor.
 uhm, you okay there buddy?
, "Oohhh, my head..."
, "Mr. Sterling...its me, Eddy Curry..."Immediately Sterling sits up, startled.
, "AHHH! WHO ARE YOU!? GET AWAY FROM ME! are you mugging me?"
, "Eddy Curry!! Com'on, don't you recognize me?"
, "Uhmm....uhhm..."
, "where did you get those glasses? eh...never mind..."
, "Well, don't just stand there Carey, help me up if you work for me."
, "hm....It's Curry..." as he helps DTS up
, "No, no thanks, I don't want any Curry...I am hungry though"
, "hehe, are you thinking what I am thinking?"
, "I don't know, are you thinking about gay porn?"
, "Nooo!!! Food! Let's eat!!!"
, "Ya know son...that's a really good idea! Let's go!"[..]
They both go to a buffet and eat all the food until they close.
, "I'm stuffed...."
, FART, "I think I'm okay too, maybe desert?"
, "You know, Edgar, I had a lot of fun with out. I'll take care of the bill."
, "for REAL!? I would so dance with you!"
, "Damnit...it was fun while it lasted"


 
 




























