Controversial Clippers ::Proof kobe was 2nd rounder/story::

[The_Flying_Tomato]

Clippers

vs.
Pistons


Final: 101-88

Clippers Open with a loss
Kobe Bryant scored 38, but Tim Duncan's 21 and 19 led the way for the Pistons. Elton Brand put in 16 and 11. Jason Kapono was the Loser of the Game with 0 points(0-8 shooting, 0-5 3pt range), 1 rebound. Ratliff did well, with 12 boards and 3 blocks.

Mike James with a brick He went 1-4 in 3pt land


POG Duncan


Ratliff with a great putback


... and a block


Miles blocks


Spree shoots


Finley was the high man with 32 points


Story for the game and more soon...

[Scotty]

too bad the flying tomato-strange Dynasty but different-different can be good

[The_Flying_Tomato]

I aimed to do something different.


Proof Kobe was a 2nd rounder

as you can clearly see in the bottom left corner, "selected 5th overall by the LA Clippers in 2006"



selected 35th overall by the LA Clippers in 2006.

so there, haters.

[KIG1]

You clearly put that on there with dbf for ps2!

[The_Flying_Tomato]

wtf? what's that?


Story time, oh boy!
"Son of a bitch... I want more minutes..." Tierre Brown muttered. The Clippers had just lost 101-88 to the Pistons.
"I want more shots. And gimme the ball more," Kobe.
"And I want more pot. Anyone got some?" Sheed.
"Yeah, I'll give ya some later, man." remarked Miles.
"Kobe, I deserve the ball more than you. I made 280 pts and 300 3pt attempts once. or something. I dunno wtf i'm saying, i'm retarted."
"True dat."
The bickering continued until...
"SHUT. THE. FARK. UP. JESUS CHRIST!!!! Don't you dirtbags ever shut the hell up? I ask myself every damn day why I didn't quit coaching the second I saw what Isiah had done. Just. Shut. Up." Coach Dunleavy had been contemplating quitting every day. His only hope was that Isiah would be fired sometime.

Later...
"Welcome to PTI, my little imps. Today we have some bad news, and some worse news, for the Los Angeles Clippers."
"We start today discussing the first of the bad news. Assistant General Manager Billy Bonkers has committed suicide. He sold his house and belongings, left a will for all the money to be sent to his son, and disappeared a few days ago. Police officers found him today in the woods in upstate California, and after testing, found arsenic in his body, and he was found hanging from a tree. The Clippers now are searching for a new Assistant GM, and will have a funeral tomorrow."
"This is sad news." blah blah blah, that crap continued until...

"Our next news is that Rasheed Wallace was suspended by the team for a game, along with Darius Miles and Mike James, for behavior detrimental to the team. Wilbon, what'd they do?"
"Rumor has it Sheed and Miles were found with pot, while nobody knows what happened to Mike James..."
"Maybe one of those bricks he shoots, came back and hit him in the face..."

Jason Kapono squealed in delight. "Oh boyz, I gets to start probably." Tierre Brown was also in a better mood. "I finally might get some minutes." Isiah Thomas called up Mike Dunleavy. "Damn it, if you let Brown get good minutes I'll fire you." "Is that a punishment? Please do." "I meant, I'll keep you to your new contract." "Damn. OK." Dunleavy had signed a fat new contract with a clause that he was forced to stay with the team for that year, and could only leave if he was fired.

CJ Patterson also saw new hope. "Hmmm... maybe I can chill at the Assistant GM spot until they sack this dipshit, then I'll take over." He smiled and thought of ways to get Isiah fired...

Next: Some games, some story, i dunno. It might be awhile b4 i update, this weekend is full of work and stuff. :/

[cklitsie]

Hmm, make those haters eat their words lol.

[CouchPotato94]

Haha, I'm loving this dynasty. Good idea by putting Thomas as GM.

Keep up the good work.

[Scorer--20]

heheh .... looks good ... lots of creativity

[Andrew]

Inducted August 16th, 2008