melo15boy (L) Kiara - edit by melo15boy

[melo15boy]

^^^

[Rip32]

Im just curious are you like a 6th grader? Thats where this kinda situation would happen.

[Gator]

what do U even need help with..........

[The GOAT]

what the hell was the point of this topic?

[melo15boy]

i'm in 7th and i need 2 know does she like me or what

[Sac-1]

I guess she does. I can't think like a grade 7 kid anymore. Go ask her.

Just kidding, don't ask.

[The GOAT]

how about you stop being a pussy and ask her out. this sound like the kinda shti that happened to me in 3rd grade.

[melo15boy]

but i ain't sure she likes me or not

[Ruff Ryder]

Does your wenie touch you butthole?

[melo15boy]

[quote="The Black Death"][b]Does your wenie touch you butthole?[/b][/quote] WTF????

[TRUball]

Well, first you have to give her a few drinks, maybe even slip a lil' something something in one of them too. Then it's basically straight forward after that, as she'll most likely be all over you. Then just made a few moves, get her in bed, and BAM. It'll be done before you know it.

By the way, that was a joke, so don't take it seriously kid.

This girl obviously likes you, I mean laughing and calling you names? That's got to be a good thing.

The question is... do you like her?

If you do, just go ask her... she'll admire your confidence.

[melo15boy]

yea i like her.....and she don't call me names she just call my name....and did u read bout what happ. 2day

[The GOAT]

if u like her ask her out. the worst thing that happens is she says no, which really isnt as bad is it sounds.

[melo15boy]

1. she got diabetes
2.she got short hair

[dada]

huh? What kinda school do you go to?

[TRUball]

Yes I did. So it sounds like she at least likes you a bit, wait... is she your friend? Or just a... classmate? If she's your friend, then that sounds like regular friend stuff. If you barely talk to her, and this is the first time she has acted like this, then she probably just wants to get to know you a little more. So, you should just do that, try and get to know her. Then you can start to take it to the next level... which I have no clue what it would be in grade 7.

[Ruff Ryder]

Well, number one. Make sure you've hit puberty and make a deeeep voice. Walk up to her and spit a sure-fire pick up line like "So, you're a girl huh?" That should get her attention. Now you need to say something to get her isolated on a date. Try "There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself....." Shazam, bam, boom pow surprise! You have a date.

Now when you're at the movie theatre watching Ice Age, try to get your mom to sit next to your girlfriend, on the opposite side of you, so Cindy Lou Hoo is in the middle. Then you gotta do the old popcorn trick. Cut a whole in the bottom of the popcorn tub and insert your schlong in there. If you can get a hard-on at your age, you're in good shape. I don't know if you can or not, so you might have to get your testicles through the hole to make yourself present. Then ask Cindy Lou if she wants some popcorn. I'm sure it'll take till the last couple kernels of popcorn for her to grab it, but it'll be worth it. Just don't let your mom have any or else you have a problem.

After she grabs little billy, she'll probably be surprised with an expression of . Now that means two things. A.) Oh Jonny! That's what I'm talking about! or B.) Dogdamn I didn't know they made em that small!

Anyway, if you've hit puberty and can have an erection, you'll probably blow your stuff all over the popcorn. If anyone asks, it's butter. Even if she is so disappointed and leaves you and your mom, you must be optimistic. One, you got a date, two, you got to see a kickass movie, three you got a handjob.

Have fun and Good luck tugging.

[melo15boy]

Private school and we barely talked b4 this year

[The GOAT]

[melo15boy]

yes i hit puerity and a lil deep voice

[dada]

lol Your setting this guy up for a disaster.


Anyways, its kinda odd that you guys run into each other to get attention. When I was in the 7th grade I remember girls just comin to sit in your lap and tell you str8 up they like you (not head buttin me and stuff).

[-BHZMAFIA-]

Does your wenie touch you butthole?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! When I saw that I almost choked on my spit Just ask her out if you really like her or I'll let you borrow my voice for the day since its wayyyy too damn deep.

Shazam, bam, boom pow surprise! You have a date.

YOU HAVE A SLAP!

[TRUball]

Well then... just go do what I said. THEN, do what Black Death said. Or you can skip what I said and go straight to his, either way, it's gold.

[The GOAT]

actually yeah thats what happens 2 me n my friends most of the time. I met my girlfriend cuz we had 2 go see a play in spanish for spanish class, she was a few rows ahead of me so she just turned around and screamed mike your hot. cha-ching!

[melo15boy]

[quote="dadamafia"]lol Your setting this guy up for a disaster.


Anyways, its kinda odd that you guys run into each other to get attention. When I was in the 7th grade I remember girls just comin to sit in your lap and tell you str8 up they like you (not head buttin me and stuff).[/quote]
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ok and my help is....