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by koberulz on Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:01 pm
Ralph wrote:This is still going on... wow...
melo15boy wrote:update.....
i asked her if she could pick up my eraser. then she started 2 smile and she bent over the other way. later on that day i had 2 hold the door (our teacher makes us) and she said hold the door then she had her hand in front of me and i hit her hand. and she hit me on the arm.
Dude... after she hits you, grab her by the neck and slam her up against the wall and punch her right in the face, and break her fucking nose. Got it? Then... either three things can happen... she will start crying, and go tell the teacher and you will get in a lot of trouble and possibly charged, and be known as a women-beater for the rest of your life. Or, she will start crying and you can comfort her, and BAM! you got her. Now... what will most likely happen is she'll laugh at you and reverse it and give you a choke slam, and elbow drop, then pick you back up and take a page out of Chuck Norris' book and give you a few roundhouse kicks.
Then... when you wake up in the hospital (yes, somehow you survived), she will be standing right there with a knife... and I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
and she'll shove it straight up your candy-ass.....
IF YOU S-MEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL......WHAT KIARA.....IS COOKIN'
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by The_Flying_Tomato on Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:22 pm
this thread makes me laugh more than watching cuba gooding jr. try to act
benji wrote:We're still on that stupidity? Giving Kidd the MVP in 2002 is as bad as giving Nash the MVP in any year...
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by peaches on Wed Apr 19, 2006 3:38 pm
Is it funnier then looking at your face for 5 seconds without laughing? I think not.
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by Scotty on Wed Apr 19, 2006 4:13 pm
and he complained about it in Issues
baby
Go Nuggets!
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by Pera on Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:05 pm
melo15boy wrote:update.....
i asked her if she could pick up my eraser. then she started 2 smile and she bent over the other way. later on that day i had 2 hold the door (our teacher makes us) and she said hold the door then she had her hand in front of me and i hit her hand. and she hit me on the arm.
You have no idea do you?
melo15boy wrote:In language please?
Slovenian?
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by cklitsie on Thu Apr 20, 2006 4:26 am
Don't you guys see it? melo15boy is playing all of you (probably).
He can't possibly be for real.
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by Ruff Ryder on Thu Apr 20, 2006 6:25 am
Ralph wrote:This is still going on... wow...
melo15boy wrote:update.....
i asked her if she could pick up my eraser. then she started 2 smile and she bent over the other way. later on that day i had 2 hold the door (our teacher makes us) and she said hold the door then she had her hand in front of me and i hit her hand. and she hit me on the arm.
Dude... after she hits you, grab her by the neck and slam her up against the wall and punch her right in the face, and break her fucking nose. Got it? Then... either three things can happen... she will start crying, and go tell the teacher and you will get in a lot of trouble and possibly charged, and be known as a women-beater for the rest of your life...
...And end up in the NBA pursuing a career like Jason Kidd!
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by melo15boy on Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:48 am
update......
today we were playing volleyball for PE. (nothing else to do) i chose her. then later on while we we playing she jumped up and i saw her panties it was white and blue. later that day i asked her for a eraser. she gave it 2 me. the funny thing is that another boy asked for the same thing last week but she didn't give it 2 him.
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by J@3 on Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:54 am
Stop being a little pervert. I'm going to call the Memphis Sex Offenders Agency and report you. It's your own fault.
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by melo15boy on Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:56 am
how u no i live in memphis?
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by dada on Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:03 am
Jae got super powers. He can even tell you what underwear you got on....go on, ask him.
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by Pancitcooker on Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:21 am
That means ask her out right now before she loses intrest in you. NOW.
Run forest, run!
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by melo15boy on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:05 pm
That means ask her out right now before she loses intrest in you. NOW.
Run forest, run!
she mostly ask us
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by melo15boy on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:14 pm
us=the boys at my school
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by J@3 on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:18 pm
So you're not the only one? I'm still reporting you. I know where you live.
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by Cable on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:18 pm
So she's a slut who's been with every boy at your school?
And I'm going to see them in Toronto!
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by melo15boy on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:22 pm
no only 4.
1st boy-She dumped him cuz he tripped her and punched her hard.
2. 2nd boy-She got dumped
3. 3rd boy-He was bout 5'3 and she is bout 5'7. she dumped him cuz she wasn't giving her no attention.
4. 4th-she dumped him cuz her bf cheated on her with a 5th grader. (her bf=8th grade. kiara=7th grade. other grl 5th grade)
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by KIG1 on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:24 pm
wow a 5th grader. Kids these days
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by melo15boy on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:26 pm
yea and he was bout 5'11 and he was on steriods. (LOOKED LIKE IT)
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by peaches on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:27 pm
kiara=7th grade.
WTF? Her name is really Kiara?
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by melo15boy on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:29 pm
WTF? Her name is really Kiara?
yea duh..
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by J@3 on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:29 pm
I told you guys, I know her.
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by melo15boy on Thu Apr 20, 2006 12:32 pm
what's her middle name and last and what school and her age
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