where are the ladies?

by **Riot** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:45 am

This is my first time actually having a conversation with a girl. Even though it's not really a conversation since you haven't talked to me, I'm getting a stiffy just thinking about you.

by **Old School Fool** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:08 pm

I swear to god Riot, you're being an incoherent penis.

by **Username123** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:36 pm

I swear to god Riot, you're being an incoherent penis.

Not to harsh OSF, maybe Riot is telling the truth :shock:

by **Jona** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 1:23 pm

You said your Mom speaks Spanish!
Can thou, Lady?

by **cyanide** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:08 pm

Jona wrote:You said your Mom speaks Spanish!
Can thou, Lady?

Sorry Jona, she said she only knows English

And I don't think girls like being called "Lady" lol (even though it's in her name, and it's much easier to abbreviate)

by **J@3** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:21 pm

I have ban control, banning people for being incoherent penis's IS in the rules. So shut up.

by **Riot** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:36 pm

Yup, you heard the man. Shut up you incoherent penis'.

*shakes head* Look at these retards hit on a girl over the internet.

by **Jackal_** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:47 pm

Hell everyone is doing it.. my turn now. Lady of Rage, I love you and want to make babies with you. I don't care if I'm on a waiting list..I'm right below Jae :lol:

by **Riot** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 2:52 pm

Bye. Legend, tell me how it feels to be on the bad end of the Banning Stick.

by **Lady Of Rage** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:20 pm

Riot wrote:This is my first time actually having a conversation with a girl. Even though it's not really a conversation since you haven't talked to me, I'm getting a stiffy just thinking about you.

LOL, i just had to go and ask about the "hard wood" classic thread didn't i? you guys are scaring me..j/k

by **Riot** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:39 pm

My wood gets hard pretty easily.

by **COOLmac©** on Tue Jul 12, 2005 5:57 pm

philippine acacia trees > compared to american pines 8-)

by **Ruff Ryder** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:40 am

COOLmac© wrote:philippine acacia trees > compared to american pines

You must not know much about the African [American] Sequoia. :wink:

by **Drex** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:47 am

I wonder how many posts Riot will have to make until Lady runs scared :lol:

by **Riot** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 2:56 am

Oh, come on. Lady and me have chemistry and this great friendship. She loves me no matter what I say or do, that's just how love works. Drex, someday you'll find your true love just like I have.

by **J@3** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:37 am

Hey Riot, since LadyOfRage seems too smart to fall for your obviously fantastic pick up lines, there's another girl on the forum who might go for it... have a look at her posts and see what you think...

http://www.nbaliveforums.com/search.php ... nellywifey

by **Riot** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:14 am

Is she really a girl?

by **Drex** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:22 am

Drex, someday you'll find your true love just like I have.

LMFAO

Hopefully I'll find her in the city, not in some internet forums

by **J@3** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 5:00 am

Riot wrote:Is she really a girl?

I'd say so, can't really do a check on that.

by **Jackal_** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 6:54 am

Riot wrote:Bye. Legend, tell me how it feels to be on the bad end of the Banning Stick.

LOL what are you talking about kiddo..

I was joking around with Lady of Rage..found it funny how people go crazy as soon as they see a woman in the forum...are you even old enough to date?

by **Riot** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:05 am

You tell me what the legal age to date is and I'll tell you if I'm good.

by **Cameron** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:16 am

Welcome to the forum, miss Lady of Rage. As a team member here, I would suggest you browse to a few select threads, such as the thread about how you wipe your arse, the thread where a dude got banned for excessive womanizing, the pimple-popping thread (or as it was spelled IIRC, "poping"), and the thread where people describe when/how they got caught masturbating.

I hope these threads give you cause to have a long and plethorous posting life at the NLSC.

by **Ruff Ryder** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 7:30 am

Mon Camamari wrote:Welcome to the forum, miss Lady of Rage. As a team member here, I would suggest you browse to a few select threads, such as the thread about how you wipe your arse, the thread where a dude got banned for excessive womanizing, the pimple-popping thread (or as it was spelled IIRC, "poping"), and the thread where people describe when/how they got caught masturbating.

I hope these threads give you cause to have a long and plethorous posting life at the NLSC.

*goes and deletes post*

by **J@3** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:05 am

*Bans Cameron* :lol:

by **Cameron** on Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:29 am

Lol, you wouldn't! Just be happy I didn't pull out some of the really bad threads...

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